WIFFLES

[imported_MIFFLES]

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FUCKING SOUL. I WANT TO COOK UP YOUR BODY THEN EAT IT, AND WATCH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY CRY AS THEY SEE ME EATING YOU.

THEN I WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND SABOTAGE YOUR CANDY COMPANY. ROFL

[Tropical]

Do hamsters taste good glazed with syrup???

[xbxDaniel]

I like wiffle bats. They are fun, and don't hurt like hell when someone throws one at you. I'm comparing that of course to the likes of a large, hard.....(next poster, please finish the comment. I'm too lazy to finish it)

[Blaber66]

I like wiffle bats. They are fun, and don't hurt like hell when someone throws one at you. I'm comparing that of course to the likes of a large, hard.....(next poster, please finish the comment. I'm too lazy to finish it)
.....penis. :wank :whitepig

[Emu]

BLABER66 THIS IS WHAT I' DLIKE TO DO TO YOU

:die :lurker :newbie :moon :suicide

[Marc Summers]

I didn't know emoticons could express such...emotion...they're just too beautiful for words, and often explain such...emotions...which cannot be explained through conventional language. They're just too...beatiful...to be explained by words...they unravel so many intricate mysteries of the human mind that is becomes such a shining beacon of all that is glorious and powerful. One day the writhing ignorant masses will awaken from their hypnosis and come to behold the invigorating powers that are and always will be...the EMOTICONS.



:gigh

[neojester12]

:aok







Yes they are

[xbxDaniel]

I was thinking rock, but okay. :melt

[Sam]

If Miffles could see this, he'd be so pissed. >:

[Wiffle Bat]

Miffles, you are mean, please go away ;___;

You have no place in a decent board like I-Mockery which is home to wholesome fun and delightfuly splendid goodness >_<;;;

[ArrowX]

Wiffle bats are evil!


It was a inferno of 32'C in southern manitoba. I was 12 years old and playing with my cousin. Out parents had decided to go into Brandon to go shopping and we were left to wander the farmlands and surrounding towns.

We went to my cousins friends place and started playing wiffle bat tag. It's quite fun when its not out of control. Sadly the control lasted about 2 minutes, after my cousins friend, who we'll call John, had become frustrated with the whole ordeal. He then tackled my cousin down. In the scufle the wiffle bat had fallen partially onto the see-saw. Once both kids were back up, my cousin was kicked in the back and went flying onto the opposite end of the saw and sent the Wiffle bat catapulting into Johns nuts, destroying one of his testicles. He had to go in for scrotal surgery.

[Rosenstern]

:suicide

Are you suggesting that you want to kill yourself... to him? I question the possibility. Just sayin'.

[Dr. Fu]

Zarking Warkfads, Batman! They've taken over teh interweb!