Round 3: Retro Kat and what's his name VS. Noob3 Blackflag

[Tropical]

A note to jixby+wreck: Throw a few posts in here :( Kat and what's his name is draining the fun quotient from the mock wars :(

[noob3]

i'm an ugly human being. so ugly.

[noob3]

okay mom. i understand.

i understand, mom.

[noob3]

people don't listen to me when i talk. but i can't blame them. i don't say anything coherent in real life. i'm a fucking freak. and they know. they think i'm retarded. they do.

[noob3]

i'm just shy

[noob3]

i need more sun and fruit

[noob3]

what the fuck is that noise

[noob3]

there are people in my house

[noob3]

i think they left

[noob3]

i'm just shy

[noob3]

i'm not good with expressing my emotions

[ScruU2wice]

last night some people thought there was a burglar in there house... and when they finally got the courage to open the door it turned out that there was a fire in there house
but they got out and there ok now :)

[noob3]

shut the fuck up, man. fucking nerd.

[noob3]

the people i consider friends just use me, like i'm not even a person

[noob3]

im listening to joy division

[noob3]

thier singer is fucking dead, man. he fucking killed himself

[noob3]

fuck new order, man

[noob3]

i cried on my 16th birthday. i have no life. i'm an internert nerd. and this made me sad.

[Black Flag]

NEW ORDER ARE AWESOME.

[noob3]

not compared to fucking joy division, man

[noob3]

blue monday is about garfield or some fucking bullshit

[Black Flag]

The New Order Substance double CD is way better than the Joy Division Substance CD.

Plus, New Order played Joy Division songs live so it was like the best of both worlds!

[noob3]

they had better of fucking zombifyed ian WHICH THEY DIDNT

[noob3]

i look like a zombie, man.

[noob3]

chick don't dig zombie look i don't think

[noob3]

they dont

i've had scurvy before. scurvy, man.

[noob3]

scurvy

[noob3]

i want to bask in the sun like a lizard

[noob3]

a sun-lizard. they like the sun. i like the sun.

[Black Flag]

I bet that hippie chick is into zombies

[noob3]

i didnt tell you she was a hippy, man. but she is. she makes flower necklaces and shit. she daisy chains them or something.

[noob3]

she's into clavicles, man. and i think my clavicles are deformed.

[noob3]

she's dreamy

[Black Flag]

The first thing you said about her was that she's a hippie.

[noob3]

oh. that makes sense, i guess.

[noob3]

did we win yet

[ScruU2wice]

lemme summarize this war with a picture

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/321343/saadkrisheadripoff.jpg

With you being me, and me being the guy who is getting his head ripped off :(

[The Retro Kat]

I love you both, noob and blackflag. :)
...I want to hold hands.

[ScruU2wice]

no one loves me :(
















:tear




















:wank















:hangman

[The Retro Kat]

Dont say that, I love noob and blackflag.

[ScruU2wice]

noob and black flag and virtually every1 hates me, so the cricle completes itself :) :(

http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/mcdonald-suicide.jpg

[noob3]

Retrokat would like my new hippy friend. She wears retro stuff, but complains that boys get cooler vintage stuff than girls. And she's a total pothead. But, she wants to paint my fingernails. :(

[ScruU2wice]

theres nothing werth living for...


:(

:tear

:lol

:|

:suicide

[The Retro Kat]

There is no way guys have cooler retro swag. The ratio of retro threads of girls to guys is like...I don't know, 4:1. Is she hot?



http://www.city.fuji.shizuoka.jp/kids/19%20love%20you.gif

[ScruU2wice]

dont you have one of those girlfriend things? >:

[The Retro Kat]

God dammit, just cause i got a girlfriend doesn't mean I can't think other girls are attractive or love noob and blackflag.

[ScruU2wice]

Yes it does, remember that one contract you signed :rolleyes

[noob3]

she's cute

[The Retro Kat]

A dirty cute like punky/stonery cute or a clean preppie cute?