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[Sethomas]

When a girl tells you on the phone, "I just might be naked when you get here," it gives you certain ideas of what to expect will happen in the evening. I ASSUMED WRONG. I ALSO HATE BEING ONLY 19.

But I guess hot hugging action and a little eye candy is better than nothing.

[theapportioner]

Well, you can always cruise the red light districts.

[Perndog]

It's called teasing. It's what girls to do guys that don't play their cards right at first and get tossed into the "not fuckable" pool, where they remain for all eternity. :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

Watch phrases:

Let's be friends.

It would ruin our friendship.

You're like a brother to me.

I feel like I can really talk to you.

[Perndog]

More warning signs:

Hot hugging action

Cuddling with no sex

Talking to you about any other guy (unless you're already having sex with her)

Bringing you along when she's out with her girlfriends

Changing clothes in front of you or other things like this (unless you're already having sex with her)

Fucking all your friends

[Jixby Phillips]

Watch phrases:

Let's be friends.

It would ruin our friendship.

You're like a brother to me.

I feel like I can really talk to you.

You should work this into a stand up comedy act.

BTW, ever notice how when women go shopping they spend HOURS, but when us guys go shopping we go knowing exactly what we want! You can use that if you like, buddy! :)

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Watch phrases:
...

You're like a brother to me.

I feel like I can really talk to you.


Watch out if you actually are her brother. :lol That could cause TROUBLE!

[Drew Katsikas]

That was not funny, and if it was intended to be not funny, in order to be funny, it's not funny.

[kellychaos]

You should work this into a stand up comedy act.

BTW, ever notice how when women go shopping they spend HOURS, but when us guys go shopping we go knowing exactly what we want! You can use that if you like, buddy! :)

Yeah, I should be original like you and your "chocolate chips" joke. I saw that on the Comedy Channel's USO tour in GTMO two years ago. Whateva! :rolleyes

[Protoclown]

oh SNAP