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Drew Katsikas
Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:25 AM
http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2431939/ctid/17/place/agsf?_e=3f46e&_v=3F46EF93sTgQaE7E8E230AF8

Big McLargehuge
Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:34 AM
:(



The face looks all heroized

ScruU2wice
Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:36 AM
they should give him a gun :(

Big McLargehuge
Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:37 AM
to kill himself with

ScruU2wice
Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:53 AM
im pretty sure that was implied :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge
Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:56 AM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/321343/pirate.gif

Big Papa Goat
Aug 23rd, 2003, 02:38 AM
Due to extremely high demand, we will ship your Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush - U.S. President and Naval Aviator 12" Action Figure based on the date you placed your pre-order.

Extremly high demand? *groans in agony*

Blue
Aug 23rd, 2003, 03:58 AM
Wait for Tony Blair and John Howard action figures. They can make team freedom :(

FS
Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:27 AM
I think his face looks dopey.

If it wasn't 40 f'in dollars I'd buy it, though the things I'd do with it would probably be illegal and fall under threatening to kill the president.

VinceZeb
Aug 23rd, 2003, 08:26 AM
Fuckin' A

:rock

pjalne
Aug 23rd, 2003, 08:29 AM
I want one, because I'll end up losing it, and then I'll find it again thirty years from now and go 'Holy fuck, those were some craaaaaaaaaazy days!'

I'd never pay for it, though.

AChimp
Aug 23rd, 2003, 10:44 AM
I wonder if it's anatomically correct.

kellychaos
Aug 23rd, 2003, 11:28 AM
It would have to include a HUGE f'n set of balls. The Bill Clinton action figure had a set of detachable testicles that fit snugly inside the purse of the Hillary action figure's purse. *









* Balls sold separately :)

ScruU2wice
Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:10 PM
:lol :lol :lol

Achimp and Kelly made this whole thread worth reading

Zhukov
Aug 23rd, 2003, 01:14 PM
I think pjalne made it.



John and Tony are both included, Tony is behind George and John is down his pants. Larry is still in the box and Dave is sold seperatley.

Fuckit.

Jeanette X
Aug 23rd, 2003, 01:16 PM
I have a Sigmund Freud action figure. He has his own cigar. :/

Drew Katsikas
Aug 23rd, 2003, 09:24 PM
I saw one of thems once. They also sold Ernest Hemingway shotglasses.

:rock

soundtest
Aug 24th, 2003, 12:32 AM
I have a Sigmund Freud action figure. He has his own cigar. :/

No cocaine mirror?

Jeanette X
Aug 24th, 2003, 12:35 AM
I have a Sigmund Freud action figure. He has his own cigar. :/

No cocaine mirror?

No cocaine, no Kung-Fu grip, and no C.G Jung figure to do battle with. :(

mburbank
Aug 24th, 2003, 12:00 PM
Does the Bush figure come with little doll sized pretzels?

Domo Kun
Aug 24th, 2003, 12:13 PM
Elite Force Aviator

Elite? Bush elite? Thne I say about any 12 year old in America could fly a jet.

El Blanco
Aug 24th, 2003, 12:27 PM
Most 12 year olds can spell "then", too.

Anyway: 40 friggin dollars for a big GI Joe? Jesus Jumping christ on a pogo stick.

AChimp
Aug 24th, 2003, 01:02 PM
http://images.kbtoys.com/g/toys/big/123116.jpg
http://www.filmstar.de/entertainment/stars/r/roy_scheider.jpg

COINCIDENCE? :eek

It's also ironic that this thing is probably made in China.

El Blanco
Aug 24th, 2003, 02:12 PM
I think he needs a bigger plane.

The_Rorschach
Aug 24th, 2003, 04:08 PM
Weeping creeping Christ. . .Moments like these make me question capitalism. I, personally, find this an affront to my sensibilities. Not so much because Bush is an exceedingly evil man, though that is part of it, but because the creation of such dolls are trivializing the most hallowed institution within America. The only culture we Americans have, the majority of current natives having begun as bastardized Europeans, is a civic and political one.

Never before has any country so enthusiastically contributed towards its own destruction.

Immortal Goat
Aug 24th, 2003, 11:14 PM
I noticed that the figure does NOT come with a plane. Perhaps this is because the air force is to scared to let anything that even RESEMBLES our Fearless Leader within pissing-distance of an air craft?

kahljorn
Aug 24th, 2003, 11:46 PM
That can't be the case, I live all the way in California and George Bush can still piss all over me. There's no escape.

kellychaos
Aug 25th, 2003, 10:19 AM
Prediction:

Mr. Bush is going to campaign to strengthen the Boy Scouts of American even to the extent of appearing in public in a adult-sized uniform, a badly coiffed haircut and poorly chosen style of facial hair.

El Blanco
Aug 25th, 2003, 01:06 PM
You just want me to make a child molester joke, don't you? Is that it? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!?!?!

Well, if it is, too baed, cuz I just can't think of one. I know, it really is a shame.