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starz
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:44 PM
A blackout happened today occuring in New York, Detroit, Toronto,

and other towns causing no electricity. In France today,

Abnormally high temperatures caused 3,000 to die.

First we lose our electricity causing us to lose A/C then a heat

wave comes...

Start investing in portable generators....

(I reallize that the blackout was caused by a main power grid going out, but it's just a concidence that article is right next to the deaths in france)

Jeanette X
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:48 PM
Gee, lets cause a mass panic, why don't we? :rolleyes

ranxer
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:49 PM
i'm scared now cause i see 'end is near' on the same page with 'nader gets hit with a pie :(

starz
Aug 15th, 2003, 02:49 PM
you should be scared >:

The_voice_of_reason
Aug 16th, 2003, 01:55 AM
I hope we all die :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave :rave





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kahljorn
Aug 16th, 2003, 01:57 AM
I hope we all get hit by pie, that sounds so tastey.

The_voice_of_reason
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:12 AM
YOU LIKE PIE??????????

you fucking sissy

CaptainBubba
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:15 AM
PIE IS GOD.

kahljorn
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:15 AM
It turns me on when you call me sissy and spank me, do it again.

The_voice_of_reason
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:15 AM
YOU MOM IS GOD YOU FAGGOT.

kahljorn
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:19 AM
I know, I'm Jesus christ of the catholic persuasion. Worship me.

The_voice_of_reason
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:21 AM
I wasn't talking to you.

CaptainBubba
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:24 AM
MY MOM IS TOO BUSY SUCKING COCK IN HELL TO BE GOD.

YOU MAKE LITTLE GIRLS KILL THEMSELVES. >:

kahljorn
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:25 AM
That doesn't change the fact. I used to post here as Jesus Christ :/

The_voice_of_reason
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:37 AM
MY MOM IS TOO BUSY SUCKING COCK IN HELL TO BE GOD.

YOU MAKE LITTLE GIRLS KILL THEMSELVES. >:


Looks stupid when you see it from another perspective, huh.

Schimid
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:37 AM
WHY CAN'T THE APOCOLYPSE COME FASTER?! >:

The_voice_of_reason
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:39 AM
Because jesus can't come back till we cleanse the earth of all the ******s and the jews.

Zhukov
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:41 AM
If all power is out, how will elevators and escalators work? What about public transport? People will have to walk!

Allot of fat Americans are going to die from exhaustion.

Karl Hungus
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:49 AM
Because jesus can't come back till we cleanse the earth of all the ******s and the jews.


Baby Gorillas?

kahljorn
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:50 AM
that pictures fucking big and irritating.

Schimid
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:51 AM
WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY.

The_voice_of_reason
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:51 AM
Because jesus can't come back till we cleanse the earth of all the ******s and the jews.


Baby Gorillas?


AND the hebes.

kahljorn
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:52 AM
I could help you with that.

The_voice_of_reason
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:55 AM
SHUT the fuck up you racist bastard.

Karl Hungus
Aug 16th, 2003, 03:01 AM
that pictures fucking big and irritating.


I DIDN'T HAVE MY BUDDIES DIE FACE DOWN IN THE MUD TO HAVE ASSHOLES LIKE YOU TELL ME THAT MY PICTURES ARE TOO LARGE, AND I'LL THANK YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL AFFAIRS.

kahljorn
Aug 16th, 2003, 03:04 AM
I know, I remember they were laying face dead cause they were exausted after long bouts of anal sex with you.

Schimid
Aug 16th, 2003, 03:05 AM
I FUCKING HATE THIS THREAD SO FUCKING BAD.

The_voice_of_reason
Aug 16th, 2003, 03:06 AM
WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY.

BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.

and jesus only takes those who we don't like.

Karl Hungus
Aug 16th, 2003, 03:09 AM
I know, I remember they were laying face dead cause they were exausted after long bouts of anal sex with you.

THis coming from the same man who complained about things being "big and irritating" i think you need to get your priorities straight before you go pointing fingers buddy.

kahljorn
Aug 16th, 2003, 03:14 AM
I didn't point my finger, I didn't want you to get on your knees and suck on it. I just washed my hands.

Esuohlim
Aug 16th, 2003, 10:38 AM
I HAD TO FUCKING GO TO BED AT 9:30 BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO. >:

THIS BLACKOUT WAS NOT A JOKE, MAN. NOT A JOKE, MAN.

:(

Gåte
Aug 16th, 2003, 11:39 AM
I HAD TO FUCKING GO TO BED AT 9:30 BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO. >:

THIS BLACKOUT WAS NOT A JOKE, MAN. NOT A JOKE, MAN.

:(

Masturbate :(

Jeanette X
Aug 16th, 2003, 11:52 AM
Thats what I did during the blackout. :)

Esuohlim
Aug 16th, 2003, 02:22 PM
Then what do I do at 9:34? :(