Fuck Starbucks

[roonTing]

There is one in my town. And one of these days I am going to get off my ass and protest in front of it. Everyone should. :/

[punkgrrrlie10]

I think that they should allow smoking inside starbucks.

[Pub Lover]

What did starbucks do wrong? I missed that one... :confused

[roonTing]

Sure fire sign of your town being bastardized. The very fact that they are on every block. The fact that you can't get a small black coffee for a dime. The bastards.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, ok. Not a problem here, yet. :)

[roonTing]

Starbucks is evil enough to warrant going out of your way to protest it.

[Systemz]

I live in the Pacific Northwest, kids - believe me, I can't cartwheel out my front door without jacknifing somebody holding a soy latte. If I wasn't addicted to coffee I'd probably be a lot crankier about Startbucks, but I will say this - their beans come from South America, and that's ghetto. If you want good Arabica beans you go Africa or Indonesia. None of this fairly-traded, hippy-dippy coca grower shit.

[FS]

Good morning, officer Barbrady. Your usual?

[mburbank]

Starbucks has long standing company policy of moving as close as humanly possible to privately owned coffee shops and using their corporate connection to absorb financial losses until they drive the independant shop out of business.

[starz]

you know theres something wrong, when I see a starbucks and on the other side of the street another starbucks :P

[MrAdventure]

BEETLE BAILEY HAD A JOKE ABOUT STARBUCKS TODAY :)

"WHERE IS THE STARBUCKS?" :lol

"ACROSS FROM THE STARBUCKS!" :lol

[Les Waste]

http://cab.student-org.drexel.edu/lewis_black.jpg

"GIVE ME MY GODDAMNED JOKE BACK"

[MrAdventure]

GO YELL AT MS. BUXLEY :lol

OR MORTWALKER.COM >:

[whoreable]

I have decided every comedian has a starbucks joke.
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[mburbank]

I don't. There goes your theory. I'd write one now off the top of my head, but I can't 'cause of your theory and my compulsive need to thwart it. It could have been a really good joke too. Now I hate you.

[MrAdventure]

But Ms. Buxley is a secretary with big hoohoos :(

I SAY LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT

[whoreable]

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[mburbank]

Okay so this guy walks into starbucks and says "Can I get a Decaffe Latte?" and the guy behind the counter goes "No, but if you hum a few bars I'll pour one up Janet Jackson's Bee-hind, becuasem several years ago in a Newsweek sidebar interview she held forth of the physical and spiritual benefits of Coffee Enemas. Boy, those Jacksons. Crazy as shithouse rats, nu?"


DAMN!!!!


Although that was really more of a Janet Jackson joke than a Starbucks joke.

[Protoclown]

I think that they should allow smoking inside starbucks.

I think they should allow random, incendiary gunfire inside Starbucks.

[sadie]

it should be noted that the absence of a starbucks in no way means a town is not being bastardized. my town is a prime example of this.

[mburbank]

I promise you there will be a Starbucks in your town soon.

[slavemason]

I think Whoreable is still right about the comedian / starbucks jokes ratio. mburbank may be a comedian but that joke was more like a run-on sentence. I laughed at it, but in the way that you laugh at retards.

[whoreable]

even though he hates me i liked his joke :(
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[mburbank]

I don't hate you as much as I hate that fuck slavemason. THAT guy is a REAL dick.

[slavemason]

I liked the way you typed "real" in big letters and "dick" in these little letters. It's like you can look right up my skirt. How about a big warm sweater-hug?

[mburbank]

DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME MAN!! I'M A BAD APPLE LOOSE CANNON MEAN S.O.B!!

I'LL CUTCHA A NEW BLOWHOLE BABY!!!

[starz]

yes i did steal that from that comedian :P

[McClain]

I used to hate Starbucks, too. Matter of fact, I wrote a huge rant about it when I first got to the boards.
But then my wife got a job there. She still has the job. Being faced with a situation of abhorring the corporation which employed my wife, I began to contemplate my ideals of this coffee co. Then, one day when I was getting coffee at Ocean Beach (a real hippie spot) there were protesters outside of the Starbucks handing out pamphlets with maps to local-run coffee shops.
That pissed me off. The local coffee shops didn't have what I wanted. And their shit isn't as good. And the customer service sucks because they all think that they're doing the customer a service. Fuck that shit.
I'll drink what I goddamn want to. I don't care if they're making a billion dollars off me. And I don't care if your neighbor, the one who owns "Kaffeen's Beans", is starving because no one is supporting local business. PISS ON YOU!

And for the record, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about Systemz.

[JesusFishSticks]

Their stuff is usualy pretty good, but as soon as you walk into a starbucks, you're just afronted with this horrible smell. I can never go to them because they smell so god awful.

[Anonymous]

That smell is commonly referred to as "coffee."

[roonTing]

No McClain, there is a good, local coffee shop in town that is cheaper, and has anything you want... but the only coffee I drink comes from IHOP. FUCK STARBUCKS IN THE ASS. >:

[Zbu Manowar]

Plus if you really want to hate Starbucks, remember how much they charged emergency workers for a case of water during the 9/11 attacks.

That said, I live in a small town with a nice cafe already. And if I want coffee, I can make it myself thanks.

[Protoclown]

I hate coffee. I can't even stand the smell of it. Which sucks, because I hear coffee shops are good places to meet women.

[noob3]

Just go in there and buy a hot chocolate with a lid, and put some aquablue under your nostrils. Or not. I don't know, I want some hot chocolate.

Coffee sucks >:

[Hobo Renee]

Here's how it goes, if you want a regular coffee or what not just go to the local shop or grocery store and buy one because it's way cheaper. If you want a brownie mocha latte charamel schnazzy coffee with ice than go to Starbucks and they will queer up your coffee so it tastes good and doesn't taste like coffee. And yes, Starbucks smells bad, I think it's because they use a lot of disenfectant and employee urine. They're building an IHOP in Davis so I've decided that it's going to be my new hang out. VIVA.

PS. I heart Mike BIBBY LOL.

[Paul138]

"No just and loving God would allow a Starbucks across from a Starbucks..."

[CaptainBubba]

A just and loving god would have nailed your testicles to your mouse in an effort to prevent you from getting on this site and quoting people much much more talented thatn you.

The reason people like him are funny is because they "come up" with their own jokes. quoting isn't funny unless its in the right context, and since they've already quoted that comedian, it was, for lack of a better word, retarded.

[slavemason]

This old man Leon said, "The Bible says a motherfucker can't live on bread alone Jack!"
Leon rules.

[Zbu Manowar]

If you want a brownie mocha latte charamel schnazzy coffee with ice than go to Starbucks and they will queer up your coffee so it tastes good and doesn't taste like coffee.

That's my new line. "Don't queer up your coffee!"

[McClain]

"A just and loving god would have nailed your testicles to your mouse in an effort to prevent you from getting on this site and quoting people much much more talented thatn you. "

HAHA!