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mburbank
Aug 25th, 2003, 03:49 PM
I was just thinking about how great Jixby used to be back in the day and how now he just sucks. You remember that one time when he made that joke? And now all he does is make these jokes. His jokes were good but his jokes suck ass. I miss when he made jokes but I guess that's just the NATURE OF THE FUCKING BEAST!




Things come apart. The center will not hold. What rude beast is this slouching toward bethlehem to be born?

Jixbys Poontant. Excepting for Jixbys poontant is Cuba Gooding and his boner.
I am Amingo
Aug 25th, 2003, 03:50 PM
You've already made this thread.
KevinTheOmnivore
Aug 25th, 2003, 03:54 PM
I remember when people bitched about Jixby, then Jixby was banned, or he was posessed???? I'm so confused. It must be a lack of protein. :(
mburbank
Aug 25th, 2003, 03:57 PM
Is this the same thread as that other thread?






NO! This thread is SMACKDOWN OF IRONY and SUMMER SCHOOL FOR POONTANTS so BITE MY TIDDY!
I am Amingo
Aug 25th, 2003, 03:58 PM
more like yam pants
slavemason
Aug 25th, 2003, 04:00 PM
I can't tell if Max is angry or horny. Horny quickly turns to anger if not appeased.
mburbank
Aug 25th, 2003, 04:04 PM
Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.










OH MY GOD THAT JOKE WAS SO OBVIOUS, OH CHRIST I'M IN A SHAME SPIRAL, NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING WHEN WILL I DIE OH GOD LET ME DIE!
Jixby Phillips
Aug 25th, 2003, 04:07 PM
THIS THREAD IS HEARSAY

http://www.depressionet.com.au/images/hate.jpg
ScruU2wice
Aug 25th, 2003, 04:09 PM
OH MY GOD THAT JOKE WAS SO OBVIOUS, OH CHRIST I'M IN A SHAME SPIRAL, NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING WHEN WILL I DIE OH GOD LET ME DIE!

i got this one :)
you said jokes alot in the first post so it made it really obvious, im so proud of myself :picklehat
mburbank
Aug 25th, 2003, 04:09 PM
When I was a kid I called Oil Pastels "Oil Pastoils'.
Krythor
Aug 25th, 2003, 04:11 PM
i think he was trying to say that i "go down" a lot, which is only true because my bathroom is on the first floor while the rest of my house is on the second.
mburbank
Aug 25th, 2003, 04:17 PM
see, now, that was funny. Is it so hard?
Krythor
Aug 25th, 2003, 04:21 PM
Do you want it to be?
mburbank
Aug 25th, 2003, 04:37 PM
http://www.th.physik.uni-frankfurt.de/~jr/gif/phys/oppenheimer.jpg
"Palm my hairy clam."
executioneer
Aug 26th, 2003, 07:09 AM
CAPTIONS NEEDED :( (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=5565)

-willie