I've been here a week now so............ [Archive]

Phil the anorak

Sep 3rd, 2003, 03:11 PM

can I now swear as much as I fucking like as is my inalienable fucking right as a fucking citizen?

Emu

Sep 3rd, 2003, 03:12 PM

Fuck you! :)

Phil the anorak

Sep 3rd, 2003, 03:26 PM

What you want to?

I don't do that sort of thing without being properly introduced first and only do it with women.............and sheep if they are really gorgeous!

Perndog

Sep 3rd, 2003, 03:32 PM

The no swearing rule was recently extended to one month. Read the fucking RULES. >:

Phil the anorak

Sep 3rd, 2003, 03:35 PM

Guidelines say no swearing rule extended to a month. Hmmmm guidelines, not rules.

Fuck the guidelines! :)

Protoclown

Sep 3rd, 2003, 04:41 PM

you're a fag

Alphonse

Sep 3rd, 2003, 04:46 PM

Your avatar makes me horny.

Les Waste

Sep 3rd, 2003, 06:14 PM

NO SWEARING ALLOWED, YOU FUCKING CUNT >:

imported_Hollycaust

Sep 3rd, 2003, 06:16 PM

engelandererr, people in your country are lucky if they know how to brush their teeth.

Anti-Xocial

Sep 3rd, 2003, 07:02 PM

If you stay here longer than a month, I'll let you borrow my goat Phil!

In the meantime: Here, chew on this: :meat

:pac

Esuohlim

Sep 3rd, 2003, 07:42 PM

NO VIRGINS ALLOWED >:

Perndog

Sep 3rd, 2003, 07:44 PM

NO VIRGINS MEANS YOU, MILHOUSE AND YOU DON'T GET AN EXCEPTION BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE AND HAVE NO OTHER HOME >:

Esuohlim

Sep 3rd, 2003, 07:51 PM

IF YOU DON'T GET IT THEN DON'T TALK

Perndog

Sep 3rd, 2003, 08:08 PM

BLOW ME

Immortal Goat

Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:13 PM

If you stay here longer than a month, I'll let you borrow my goat Phil!

My fucking name isn't Phil, you fucking fucktard!! :wah

Big Papa Goat

Sep 3rd, 2003, 11:31 PM

How do you know he wasn't talking about me?

Comrade Rocket

Sep 4th, 2003, 12:43 AM

did i mention this thread FUCKING sucks.

If not... THE THREAD FUCKING SUCKS.

done and done

Anti-Xocial

Sep 4th, 2003, 09:11 PM

If you stay here longer than a month, I'll let you borrow my goat Phil!

My fucking name isn't Phil, you fucking fucktard!! :wah

How do you know he wasn't talking about me?

I just realized I have TWO goats....at least that is what they are both saying! :lol OWNED!

Immortal Goat

Sep 4th, 2003, 10:32 PM

Dammit!

Phil the anorak

Sep 5th, 2003, 03:11 PM

engelandererr, people in your country are lucky if they know how to brush their teeth.

Ohhhh that old insult, sticks and stones sweetie.

Phil the anorak

Sep 5th, 2003, 03:13 PM

If you stay here longer than a month, I'll let you borrow my goat Phil!

In the meantime: Here, chew on this: :meat

:pac

What can I use your goat for when you lend it to me?

Phil the anorak

Sep 5th, 2003, 03:17 PM

did i mention this thread FUCKING sucks.

If not... THE THREAD FUCKING SUCKS.

done and done

Thanks for killing it.

Trigger's a character in a popular sitcom here called only fools and horses. He's probably the biggest dipshit in the programme. Is your handle a coincidence????

Skulhedface

Sep 5th, 2003, 05:29 PM

WHAT THE FUCK? THERE'S TOO MUCH ZANINESS IN THIS FUCKING THREAD :hypno

Phil the anorak

Sep 7th, 2003, 11:59 AM

WHAT THE FUCK? THERE'S TOO MUCH ZANINESS IN THIS FUCKING THREAD :hypno

Thanks for kicking this thread when it was dead.

