Slow day

[Protoclown]

Where the hell IS everybody? It's lunch time and normally this place is hoppin' like Chojin's pants at a girl scout meeting. What's going on?

[CaptainBubba]

Why are you asking me and "Darryl"?

[mburbank]

I was chaperoning a field trip at the New England Aquarium. I'm here now though, so let the wit fest begin.

[slavemason]

Wit fest? That rules me out.

[Anonymous]

I was configuring a palm pilot for this agitated wench and almost walked out of her office and advised her to take out her fat aggression on someone else.

And then, of course, after I fixed everything she loved me and gave me a soda.

I hate people.