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UtterParadox
Aug 23rd, 2003, 03:57 PM
Why the hell is it that no matter how often you tell a friend, "Never forward me any spam!", they STILL FUCKING DO IT?!?

At least one person I know has broken that rule 10 times to date. Despite reminders to the fact that I despise being sent forwarded crap by those I consider friends - after every incident - she keeps doing it!

Should I begin using a cattle prod to get the info through?

BaronVonBoner
Aug 23rd, 2003, 04:15 PM
It sounds like she needs to be reminded every time she checks her mail, so instead of using a cattle prod cut off or break one of her hands. That way she'll wonder why she is typing with only one hand and remember its because your evil and she should never talk to you again you cruel bastard.

Les Waste
Aug 23rd, 2003, 04:43 PM
and WHAT'S THE DEAL with airline food?! I mean, it's like, come one!!!!! You know what I'm TALKING BOUT. It's just soooooo BAD! And WHAT IS UP with a deck of cards?!?! I MEAN, there's a King, a Queen, and A JACK?! What is a jack!? Why not a prince?! WHO is this JACK? Why not FRED or SAM? I mean, COME ON, what's up with that?!

Hey, is this thing on? I know you're out there, I can hear you leaving!

Russo
Aug 23rd, 2003, 04:50 PM
There is only one solution. Kill yourself you fucking douche bag.
Ill make sure the spam gets forwarded to your grave.

The Retro Kat
Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:03 PM
1. Who the fuck are you?

2. Shut up.

3. Don't reply to the latter two and just leave.

soundtest
Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:10 PM
Les Waste always makes me lol :)

Big McLargehuge
Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:11 PM
1. Who the fuck are you?

2. Shut up.

3. Don't reply to the latter two and just leave.


I THINK YOU MEAN FORMER TWO :rolleyes

Russo
Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:39 PM
I am that guy that hates oompa loompas, the queen and king of england, princess diana, fox TV, and anything else that includes the phrase "x-treme."

Im glad you showed us all you can count to three though. I HATE THE THE NUMBER 3!!!!!!!!!! stfu kt hxb ye!1!11

btw, Im teh ghey secks

The Retro Kat
Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:58 PM
Princess Diana and Fox TV, touché.