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Wiffles
Sep 1st, 2003, 05:05 AM
I have this neighbor and he owns a "souped" up Mazda Familia hatchback. It has this spoiler, mag wheels and massive exhaust, and whenever he drives his car around, it creates more noise than the horsepower it generates. Its really weird @_@

That car woke me up a couple of times ;___;

Jixby Phillips
Sep 1st, 2003, 05:07 AM
aww poor wiffles ;__;

Les Waste
Sep 1st, 2003, 08:23 AM
You should slash his tires >_<

imported_MIFFLES
Sep 1st, 2003, 08:57 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS AWSOME. ITD BE BETTER IF IT ENDED WITH YOU GETTING YOUR FUCKING LEGS RIPPED OFF. >:

NIGhtMAre
Sep 1st, 2003, 12:29 PM
cut his brakes (0)-(0) then get som sleep -_-

Big Papa Goat
Sep 1st, 2003, 01:38 PM
I was in a similar situation, with a decked out cavalier. I egged it. Twice.

imported_MIFFLES
Sep 1st, 2003, 03:25 PM
OKAY WIFFLES. JUST THIS ONCE, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ADVICE FOR YOUR PROBLEM. THE NEXT TIME HE COMES DOWN THE STREET, JUMP IN FRONT OF HIS CAR. IF YOU DO IT RIGHT AND HE KILLS YOU, HE'LL GO TO JAIL AND HE CAN'T DRIVE HIS CAR ANYMORE. :)

Command Prompt
Sep 1st, 2003, 03:52 PM
Its like a DOS attack, except we are being flooded with retarded noobies :(

Worst virus ever >:

hobo
Sep 1st, 2003, 04:13 PM
only thing ive done to someones car is stuff random objects up the tailpipe....works great if they have a big exhaust pipie....

The Retro Kat
Sep 1st, 2003, 08:20 PM
You should ask him nicely to try to avoid your street or be less loud because people are trying to sleep, I think he'll understand.
3====>0:

pissed off salesman
Sep 1st, 2003, 08:32 PM
Just litter the road with highway carpet (spikestrips).

Jeanette X
Sep 1st, 2003, 09:05 PM
My brother calls those cars rice burners.

Rongi
Sep 1st, 2003, 09:56 PM
Look at it this way. He souped up his probably to make up for his small penis.

Big McLargehuge
Sep 1st, 2003, 09:59 PM
That also explains your avatar

Rongi
Sep 1st, 2003, 10:19 PM
And why I have a big fucking tank instead of a souped up car

:tear

Comrade Rocket
Sep 1st, 2003, 11:49 PM
you should make some Klan decals and stick them on his car in the night. Stuff like "White Power" and "Kill Blacky." then you won't have to worry about him moving anymore.

Wiffles
Sep 2nd, 2003, 01:27 AM
Thanks for the advice guys. I can't really do anything to the guy's car because that would be wrong so I told my mom to call the council and have them put some speedbumps on our street ^ ^

Those ricers are sure to get their Shock Absorbers a workout ^ ^

BTW Miffles, you scare me ;_____;