fatsatan's and glowbelly's penis thread

[glowbelly]

willie, lookie what i found.

[executioneer]

yuck penises! yuck!

[glowbelly]

YAY YAY YAY!!

[Jeanette X]

Less talk, more cock. >:

[executioneer]

cocks :rolleys

[Tadao]

I would be banned.

[Tadao]

Big black c*ck!

http://www.nanceestar.com/cock.gif

[HickMan]

Anyone who posted in this thread will never see Jesus.

[glowbelly]

you mean jesus's penis. that's what you mean.

[Guitar Woman]

penises are annoying

[Tadao]

penises are annoying

I miss Zomboid now :(

[HickMan]

you mean jesus's penis. that's what you mean.

I bet jesus is hung like a moose

[glowbelly]

i request a penis status update from the following men: sethomas, chojin, tadao and jeanettex

[wobzire]

In all honesty I think the penis is natures practical joke on mankind. I'm not some transgender person or anything but I am sort of jealous of girls not having exterior genitals. I mean come on! At least make the retractable or something.

[Tadao]

Morning wood

[Jeanette X]

In all honesty I think the penis is natures practical joke on mankind. I'm not some transgender person or anything but I am sort of jealous of girls not having exterior genitals. I mean come on! At least make the retractable or something.

Well I don't know about the penis itself, but I did read once that the testicles must be kept outside the body because the sperm need to be kept at a slightly lower temperature than the body itself to survive.

[wobzire]

well they should fix that too.

[Sethomas]

I never paid much attention to this thread in its heyday so I don't know what all a penis status update entails.

Although news in my penis' world: I got a new decoration for my skin bridge. This one is a 2-gauge stainless steel captive bead ring about half an inch in diameter. It looks nicer overall, and I expect that I'll be less worried about it falling off in a bad place than the previous horseshoe one.

[bigtimecow]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

i was gonna say pics but i remember somebody posting a pic of their pierced dick before and it might have been you :x

[liquidstatik]

and then someone drew angry eyes on it :eek

[Sethomas]

My dick isn't actually "pierced". I think I actually remember TWO instances of I-Mockery penile piercings, and probably both included pictures. The first one was by RoonTing and I think he stopped posting here in 2002 or earlier.

[Chojin]

still there.

[Esuohlim]

i was gonna say pics but i remember somebody posting a pic of their pierced dick before and it might have been you :x

I think it might have been soundtest :(

[glowbelly]

roon posted his pierced nip, but i don't remember the penis bit. i always miss the penis. sigh.

[Chojin]

hugh scanned his balls for the first mock wars, and zero signal got really upset.

and both groin not and soundtest posted their prince alberts.

pub lover talked sevenforce into posting his nightstick in the old NSFW thread.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

there aren't enough women of low moral fiber on this board.

[MLE]

I'm sorry. I'll try to recruit more.

[Tadao]

Or become one.

[MLE]

I don't think Chojin would appreciate that.

[Tadao]

That bastard!

[Guitar Woman]

Zomboid posted the pierced wang, guys.

If you go back and read that thread I seconded him posting pics, but I was a girl back then. Totally not gay.

[MetalMilitia]

If I had a penis for every time you did something gay, Guitar Woman...

[Tadao]

You would be a Cocktopuss?

[Guitar Woman]

So I've only done 7 gay things?

That's better than I thought.

[Tadao]

I was going by the day.

[Guitar Woman]

I've been gay for a week?

Still not following you.

[Pub Lover]

To forestall MetalMilitia turning into a rape-crazed tentacle monster, he is shorn once a week of all but one of the offending members. The practice was to leave the longest of the umpteen organs, but as Guitar Woman's gaiety grew ever greater, for the sake of Mrs Militia the practise was reversed. Of course, even the shortest of the multitude that sprouted weekly was enough to make even the loosest of woman shed a tear.

[Guitar Woman]

that's gross

[Guitar Woman]

you're gross

[liquidstatik]

http://z.about.com/d/menshealth/1/0/o/penis.jpg

[glowbelly]

the muscle that controls your balls is called THE CREMASTER MUSCLE.

[glowbelly]

i used to know the complete path that sperm took to get of the body during ejaculation, but i won't be tested on that any time soon so i've forgotten it.

[liquidstatik]

i would've loved to hear it :eek

[Sethomas]

Glowbelly, although you might have forgotten the anatomical jargon to describe such pathways, I'm sure you'd still do a fantastic job of making them happen.

[liquidstatik]

you have such a way with women, seth ;D

[glowbelly]

indeedy. i definitely wouldn't slap him if he hit on me :)

for you, liquid...i had to look some terms up because my brain is too full of microbiology right now, but i'm sure you'll forgive me once you learn all these cool new body parts:

testis (seminiferous tubules)
rete testis
epididymis (head, body, tail)
vas deferens
inguinal ring
seminal vesicle
ejaculatory duct
prostatic urethra
membranous urethra
penile urethra
fossa navicularis
urethral meatus
your face

[Guitar Woman]

lol :<

Didn't you guys have sex ed in your day?

