MY TAPE TREE, MOTHERFUCKERS. >:

[sspadowsky]

All who wish to participate in a tape tree, email me at sspadowsky@netscape.net
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[sspadowsky]

NOW! >:
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[Mockery]

What exactly is required for someone to be in it?

[sspadowsky]

OK, here are my requirements.

-Each person gets only ONE WEEK with each compliation.
-No Jixby tricks. It was funny, but partly because it happened to someone else. So, at least ten entirely different songs, please.
-LIST THE FUCKING TRACKS! Don't try to be all enigmatic. I don't want to waste time trying to figure out who I'm listening to. List the track, the artist, and even the lyrics if you're feeling really ambitious.
-CDs only, please. I don't have a cassette player at all anymore.
-Don't give out anyone's address without their permission. Respect one another's privacy.

That's about all I can think of. E-mail me if you wanna join. :)
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[sspadowsky]

I SAID, "EMAIL ME IF YOU WANNA JOIN!" >:

'Cause, otherwise, it will be just me and Black Flag, and that wouldn't be much of a tape tree. :(
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[Protoclown]

More like a branch or a twig at that point, really.

[Darryl]

I will join, but my lunch break is over and I don't have time to send that email right now. I will send it later. :(

[whoreable]

so what you just put songs you like on cds and send em to other people? is that basically what this is?
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[sspadowsky]

Yep. Based on your geographic location, I figure out an order in which the CDs will be sent. You will always receive a CD from the same person, and always send to the same person.

So I would make a CD and send it to you, you would make a CD and send it to edorian, etc. After a week, you would send my CD on to edorian, and so on, until your own compilation comes back to you.
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[slavemason]

It sounds good to me but I'm too lazy/busy for all that mailing. If anyone is interested, I'd send them a copy of one of my current bands. Acutally Jason would because he isn't as lazy/busy. He wrote most of it anyway.
mburbankm, I'd send you one too, I think you're starting to like me and you know we can't have that.
Then the Mockery could be that much more personal. Teefys.

On second thought, I'll try to post a link to the IUMA site. No guarantees, I'm pretty slow. Ask Glowbelly.
http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Portabella/

Might I recommend "Mick Loves Jesus".

[Blackjack]

Some top tips, Sspad:

1. Wait for BT's Tape Tree to fold.
2. DON'T let Newbies join, cuz they won't actually send their CDs.

[Hobo Renee]

I'd join this except that I'm in BT's tape tree, and because of Jixby I have to mail to Canada which sucks because it's more money.

[sspadowsky]

BT: Fold your tape tree and come over to the dark side. :evil
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[Rez]

I'd join this except that I'm in BT's tape tree, and because of Jixby I have to mail to Canada which sucks because it's more money.

forgot to tell you, or because you werent here today...

buffalo emailed me and i'm sending your mix to solid in canada, and im sending my mix to cerceropia in canada as well. postage is handled.

but i'm not spending 10 bucks again.

[Ihach]

how many rounds are we talking sspad? because im in canada, and mailing to the states can be expensive

[sspadowsky]

NO CANADIANS. >:

Just kidding. If we could get at least half a dozen people in this, that would be cool with me. So far there's me, Proto, and Black Flag (aka Facekicker), so we're halfway there.
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[Ihach]

count me in sspad, ill drop you a line now

[Jixby Phillips]

I think I might want to join. but I should appologize for some things that I did in the last tape tree. Here is exactly what happened:

First, there was the issue of taking a long time to send the CD. At first it was because I was extremly busy with work and school, and then I just forgot. I made a mix that was really good, but it was so good that I wanted to keep it for a while to listen to in my car. I thought I'd just get sick of it after a week or so and send it. This was not the case. As it got later and later in the tree I did something I talked about but didn't actually plan on doing (The Hamtaro joke). I'm sorry I didn't save the tracklist from the first CD to make a another copy with it, and I'm sorry I was too lazy to make a real good CD.

