why i'm allowed to own a gun

[noob3]

i'm in like with a girl i havn't met yet but we're going to meet on monday and i have to meet her mom too but then we will be free to adventure and smoke pot and play airplane in the park and see movies and eat deli and read books and im going to make her watch curb your enthusiasm and she will not like it and i will cry she will apologize and tell me that she dosn't like jewish people and i will be like well thats okay but i have to get her back before 12 or she will turn into a pumpkin? or something?

it will be FUN!

[CaptainBubba]

I AM TRYING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS VERY PRETTY SO WE CAN GO TO BUSH GARDENS (BECAUSE I CAN GET US IN FREE AND I'M CHEAP LOL). IF SHE AGREES AND MEETS ME THERE I WILL REQUEST THAT WE MAKE TEH SECKS, WHEREUPON SHE WILL GLADLY ACCEPT AND COMMENCE WITH THE LOVING.

OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD BY MANY A RELIABLE SOURCE. :picklehat

[noob3]

oh. me and her might hold hands.

[CaptainBubba]

:tear

[noob3]

im not into that dirty stuff

[CaptainBubba]

I'm going to go sleep. >:

[Big Papa Goat]

curb your enthusiasm is funny :(

[Les Waste]

NOOB DOES SHE LOOK LIKE MEG FROM FAMILY GUY?!?!?!?

[noob3]

you remember that? haha. yeah, she kind of does, though.

[Les Waste]

Meg Griffin is hot :(

I remember AIM conversations better than I remember real conversations for some reason. If you strike out, we can be fuzzy and gay and warm together.

;) ;) :(

[noob3]

haha, i tried to edit that because it looked way too gay. and it was. but atleast now you know how i TRULEY FEEL :(

[TeRRaNuSER]

where exactly do my jeans fit into this?

[FS]

Stop trying to fit in, you oblivious, jagged clump of colon scrapings.

[NIGhtMAre]

yea, stick to the topic.

[noob3]

:(

[TeRRaNuSER]

I don't bitch at you guys when I don't get an inside joke.. oh wait all your jokes are so played out you don't need to know the history

[Les Waste]

What jokes? I've been here for a while and I have yet to see a single joke.