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slavemason
Aug 20th, 2003, 04:18 PM
I have reached that milestone where I've caved in to the Avatar. At first, I enjoyed the rebellious toss-off of the brand. But now I feel like I am back in the seventh grade and my mom has given me my Members Only™ jacket.

http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/users/d92cc87/bc/pictures/members+only.jpg?bf2JSR_A_p8J7R5k

Edit to be the first : What a fucking idiot...
FS
Aug 20th, 2003, 04:25 PM
I can't see your avatar.
TeRRaNuSER
Aug 20th, 2003, 04:28 PM
I can, and its beeutifool
Anonymous
Aug 20th, 2003, 04:31 PM
SM: fantastic. now, who are you?
noob3
Aug 20th, 2003, 05:03 PM
how did this newbie get so many posts?
Carnivore
Aug 20th, 2003, 06:29 PM
I don't recall the I-Mockery Directorate bestowing regular status upon you! Show us your brand!

Most newbies have five times more posts than I do :/ That's why this place sucks nowadays >:
McClain
Aug 20th, 2003, 06:33 PM
No, it sucks because you don't post as often, silly boy! :orgasm
Carnivore
Aug 20th, 2003, 06:35 PM
I don't see you picking up the slack, bitch!
jin
Aug 20th, 2003, 08:31 PM
Slavemason arrived in the same thread i first did, Choji's Drinking Thread (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=544&highlight=) I think.
NIGhtMAre
Aug 20th, 2003, 09:08 PM
That thread was the silent death of i-mockery forums. Dman jins moved in!
Anonymous
Aug 21st, 2003, 01:59 AM
shut the fuck up, nightmare.
slavemason
Aug 21st, 2003, 03:15 PM
Maybe some of you computer savvy / friendly folk could tell me why Yahoo Briefcase sucks so bad. My purdy pictures keep disappearing.
noob3
Aug 21st, 2003, 03:17 PM
If anything, Chojin is the savior of this piece of shit board.
slavemason
Aug 21st, 2003, 03:25 PM
If by savior you mean the guy who should be crucified, then I agree.

Let's see how Goob3 tries to type his way into the Chojin's pants.
noob3
Aug 21st, 2003, 03:29 PM
Crucified for his suave-ness and newbie bludgeoning power, yes.
Anonymous
Aug 21st, 2003, 07:17 PM
Rrrrico...

SUAVE
xolik-2
Aug 21st, 2003, 08:36 PM
Little red x-es rule!
misabella
Aug 22nd, 2003, 03:17 PM
I thought this thread was, at least in part, to be about my breasts...
oh well, here's my favorite quote from that Streets cd:

"shut up I'm the driver you're the passenger"

Ok, that about wraps up my post, and by the way I'd rather you all ignore me than be mean to me, as I am not drunk right now and would probably be slow with the snappy comebacks.