Second, I emailed Buffalo Tom to tell him that I changed my email adress from jixby@jixby-phillips.com to jixby@saddadcentral.com. He ignored this email and kept emailing me at jixby@jixby-phillips.com. I ignored those emails thinking "Oh well, he should have read the email I sent him >:." The jixby-phillips.com domain expired a few days later. I am sorry I did not email him again from the saddadcentral adress. I am sorry because I think I did it beacuse I secretly love having something not be my fault after fucking something up. I used to intentionally sneeze in my second grade class while doing cursive exersizes just so I could fuck up my writing and be like "HEY ITS TOO DUSTY IN HERE, LADY, WTF DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT >:". I also remember having to freeze at recess when the whistle blew to end recess. So one day I figured out when the whistle was about to blow and I started running for the bathroom. Then while frozen I pissed myself. I'm sorry for that too, but none of you were involved with that incident, so you don't have to accept my appology for that.

Third, I'm sorry that I pretended to be happy I ruined the tape tree. I only did it because I fucking hate SolidSnakeASS. He can go to hell.

Fourth, I'm sorry that I didn't offer to fix the tape-tree or explain myself, either with the truth (above) or lies. I wanted out of the tape tree because I was bitter with SolidSnakeASS (Because I hate him) and I was also bitter with Rez because he kept getting mad at me for not listening to his mix, and also for assuming that I simply threw away his mix (though to be fair, I DID somewhat lead him to beleive this when I pretended to be happy about ruining the tree). This is not true, I still have his mix somewhere, I just have not bothered to look for it because I don't want to send anything else to SolidSnakeASS because, again, I fucking hate him.

I'm sorry that my petty grudges against a few fucked everything up for everybody else. I am now sick of the CD in my car and can have it packed up and ready to send anytime you want. :)

But then again I only MIGHT want to join. Who wants to drive to the post office every goddamn week?

That and I hate music.

[Blackjack]

OMG!!! JIXBY MADE A POST THAT MADE SENSE!!!

[Protoclown]

You may like to think so, Blackjack, but it's just madness in disguise, that's all.

[sspadowsky]

OK, I'm out of town for the next couple of days. Anyone who wants in, just email me, and we'll get the details worked out next week.

Oh, and Jixby made my day with his story. :lol

>:
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[Blackjack]

Who wants to drive to the post office

Yeah man. Driving. It's, it's like just too much effort. Goddamn.




WHAT? You DRIVE to the POST OFFICE!?!?!?!?

Look, I live within two minutes of one post office, and within about five minutes of another, and that's WALKING. Does this mean either there's a huge defecit of post offices in the US, or you can't be arsed to walk round the block?

Either way, it's a pretty shocking state of affairs >:

[Jixby Phillips]

OMG!!! BLACKJACK IS A STUPID CUNT WHO NEVER SAYS ANTYHGIN FUNNY EVER :lol

[Rez]

Fourth, I'm sorry that I didn't offer to fix the tape-tree or explain myself, either with the truth (above) or lies. I wanted out of the tape tree because I was bitter with SolidSnakeASS (Because I hate him) and I was also bitter with Rez because he kept getting mad at me for not listening to his mix, and also for assuming that I simply threw away his mix (though to be fair, I DID somewhat lead him to beleive this when I pretended to be happy about ruining the tree). This is not true, I still have his mix somewhere, I just have not bothered to look for it because I don't want to send anything else to SolidSnakeASS because, again, I fucking hate him.

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well, thats explained then. at least i know what happened... thanks anyway.

[sspadowsky]

OK, so far, here's the list:

Me
Edorian
Protoclown
Ihach
Black Flag

If a couple more people could get in, we "can get this party started, y'all." :( :party
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[sadie]

wow @ jixby.
and why is it called a "tape" tree when no tapes are allowed?
and i wanna join, but i'm afraid i'd end up fucking it all up. so. um. yah.

[sspadowsky]

My tape tree, I make the rules! :dictator

You wouldn't fuck it up, because I know people who know where you live. >: Now JOIN!

Oh, by the bye, I know some of you have the means to record your own music, so, if you wish to include some of your own stuff on your mix, it is very much welcomed.
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[sspadowsky]

WE NEED ONE MORE PERSON. >:
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[Miss Modular]

How about me? :)

[sspadowsky]

Well.... *sigh* OK, I GUESS you'll do.

email me your address!
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[sspadowsky]

OK, here's what we have as of now:

Me
Proto
Black Flag
Ihach
Edorian
Sadie

Mod, if you still want in, get yer boogie shoes on and email me. sspadowsky@netscape.net
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[Darryl]

Oh, I'm so excited! :love :eek :rave :eek :love

[sspadowsky]

Our tape tree is now closed. No more entries shall be accepted. Not that it matters, since I had to threaten death just to get people to join.