Too much zaniness??? Get the fuck outta here

Schimid

Sep 7th, 2003, 12:01 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Anonymous

Sep 7th, 2003, 12:10 PM

:lol

Phil the anorak

Sep 7th, 2003, 02:15 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP

No its my thread, and I'll cry if I want to or I'll say fuck off Schmid.

Fuck off Schmid!

Phil the anorak

Sep 7th, 2003, 02:17 PM

:lol

I'd like to say Chojin that I find your avatar and "lets make nice music together" signature rather disturbingly erotic.

Esuohlim

Sep 7th, 2003, 02:43 PM

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE >:

Anti-Xocial

Sep 8th, 2003, 03:39 PM

What can I use your goat for when you lend it to me?

I was going to offer you Big Papa Goat (for petting purposes), as a humble welcome present, but being that I just VERY recently discovered that I actually have two goats (and Immortal Goat is so damn possesive), I really could not get myself to seperate them from each other. So instead, I offer you this:

http://stanwagon.com/wagon/wildlife/Images/Wildlife_gr_2.gif

and note.....there are many ways to use a picture ;)

Phil the anorak

Sep 9th, 2003, 04:50 PM

The one on the left or the one on the right????

Phil the anorak

Sep 9th, 2003, 04:51 PM

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE >:

Served its purpose well then! :)

I got the horn now!!!!

Schimid

Sep 9th, 2003, 04:52 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Perndog

Sep 9th, 2003, 06:11 PM

Phil, you've been warned. You are in violation of the 'no swearing in the first month' rule. Chojin, please ban this guy.

Scott Baio is back

Sep 9th, 2003, 07:38 PM

Take it easy on Phil, guys. I think he's just having some adjustment problems here at I-Mockery.com message boards. He isn't as seasoned as some of us older Mockers, and he simply needs some time to adjust.

I went through a phase like that, where I couldn't adjust. I took some pills and saw a shrink, and now I'm at 110%. That's like pre-"Zapped" level....

And as always, I'm a nice guy.

Anonymous

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:00 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP

No its my thread, and I'll cry if I want to or I'll say fuck off Schmid.

Fuck off Schmid!
:rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:00 PM

:lol

I'd like to say Chojin that I find your avatar and "lets make nice music together" signature rather disturbingly erotic.
:rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:01 PM

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE >:
:rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:02 PM

What can I use your goat for when you lend it to me?

I was going to offer you Big Papa Goat (for petting purposes), as a humble welcome present, but being that I just VERY recently discovered that I actually have two goats (and Immortal Goat is so damn possesive), I really could not get myself to seperate them from each other. So instead, I offer you this:

http://stanwagon.com/wagon/wildlife/Images/Wildlife_gr_2.gif

and note.....there are many ways to use a picture ;)
:rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:02 PM

The one on the left or the one on the right????
:rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:03 PM

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE >:

Served its purpose well then! :)

I got the horn now!!!!
:rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:03 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP.
:rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:04 PM

Phil, you've been warned. You are in violation of the 'no swearing in the first month' rule. Chojin, please ban this guy.
:rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:05 PM

Take it easy on Phil, guys. I think he's just having some adjustment problems here at I-Mockery.com message boards. He isn't as seasoned as some of us older Mockers, and he simply needs some time to adjust.

I went through a phase like that, where I couldn't adjust. I took some pills and saw a shrink, and now I'm at 110%. That's like pre-"Zapped" level....

And as always, I'm a nice guy.
:rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:05 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP

No its my thread, and I'll cry if I want to or I'll say fuck off Schmid.

Fuck off Schmid!
:rolleyes
:rolleyes

Perndog

Sep 9th, 2003, 10:19 PM

:lol @ Chojin

:bestthread