Hello

[Phil the anorak]

My names Phil and I'm a bit of an anorak.

So what the hell goes on here?? :/

[mburbank]

Thanks for ruining this thread.

[Rev. Danno]

You shutting the fuck up, read the rules, & then post in the "let's get to know one another" thread. We will judge you based on your response, then post a picture, so we can make fun of how ugly you are, and if you are a girl and hot... James, & Achimp (for Achimp you don't even have to be all the hot, just be mean to him) will drool over you, and follow you around like a puppy dog. Jixby will be pointlessly mean to you, everyone else will do there thing. Please report to anyone with a x or z in their user name to retrive your special pass to the I-mockery.com forum inner circle. Here you will recive a full listing of inside jokes, games, puzzles, & a free mini-bike. Sorry we only have yellow ones left. If you see anyone famous on here please treat them like they were anyone else. Do not feed the ducks in the duck pond, they are expensive, & only for show. Also you can not say swear words for the first week on I-mockery.com forums.
Have a good day!
THAT IS ALL!

[Phil the anorak]

Read the rules???

What the hell for?

How can you post anything when told to shut the fcuk up ?

Anyway I'm BRITISH BY BIRTH AND ENGLISH BY THE GRACE OF GOD so rules are not applicable to me.

But as I'm in a good mood I'll go and say hello in the right place as u ask. Just don't get the idea that I'll be doing this in future.












And also don't get the idea that I'm a total b'stard as I'm not. I'm eccentric its a privelege of being from gods own country! ;)

[Pub Lover]

What a wanker. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138)

[ItalianStereotype]

don't bother with the rules. you obviously have us confused for people who will actually like you. cut your losses and stab yourself in the eyes.

[The Retro Kat]

Phil, you sir, are a bloody douchebag.

[Phil the anorak]

Douchebag?

English translation required!

[Phil the anorak]

What a wanker. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138)

Not denying it. Aren't you as well?

[Rev. Danno]

God's own country? Isreal or Ireland?
Also I'd like to add... Dude, the British totally ruined the English Language...

[Phil the anorak]

don't bother with the rules. you obviously have us confused for people who will actually like you. cut your losses and stab yourself in the eyes.

No thanks

You may grow to like me Mr Sterotype.

Is that like an E type btw?

[The Retro Kat]

I'll be honored to be the first one to tell you this.


You suck.

[Anonymous]

I think this guy may be too much for me to handle!

[Phil the anorak]

God's own country? Isreal or Ireland?
Also I'd like to add... Dude, the British totally ruined the English Language...

No Gods own country is England, (old expression)

Ruined the language? No I think that's down to Americans. I mean come on! Dude, whats the etymological derrivation of that word then?

Israel, no too hot, Ireland, too wet.

:)

[Phil the anorak]

I'll be honored to be the first one to tell you this.


You suck.

Have we met? If we have you'll know that I lick too :)

[CaptainBubba]

WI - TAY

[Phil the anorak]

I think this guy may be too much for me to handle!

Have we met as well???????

I'll toddle off and lose myself in the arms of Morphius. I'll pop by tomorrow.

You may by then have worked out who I really am! ;)

Byeeeeeeee

[Anonymous]

It will plague my every thought. I assure you.

[Esuohlim]

Phil the anorak is TOUGH ON THE INTERNET :eek :eek

:explode

[Perndog]

Ruined the language? No I think that's down to Americans. I mean come on! Dude, whats the etymological derrivation of that word then?

Dude is from Old High South West Europe-African doud, which means "fucking loser". This is why he called you dude.

Dude. >:

[mischief]

oh I get it! it's another feelevil charachter! :(

[Mike]

I'm a total b'stard as

It's bastard, you bastard.

[feelevil]

oh I get it! it's another feelevil charachter! :(

give me more credit then dat yo >:

http://www.damion.4mg.com/finger.gif

PEACE.

KLJ:SDFjlk;akl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[Perndog]

This guy's too much of a loser for it to be intentional. If it were feelevil, we would be having more fun.

[mischief]

:(



i still think you're super

[feelevil]

jes playin shorty>>>

:nutinbutluv 4 yall ;)

[Command Prompt]

The fact that all of you in the thread except for Chojin cannot figure out that this is another character is proof that you all should stop posting here and go away forever >:

[TeRRaNuSER]

YOU SAID IT BROTHER!

[NIGhtMAre]

who the hell are you? last time i checked my brothers were hank and billy bob.

[Command Prompt]

SHUT UP ! >:

[Wiffles]

Hi! ^_^

[Big Papa Goat]

Hello everyone. I'm new. Will you all be my friends? :(

[imported_MIFFLES]

I CRAVE YOUR FLESH WIFFLES. WHY DON'T YOU VISIT ME ANYMORE?

[Skulhedface]

Ya know what'd be a good Mock War?

Feelevil vs. Miffles.

[imported_MIFFLES]

I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP. K THANKS BYE.














NEVERMIND, LETS KILL WIFFLES INSTEAD.

[Wiffles]

;___________;

No

[Skulhedface]

No, I'm serious. I'd love to see a Mock War between Miffles and Feelevil.

The Thug Vs. The Goth. And we could call it, "Mock War: Horrible High School Stereotype Battle!"

Have a sense of humor, or I will kill you.

[Dole]

FUCK MY PEOPLE.

[FS]

You can't tell him to shut up!!!!

He has freedom of speech!!!!!

[Krythor]

OFF TOPIC

[imported_MIFFLES]

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE WIFFLES. YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER.

[Phil the anorak]

Ruined the language? No I think that's down to Americans. I mean come on! Dude, whats the etymological derrivation of that word then?

Dude is from Old High South West Europe-African doud, which means "fucking loser". This is why he called you dude.

Dude. >:

Phil the prick? Oh dear we'll have to try harder than that matey. Sticks and stones and all that.

Hmmm well done on the derrivation but cum on lets have the source, a 1 minute search on Googel had f*** all.

Know whats worse than a fucking loser? (Sorry for using a swear word when I'm not allowed in my 1st week but am quoting direct here)
A loser that doesn't f***

So anyone thats referred to as dude is a "fucking loser" then yes? Funny I always associated dude as being "cool".

[Phil the anorak]

I'm a total b'stard as

It's bastard, you bastard.

Er yes I know but I was adhering to the no swearing condition imposed in the 2nd reply on this thread.

Rest assured I'll belch forth with as much profanity as you can handle from next wednesday! :)

[Phil the anorak]

This guy's too much of a loser for it to be intentional. If it were feelevil, we would be having more fun.

Loser eh?

So whats your excuse for being here Mr/Ms Successful????

[Mike]

Rest assured I'll belch forth with

Oh well I feel so much better, now that I can rest assured. :fart

[Phil the anorak]

Thanks Mike I'll rest assured knowing that you will rest assured :)

[kellychaos]

Forsooth, I'm well rested now. :)