5,000 Set to Smash Guinness Record for Group Hug

[Zebra 3]

ST. JOHN, NFLD. & LABRADOR, CANADA - Organizers are hoping to enter Guinness Book of World Records tomorrow with a huge hug involving 5,000 people. "There were a lot of things we couldn't do, like the tallest woman or the shortest man," said David Snow, operator of the adventure park where the attempt will take place. The group-hug record now stands at 4,703.

[ItalianStereotype]

know what? you grow more worthless with each post.

[Big Papa Goat]

What was the point of that post italian?

[Zebra 3]

ItalianStereotype wants to remind us all that he's simply a sac of shit.

[AChimp]

Nah. He's just exercising his Texasness... ess. :/

[Jeanette X]

ST. JOHN, NFLD. & LABRADOR, CANADA - Organizers are hoping to enter Guinness Book of World Records tomorrow with a huge hug involving 5,000 people. "There were a lot of things we couldn't do, like the tallest woman or the shortest man," said David Snow, operator of the adventure park where the attempt will take place. The group-hug record now stands at 4,703.
Gropefest! :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

I wonder what the record for most people in a mutual mastubation is?


Because i could break that.



By myself.



That makes no sense

[El Blanco]

Jeez, this is the seventh post in this thread and no one has yet made a gang-bang joke. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[FS]

"There were a lot of things we couldn't do, like the tallest woman or the shortest man," said David Snow

Uh, no shit. :/

[Sethomas]

Everyone should squeeze as hard as possible to see if they can compress the guy in the middle into a diamond. It could happen!

[kahljorn]

After they have the World's largest group hug, they should have the World's largest mass suicide.

[kellychaos]

In a recent update, U.S. intelligence agencies let leak details of the planned event to terrorists in an effort to lure in local cells. The terrorists responded by saying " < Belly Laugh > We will let them live. These people are far worse than any pain that WE can inflict upon you. < Gasp, Belly Laugh > "

[AChimp]

In a recent update, only 69 people showed up.

I shit you not. Sixty-nine.

[Zebra 3]

:( - The Chimp ain't shittin'. The old record held by a bunch of Swedish boy scouts still stands...

:( - The 69er club is now planning for next year - the world's biggest pillow fight.

[Bestrest]

Nohting can beat the Estonia->Latvia->Lithuana Human Chain :) its unbeatable :D