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pjalne
Aug 11th, 2003, 06:55 PM
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0342108

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Neither Judge Reinhold nor Charles Grodin would touch this one, apparently.
FS
Aug 11th, 2003, 06:59 PM
It's comforting to know that the next time someone asks me what the fuck is wrong with the world, I'll have an answer ready.
Jixby Phillips
Aug 11th, 2003, 07:00 PM
But Dave Thomas would???
The_voice_of_reason
Aug 11th, 2003, 07:03 PM
Clint Howard has starred in 105 movies :(
imported_Wicked Steve
Aug 11th, 2003, 07:28 PM
Damn..I thought they stopped at 3.
Zbu Manowar
Aug 11th, 2003, 09:39 PM
They made three? Jesus.
Esuohlim
Aug 11th, 2003, 09:51 PM
I still stand by my statement that movies these days are just not worth seeing anymore.
Zbu Manowar
Aug 11th, 2003, 10:33 PM
They should just admit they're doing it because they can't be bothered to make anything original to make money. Shit, if this summer hasn't made it apparent, what else can we do? Staple Jack Valenti's dead and bloated body in the middle of Hollywood and Vine with a sign on it?
AChimp
Aug 11th, 2003, 10:40 PM
Why can't they make sequels to good bad stuff? Like Harry and the Hendersons! :(
Zbu Manowar
Aug 11th, 2003, 10:44 PM
You don't really seem to grasp this, do you?
AChimp
Aug 11th, 2003, 11:14 PM
What? I think it would be hilarious if Harry got loose in the city or something and the police chased him or something. Maybe add in a few comical scenes where Harry interacts with household appliances.

Pure gold shit. :)
O71394658
Aug 11th, 2003, 11:21 PM
And the Middle Eastern bald-hunter man can make a CAMEO

:love
SLjimbo
Aug 12th, 2003, 12:11 AM
Ah shit, not again. :suicide

I don't know what's worse, this or the countless number of Air Bud movies.
FS
Aug 12th, 2003, 04:35 AM
Wait... wait, this could work.

Bigfoot II: One Foot in the Hood.

Harry has to escape from the military and wanders into the city, where he is taken in by a gang of young black men. While staying there, Harry teaches them a valuable lesson about drugs, pack mentality and life. He also thwarts a murder, and proves to be an expert at basketball and breakdancing.

The movie poster will feature Harry with a baseball cap on backwards and sunglasses on, grinning widely. He will be completely CGI. Black people will frequently say things white people think they say, such as "homie".

It'll be "out of this world"!

Soundtrack by Coolio.
Krythor
Aug 12th, 2003, 05:20 AM
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Professor Cool
Aug 12th, 2003, 05:40 AM
I had a sick feeling that a new Howard the Duck movie will come up in the next 5 years

Howard the Duck 2:
He's Back, and he's BLACK

http://www.animationmagazine.net/images/duck_dodger.gif
Cap'n Crunch
Aug 12th, 2003, 11:11 AM
What? I think it would be hilarious if Harry got loose in the city or something and the police chased him or something. Maybe add in a few comical scenes where Harry interacts with household appliances.

Pure gold shit. :)

Ha, I would go see that to be funny. I still have the first one on tape because my aunt bought it for me on accident.

New York would be the best city for him to get lost in. :(