Week of the Rom Hack: Bonus Day - "PORNO ISLAND"

[Mockery]

To wrap up this year's "Week of the Rom Hack", we have Pjalne with his very first rom hack review for the site for a bonus day #8. You've already seen a few of his minimocks, now enjoy his look into Porno Island - a hack of Hudson's Adventure Island. Also, there's a nice little extra at the beginning,"The Ten Commandments of Rom Hacking", which I'm sure you'll all get a kick out of.

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/boxes/pornoisland-box.gif (http://www.I-Mockery.com/romhacks/PornoIsland)
Week of the Rom Hack: Bonus Day - "PORNO ISLAND" by Pjalne:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/romhacks/PornoIsland

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[NES Boy]

I have played the Rom and I'd like to report that when Master Higgins (or Porn Guy, as Pjalne called him) gets hit by an icicle or a fireball, he STILL covers his crotch area (yep, he loses his grass skirt whenever that happens in the original game). I guess "Porno Games" decided to call it a day before they were able to change that sprite so Higgins/Porn Guy doesn't cover his wedding tackle.

And the 10 commandments were funny. Is the picture in #7 from "Super Butt Bros. 3"? If so, which Rom Hacks did you find the other changed sprites?

[Big Papa Goat]

I really missed something... what is week of the rom? Sorry about the stupid question

[Mockery]

The "week of the rom hack" is just what it sounds like... we put up a new rom hack review on I-Mockery every day of the week.

http://www.I-Mockery.com/RomHacks

[Big Papa Goat]

I'm still confused as to what a Rom is, although I'm sure that must sound pretty stupid to a lot of people.

[Mockery]

It's the game data that was originally on a cartridge/cd/whatever. In other words, if you get any game's rom file and an emulator, you can play it on your computer without having to own the video game system (such as a Sega Genesis or whatever).

Comprende?

[Professor Cool]

http://www.kdla.net/libserv/ktbl/images/Opie.jpg

But Mr. Mockery, isn't that ILLEGAL!?!?!

[Mockery]

http://images.ibsys.com/2000/0721/36269.jpg

Not always Wally, but with the addition of an underage whore and and some uncut cocaine, you can turn it into a fun filled illegal adventure!

[FS]

:lol

And :lol at the review. I liked the zoo-eroti-logic touch.

[pjalne]

And the 10 commandments were funny. Is the picture in #7 from "Super Butt Bros. 3"? If so, which Rom Hacks did you find the other changed sprites?

Yeah, it' from SBB3. I ca't remember where all the other are from, though the names Carnage and Video Toaster pop up in my head.

[James]

Professor Cool and Roger's posts? Funnier than anything else on this whole site.

[pope_hentai]

theres commandments for rom hacking? i'm goin to rom-hacker hell... i think i broke almost every one of those..... where is the thou shalt Wilford Brimley?

[CaptainBubba]

I read Pope hentai's post and suddnely realized that I'm eating oatmeal and actually burst out laughing and spewed oatmeal on my keyboard. >:

[Anonymous]

TEACH ME TO ROM HACK, MISTER HENTAI :<

[pope_hentai]

TEACH ME TO ROM HACK, MISTER HENTAI :< http://www.romhacking.com

[Anonymous]

NO, I WANT YOU PERSONALLY TO PASS THE TORCH TO ME :<

[Mockery]

He's not done with the torch. Step down. >:

[Anonymous]

WELL CAN HE SHARE THE TORCH WITH ME :<

TORCH

[Cap'n Crunch]

I know how to hack roms. I am working on one right now.

That review was hilarious.

[soundtest]

Week of the ROM hacks was supercool. The reviews were hilarious and the hacks were fabulous. :bow

http://www.geocities.com/guail0/d4.txt

[Professor Cool]

One of you guys has to make a mini mock called Rom Hacking 101 with the side note "With this guide you'll be able to give Mario a sturdy penis in a matter of minutes!"

[executioneer]

THE TORCHUM NEVER STOPS :lol

-willie