My best friend made a move on me! Help!

[shadetree]

So my best friend of five years and I decide to have a threesome with a girl - strictly guy/girl stuff - my best friend and are are both straight. Or so I thought. He shows up at my place with this girl named Carol and everything is going fine. I know her from school and she's a pretty easy girl, so I had no doubts about the 3way. Everything was fine, until about 1/2 hour in to the 3way. We were all drunk and a little high and it was getting pretty hot, I was going down on Carol, and my friend was getting his dick sucked... until I feel someone sucking my dick, and I see the girl is positioned the wrong way to be doing it. Now I'm face down in her lap but I jump up and punch my friend in the face.

Am I gay?

[Pub Lover]

I'm sorry Rongi, I can't accept that as an apology. >:

[CaptainBubba]

YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE FOR ANSWERS FRIEND. :picklehat

THE PEOPLE AT THESE I-MOCKERY BOARDS ARE WORLDLY AND HAVE MUCH KNOWLEDGE OF THE ACTS OF WHICH YOU SPEAK!

MIGHT I ADVISE YOU KILL YOURSELF?

[shadetree]

I think it's ok because the balls didn't touch

[Esuohlim]

YEAH OK, FAGGY >:

[Esuohlim]

WAIT, IF YOU'VE BEEN PARTAKING IN ****** SEX, THEN IT'S OK

[Geggy]

:wank

[shadetree]

I'm crying on the inside >:

[Esuohlim]

DID HE SPIT YOUR SPERM BACK IN YOUR FACE?

[shadetree]

No way - not unless he sucked out of Carol's asshole lolz

[CaptainBubba]

WAIT, SO DID HE OR DID HE NOT? WHATS WITH THE "NOT UNLESS"?

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOMEONE IS LYING!

OOOOOOHHHHH BUSTEEEEED.

ASSCLOWN. >:

[shadetree]

Dude, he didn't spit in in my face, he just lovingy depositied it in my mouth while I was french-kissing him while he gave me a handjob. I don't see why that's so hard to grasp.

[CaptainBubba]

YOU WIN THIS ROUND FUCKER. >:

[shadetree]

I only fucked my friend 2 times before I realized it might be gay.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Wait a second, I think you might be gay. :lol :(

[shadetree]

I told you, I'm not gay... I only fucked him twice. That's not gay right? I didn't even like it when I was penetrating his southern defences. I felt nothing as my cock slipped between his soft asscheeks. How could you say a thing like that?

[Rongi]

I'm sorry Rongi, I can't accept that as an apology. >:

At least give me my shirts back :(

[shadetree]

Rongi, that hat in youre avatar does things to me that ought not to be done to a man.

[shadetree]

Why do you hate America so much? >:

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Why do you love blow jobs from men so much? :/

[Big Papa Goat]

Why do you think I'm posting here? :lol





I ruined it :(

[shadetree]

Okay so maybe he sucked me off and nayve I fucked him a few times, but I am not gay.

Edit: I'm just festive.

[MK IV]

Did you like it ?

I bet you did , that equals Gayness.

[shadetree]

I didn't like it but I liked not liking it.

[Esuohlim]

BUT WAS IT ****** SEX? >: >:

[shadetree]

Well, there -was- watermelon involved?

[Esuohlim]

SO WE'RE GONNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY, EH? >:

ON YOUR KNEES. NOW! >:

[shadetree]

I lost my knees in the great funhouse mirror maze unpleasantness of '91. You're gonna have to get on the table or something.

[Esuohlim]

>:

[shadetree]

A lapdance is always better when the emoticon is crying. :tear