Fuckers. >:
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[Ihach]

this is gonna be fun, i get to mail to edorian! so sspad, if ya could lay down the rules, and timeline....plus, any music we want? etc....

[sspadowsky]

I sent an email out to everyone earlier, but here it is:

- First mail-out date is Saturday, March 1st. From the time you receive a CD, you have one week to spend doing whatever perverted things you do with CDs. Then, after making sure to clean it thoroughly, you send it to the next person.

- LIST THE SONGS AND ARTISTS.

- At the bare minimum, 10 entirely different songs. As in, not all 15 remixes of "Hey Man, Nice Shot." Don't Jixby up my tape tree. >:

- Any music you want, even your own. Especially your own.

- Again, CDs only.

That's it. I'm going home now to start on my mix. :)
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[Protoclown]

I should put some Curveball on my mix. ;)

[sspadowsky]

;)
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[Darryl]

Don't Jixby up my tape tree. >:

Good one :lol :lol

[sspadowsky]

I have completed a CD. I like it so much, I'm thinking of adding a second CD.

Also, I am including lyrics for everything. I don't know about you guys, but I hate not knowing the words.
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[Darryl]

I have to take the time to copy some things from cassette into the computer. :(

[glowbelly]

goddammit. i would have joined this one.

[Protoclown]

Haha, now you're gonna make him break the rules. :)

[glowbelly]

maybe just bend 'em a bit?

[Black Flag]

My mix is super duper rockin

[Rez]

I have completed a CD. I like it so much, I'm thinking of adding a second CD.

.

I Almost did that for my mix on the other tape tree.

[sadie]

i wanted to put a different one of my songs on mine, but my stupid audiograbber is all fucked up and everything ends up sounding like pure crapola. :(

[Mislnformation Man]

DID YOU KNOW:

Tape trees will not grow if you plant an old one into the ground.

[Helm]

I wish I was in the US and then I could participate in this tape tree thing. I'd put some of my own music in my mix too. Oh well, when I get to the UK, things will be easier if such a thing is ever attempted again.

[sadie]

do you have any of your music online, helm?

[Helm]

Nothing besides silly black metal about people having heart attacks.

[sadie]

well, hand it over already.

[Helm]

Okay.

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/BH.mp3

The lyric is:

He's got a blastbeat heart
He can't take it
Everytime he falls in love,
He has a cardiac arrest

I don't know what a person like you would make of such stuff, seriously.

[sadie]

lots of energy. interesting stops. i especially liked the gasping at the end.

and what exactly is "a person like me"? lol

[Helm]

Thanks for the mini review. It's a joke song, really. Took about 20 minutes to record and mix, for a competition of songs about body parts. Lost. Not my usual stuff, but it's the only thing small enough to have online.

And a 'person like you' would be any person that when asked what black metal is replies with "is it a disease?" or something to that effect.

[sadie]

even if i'd only do it to be silly? :(

[Helm]

Not then, but would you really? :O

[sadie]

yah. :(

[sspadowsky]

OK, I've sent sadie's CD on to Ihach. I figure right about now, everyone should have had their CD for at least a week. If you have, please send it on to the next person. >:

No one is responding to my email. :(
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[Ihach]

I havent gotten any emails sspad, but ill make the arrangements to send the cd on now (btw, i really liked your first cd, but wasnt as big a fan of the second one :( )

[Black Flag]

I haven't gotten any emails either...and I won't be able to mail until next week.

[Protoclown]

I've been getting the mails, and I can send Black Flag's cd on to Sadie on Saturday.

[Darryl]

I have also received no emails, but I will send along Ihach's CD. :)

[sspadowsky]

OK, I sent out an email yesterday afternoon, and have received no responses whatsoever. Are you guys not getting my messages, or what? I got Proto and Ihach's messages yesterday. I have not heard from anyone else.
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[Protoclown]

Actually Spad I never got an e-mail from you yesterday. I just happened to send you a letter by coincidence.

I don't think your emails are getting out there, dude. :(

[sspadowsky]

That's fuckin' weird. I've had no delivery failure messages or anything. I don't get why no one's receiving the emails. I'll try again from my other email address.
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