I've had to memorize this shit three different years now.

[glowbelly]

can i request that you are eternally banned from this thread? anyone who pretended to be a girl as long as you did shouldn't be allowed to have a penis. >:

[glowbelly]

or talk about penis.

or touch one
or pretend that you are smart about them
or pee from one
etc.

[MLE]

GW, I'll have to ask you to aquiesce to her request. This is her thread.

[Pub Lover]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE JOB FOR A PRIVATE MESSAGE. :rolleyes

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/mypenis.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

ok zomboid no need to be testy


or should I say testie hahaha :wit

[Dr. Boogie]

Teste

:wit

[liquidstatik]

testis (seminiferous tubules)
rete testis
epididymis (head, body, tail)
vas deferens
inguinal ring
seminal vesicle
ejaculatory duct
prostatic urethra
membranous urethra
penile urethra
fossa navicularis
urethral meatus
your face

You should sing that to a showtune so i can remember it :eek

[Zomboid]

Yeah I posted a pic of mine. I've changed my cock ornament a bunch of times already and I still like it, but I'm kind of tempted to add another rung to the ladder :O

[glowbelly]

i miss fatsatan :(

and penis :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

penis is glad to be away from you

[Tadao]

penis is glad to be away from you

I wish I was a mod so that I could make you pay for that comment.

[Tadao]

My penis waves hello to Glowbelly.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/KILL.jpg

[executioneer]

ding-a-lings!

[glowbelly]

if i had penis right now, i would so totally be willing to miss it again if it meant that i could wave it in dwp's face disapprovingly.

but before i did that, i would wave back to tadao.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I'm not sure any guy would like you grabbing his penis and waving it at your computer screen, but that's just me

[Tadao]

That is you, I would personally love it. I'm doing it now actually.

[glowbelly]

yes. not just ANY guy.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Single mother seeks special man for penis waving

[glowbelly]

hello penis thread! :D

[Dixie]

<3<3<3<3<3

[glowbelly]

i am with a man who has a penis and i am very thankful for that. thank you penis. PENIS.

[executioneer]

PENIS ARE TROUBLE, THE WORST KIND

[Tadao]

You'll poke an eye out!

[Tadao]

http://www.tvscoop.tv/my_penis_lawrence.jpg

[executioneer]

SEE, TROUBLE

[elx]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(
youguysaregross

[DevilWearsPrada]

this is a grownup thread about grownup topics

[Grislygus]

And that's why you're involved, huh

[executioneer]

this is a grossout thread about gross-up weiners

[Terra]

Man, this thread is the best. I hope it never dies.

[MajorScales]

I remember when my member was a member of a club that everyone wore club member jacket that said "WANG" but no one got the joke :\

[glowbelly]

penis. *drum rolllllllll*

[glowbelly]

cock. :(

[Pentegarn]

Does this mean you will be posting regularly again? :)

[glowbelly]

probably not!

[executioneer]

wieners >:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

dick joke?

[Pentegarn]

I prefer the term, 'tally-whacker'

[executioneer]

that's what grislygus is afraid of seeing everyday :(

[kahljorn]

:lol

[spazboy]

IF THERE WAS ANOTHER MEANING FOR THE WORD PENIS OR PERHAPS IF IT HAD A CLEVER HOMONYM THEN PERHAPS THIS POST WOULD HAVE SOME SORT OF PUN BASED AROUND THAT MEANING OR OTHER WORD IN IT, AND I WOULD BE HAILED AS A COMIC VISIONARY.

BUT IT DOES NOT.

[kahljorn]

I GUESS THE PENIS NOT MIGHTIER tHAN THE SWORD :(

etc

[Pentegarn]

I'll take "the penis mightier" for 400 Alex

[glowbelly]

8====D O-:

[executioneer]

DING-DONGS

[Pentegarn]

One eyed blue veined purple headed trouser trout

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

BONESAW

[Pentegarn]

IS REEEEEEEEADY!

[executioneer]

BONESAW IS DEAD YOU GUYS :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'M SORRY TO HEAR MY PENIS DIED.

[Pentegarn]

ALL THE MORE REASON TO CELEBRATE BONESAW'S EXISTENCE. HAVE RESPECT FOR THE DEAD

[AChimp]

I saw some graffiti on the bus today that said "YOU LOVE PENIS x▲". I was going to get a picture of it, but then someone sat down in front of it.

I wonder how much penis love a triangle represents.

[kahljorn]

WILLIE DO YOU EVER CALL YOUR PENIS ONE EYED WILLIE? :(

[executioneer]

NOEP

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I saw some graffiti on the bus today that said "YOU LOVE PENIS x▲". I was going to get a picture of it, but then someone sat down in front of it.

Maybe they were trying to activate the power up.

[executioneer]

i guess penises win this time :(