Baxter Building

[Protoclown]

So...do the Fantastic Four live in your ass, or what?

[baxter building]

well, at least someone around here knows something decent.
you are partly right, The Thing lives in my ass, well i think he does judging form the orange rock like turds that i pass sometimes.

[Emu]

I have the Wonder Twins in my colon.

[baxter building]

how quickly things fall apart.
I suppose I asked for the butt jokes there. How quickly you have brought me down to your level.

at least i didn't make any remarks about mr Fantastic's 'bathing suit area'.

aw, crap.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

you got orange poop.

[Spectre X]

Didn't Dr. Doom blow you up?

[baxter building]

so would you if you were allergic to all food apart from tangerines and pumpkins.

[FS]

I'm not sure if we're worthy of this guy's attention, guys.

He's a brick... house.

[Anonymous]

I thought this thread was about the fly guy from TMNT.

[Les Waste]

That's Baxter Stockman >:

He invented the mousers and wasn't always a fly, D'UH! :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

He was only a fly sometimes!?

[Emu]

Only on Tuesdays.

Wasn't his identical twin brother's name Barney or something?

[BaronVonBoner]

Did anyone else used to have the action figure?

[Emu]

I had a rocksteady one. And one of those He-man ones that smells like ass. It sat in a trash bag with all my other ones for so long they ALL smelled like ass.

[Les Waste]

He started out as a scientist but he became a fly :rolleyes

GAWD! Don't you know ANYTHING about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or "TMNT"??!?!?!?!

[Professor Cool]

Excuse me Les, Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles

[TeRRaNuSER]

no he started off as a fly and bit a radio active scientist

[Comrade Rocket]

I had baxters action figure

I was sad cuz i lost him and all i had was his wings.

Correct me if im wrong, but didn't he come with a little mouser

[Les Waste]

Excuse me Les, Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
ONLY IN EUROPE :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Correct me if im wrong, but didn't he come with a little mouser

He came with a mauser!?

[mburbank]

Frankly, I think reducing this thread to a discussion of teenage mutant ninja turtles is quite hysterical given this ponce thinks calling himself Baxter Building is some sort of sophisticated reference he should be applauded for.

I bet he looks down on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, cause he's all about the fantastic four and other iconic sixties comic figures.

Soon he'll feel compelled to trot out references to all the 'literature' he read at 'uni' and what his 'o levels' were and my head will blow off.

[baxter building]

I am far too young to have done 'o' levels. but seeing I would love to cause your head to blow off my A levels my degree was in 'The science of Star Wars'. you know they use star wars to explain quite complicated science to kids. i got a first and i am hoping to go to america in 2005 for when episode 3 comes out.

[Krythor]

WAIT WHAT WAS THAT SECOND SENTENCE AGAIN SMARTYPANTS??

[Supafly345]

That fly dude has nothin on me... the SUPER FLY

[Les Waste]

Why, what a fine, high-quality first post >:

I except someone named Supa Fly to not be an insect with super human powers, but rather a black detective with an afro and a Fu Man-Chu mustace who uses funk to solve mysteries.

>:

[Supafly345]

Very good! You solved the mystery of where I got the name! I am not sure what your point exactly was being (trying to point out my ignorance through my misuse of a fareekay hero of yours?) but I know now that your level of intellectual prowess is aught not to be tangled with!

I accept your dominance. Please be gentle, I bleed easily.

[The Retro Kat]

Curtis Mayfield :rock.

[mburbank]

If Baxter is Cherry pulling my letg, Bravo to a superbly executed immitation of an annoying weiner.

If not...




Boy. What an annoying weiner.

[Les Waste]

I'll pop YOUR annyoning weiner's cherry, buster >:

And oh yeah Supafly! Curtis Mayfield is such an obscure reference! Just like Jimmy Carter, vacuum cleaners, and fingers.

>:

[Supafly345]

I was just bullshitting anyway. My dad has a vinyl record that says "Super Fly". It looked pretty funky so I decided to get down and name myself that a long time ago.

I actually never expected anyone to know what it was. I get slapped around with alot of questions on it. You must be well aged, I respect age (serious).

[Les Waste]

I turn 21 a month from yesterday

>:

[mburbank]

HAH! I am as old as your dad, 'superfly'. In fact, I am your dad! The man who calls himself your dad was cuckolded by ME! But he doesn't know and it's not like he's the only one. Why, a fifth of the children in this country are mine! I am the Handy,man! I fix broken hearts, I know that truly can! Peg that reference you nimrod son of ... well... me.

[kellychaos]

Love me, Daddy! :/

[Jeanette X]

Why, a fifth of the children in this country are mine! I am the Handy,man!
So I have YOU to thank for all my antisocial tendencies! >:

[mburbank]

You need to see someone about that there, Kelly. They got medications now.

[mburbank]

Thanks for ruining this thread, jerk