11 jokes that will make you a worse person.

[Alphonse]

11 jokes that will make you a worse person
What’s better than nailing a 7 year old asian boy?
Nothing

What’s better than nailing an 8 year old girl?
Flip her over, 8 year old boy.

What’s the worst part about nailing an 8 year old girl?
Getting the blood out of the Clown Suit.

What’s the best part?
Hearing her hips break.

What do you get when you disembowel a 6 year old with a switchblade?
An erection.

What’s the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead girls and a 57 Chevy?
I don’t have a 57 Chevy in my garage.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a butt plug?
I don’t have a buttplug up my ass right now.

A little boy and a child moletor are walking in the woods.
The little boy looks up and says, “It’s getting dark. I’m scared. I want to go home.”
The child molestor responds, “You’re scared! I have to walk outta hear alone!”

What’s the best part about nailing a baby?
Putting it in Soft, feeling it get Hard, and watching the ribs crack.

What’s the best part about nailing an 8 year old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back – 8 year old boy.




I thought they were funny. :/

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.teamacademy.com/jokes

[Alphonse]

http://www.teamacademy.com/jokes

:C doesn't work.

[CaptainBubba]

Son of a bitch. >:

Well, if they ever get back up they have all the jokes of this, "OMG I'm too hot to handle" genre compiled into a big list.

[Esuohlim]

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE A LITTLE GIRL TEH BUTTSECKS?

YOU'LL SPERM ALL OVER HER AND SHE'LL TELL MOMMY :(

TRUE STORY >:

TAKE THIS THREAD TO GAY-UPS. OH WAIT, WE DON'T HAVE ONE. >: >:

[Geggy]

Godammit, why do I keep seeing the number 57 everywhere? It's kinda eerie.

Oh, well. :/

[Esuohlim]

OMG YOU POSTED THAT ON 9/1 AT 8:04PM (WHERE I LIVE). TAKE OUT ALL THE NUMBERS: 9, 1, 8, 0, 4. COMBINE 1 AND 0 TO FORM 10, YOU GET 9, 10, 8, 4. MULTIPLY THE 10 AND 4 TOGETHER AND GET 40. NOW ADD THE 9 AND 8 TOGETHER AND GET 17. ADD THE 40 AND 17 TOGETHER AND YOU GET 57. EERIE! :eek

FUCKTARD >:

[Geggy]

You are now cursed to see the number 57 everywhere, everyday and become obsessed trying to figure whether it's a sign or just a goddamn number.

That's what I keep telling myself everyday...IT'S ONLY A GODDAMN NUMBER! DAMN YOU!

[Big McLargehuge]

http://www.livingbeyondreality.com/PageMill_Resources/heinz57.jpg


GET IT >:

[Esuohlim]

I'm already preoccupied by seeing 27 everywhere, thank you.

http://www.lbstone.com/27

And Don't say Hastur. :omg

[Alphonse]

I like to eat chocolate rabbits. You know those 1 lbs. ones you get for Easter? Those are the best.

[Evil Robot]

It's not just a number. It means greggy is supposed to suck dick. 57 dicks to be exact. And when he's done sucking dick, he's not supposed to talk about it, or anything, in fact he just shuts down mentaly and never speaks again. Complete vegtable, what a waste of life that boy.

[Alphonse]

Can someone sodomize me?

I'm going to sleep.

Goodnight.

I love you. <3

[Jixby Phillips]

CAN SOMEONE SODOMIZE ME :lol

[george]

dose he love us less than three?

[pope_hentai]

57 dicks! in a row?

[Esuohlim]

Werd >_<

[Alphonse]

57 dicks! in a row?


No. :(




All at once. :) :)

[Les Waste]

Pope Hentai is a stupid name, but Hentai Pope is a great idea. He's the Hentai Pope, the Pope of the Hentai world. He's like the Pope, but he brutally mouth rapes Japanese school girls with his tentacles. He can be Sasquatchula and Slammurai's arch nemesis. But who will Triball side with? He is the real key.

[CaptainBubba]

My link works now (http://www.teamacademy.com/jokes). :(

[Alphonse]

My link works now (http://www.teamacademy.com/jokes). :(

I see a problem.

How do you make a five year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear


Girl and his? :/

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Other than that, SOFUCKINGFUNNYISHITMYSELF....TWICE

[Jixby Phillips]

So fucking what, it's like that Greenday song you fag

[Alphonse]

So fucking what, it's like that Greenday song you fag


*pets* :)

[Esuohlim]

HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT >:

[Alphonse]

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Everyone take one and be happy.

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[FartinMowler]

57 is my favorite number but those jokes suck and I hope you die a horrible death for telling them you sick mofo "a" hole. >:

[Alphonse]

I want more jokes like those. :)

[glowbelly]

make them up. it's not hard. look:

what's the worst thing about fucking a baby?
the baby.

what's the best thing about fucking a baby?
the baby.

what time is it?
the baby.

how do you kill a baby?
with a knife.

see?

hysterical.

[Alphonse]

I laughed. :)

Keep them coming.

:)

[glowbelly]

when i said "make them up" i was implying that YOU could entertain yourself. i was giving examples. it was my nice way of saying "shut up and go away."

[Alphonse]

Does that mean you won't sodomize me?

[Evil Robot]

Whats 18 inches long and makes all girls scream? Crib death (Or S.I.D.S.)

[CaptainBubba]

Whats hard, long, has lots of pulsing veins, and goes in my child's anal passage way?

























THE WHITE STRIPES. :x

http://www.v2records.co.jp/artist/a058/info/a_photo/whitestripes.jpg

[Evil Robot]

What molests children, and is black and white all over? A catholic preist.

[Alphonse]

I used to be Catholic. :/

[Comrade Rocket]

I used to be Catholic. :/

That explains a lot

[Alphonse]

That explains a lot

:troutslap

[hanDAL]

CATHOLIC PRIEST + ALPHONSE = WIN

[Alphonse]

I didn't win anything when he was with me. He said I would get a bike. :(