Question for the gay males.

[CaptainBubba]

Can I be your girlfriend?

[Rongi]

How big is your penis?

[CaptainBubba]

I use Linux.

[Rongi]

Aren't you fucking fancy >:

I'm one of those dominant types, so on your knees, bitch.

[CaptainBubba]

Well I was asking to be the girlfriend, so duh. lol.

When you hit me I know it just means you hate that I love you. :(

[mew barios]

yknow. i almost thought this was gonna be a serious thread. o.o

[CaptainBubba]

Originally it was going to be. :(

I was gonna ask if I was attractive to gay males and was gonna post a pic but I decided that no good could come of it and just opted for taking the safe route. :/

[Rongi]

Getting raped by a guy with a fat black man with a cowboy hat for an avatar.

[CaptainBubba]

You make me go crazy baby. :love

[Geggy]

This thread makes me wish I was gay.

[mew barios]

wanna trade?

[Ooner]

yes.

edit: wait, nevermind. :/

edit again: yes :love

[Professor Cool]

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/archive/goingplaces1/graphic/r-caribbean.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:wjwb8YFN04gC:twistedfans.techlawbasic s.com/alroker.jpg

Sorry for interrupting, but I can't understand why rongi and esuohlim passed up Caribbean Al and Ultra MegaAlRoker.

[xolik-2]

Can I be your girlfriend?

Oh please. I barely know you!

[Jixby Phillips]

Question for the gay males:

Do gays like spaghetti?

[CaptainBubba]

GOOD QUESTION. :picklehat

[NIGhtMAre]

ask Jins their not gay bnut the next best thing~

[Anonymous]

Dear Jixby Phillips,

I had spaghetti last night! I thought it was very good, but for some reason unfulfilling. Later that night I went to Wendy's to make me whole.

Hope this answered your question!

Sincerely,
Chojin

[kellychaos]

So there's a guy at Wendy's that fills your hole?

[The Retro Kat]

I started about eigth grade. I was watching a porno with my ex boyfriend (OMG dont even get me started) and I saw a girl do the deed. So I thought I'd try it, but not with my ex boyfriend around (OMG don't even get me started). So that night I did, to the thought of something weird, like my pet teddy bear. It felt like I exploded. Since then I do it about 6 times a week. I love it.


I <3 ejilluation.

[FartinMowler]

So there's a guy at Wendy's that fills your hole?

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[Esuohlim]

ANYONE WHO USES THE :lol EMOTICON IN DIRECT ACCORDANCE TO ONE OF KELLYCHAOS' POSTS WILL BE BANNED PERMANENTLY. http://www.i-mockery.net/images/emoticons/mad.gif

[RaScAr]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/tehmansecksnolanguages-im2smrt4u.jpg
:(

[kellychaos]

ANYONE WHO USES THE :lol EMOTICON IN DIRECT ACCORDANCE TO ONE OF KELLYCHAOS' POSTS WILL BE BANNED PERMANENTLY. http://www.i-mockery.net/images/emoticons/mad.gif

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[agroskaterik]

-------WINK-------
http://www.agencyfaqs.com/tvc/sboard/grfx17/laldanth-06.jpg

[kellychaos]

Corn hole. ;)