To all the new posters

[noob3]

YOU ARE RETARDED

[Anonymous]

Riiiiiiight.

[xolik-2]

That's what it says! I mean, uh, HUUUURRRRRRR!

[noob3]

what the fuck? you're totally not doing a good job of mocking xolik-1.

[Jixby Phillips]

Riiiiiiight. (http://www.swahville.fws1.com/collision/RH018.jpg)

[xolik-2]

If you want, I can be the "Forum Necromancer" and bring the dead threads back to life. Actually, I'd never do that. I can't stand that crap. >:

[Anonymous]

Xolik-1, is that you?

[Jixby Phillips]

xolik-1 DID used to always threaten to bring back old threads.... hmmmm

[xolik-2]

No Xolik-1. Just Xolik-2. There IS a Xolik, but that was messed up due to some sheer blithering stupidity on the part of yours truly. So now I'm Xolik-2. I wasn't kidding when I posted "HUUURRRR".

[Jixby Phillips]

I was just reading some old threads on the old board, and look what I found:

(posted by xolik-1)Lord of the Rings SUCKING? Riiiiiiight...

I think this really is xolik-1!!!

How the fuck are ya, man!!

[xolik-2]

I was just reading some old threads on the old board, and look what I found:

(posted by xolik-1)Lord of the Rings SUCKING? Riiiiiiight...

I think this really is xolik-1!!!

How the fuck are ya, man!!

Alright, you're on to me. I faked my own death with that whole blimp accident thing and now I'm back. I knew my clever alias of Xolik-2 wouldn't fool your sharp minds. :)

[EverythingWillSuck]

ok.

[Anonymous]

i dunno, xolik-1 took death threats very seriously (cause you can never be sure on the internet if someone will actually DO it *his words*), I doubt he'd ever make a suicide comment, even as a joke

[Krythor]

Ok Xolik-1, if you really are Xolik-1, then what is your favourite movie???

[hobo]

well i have to keep poting useless shit ( i think ) until i get 1000+ posts so heres another.....






the people who spend there live here sometimes post some of the most worthless shit. If a noob did the same some guy with a million posts will say fuck you or go away. Someone please tell me what the fuck i can do

[Cap'n Crunch]

You could go fuck yourself or go away.

[The Retro Kat]

:lol

[agroskaterik]

Or you could go fuck yourself and go away..

[hobo]

good idea though :suicide

[AChimp]

http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/02/10/10/sputnik.jpg

XOLIK-1

[Drew Katsikas]

Here's a nutty idea

:bacos

[sadie]

don't be mean to the retards. they can't help it. :(