Food SUCKS! Only posers use it.

[EverythingWillSuck]

Food is trendy. Why bother eating it? Pfft, it's at Hot Topic now. Good Charlotte uses it, LOOK AT THEM! 50 Cent was okay, then he had food and he's In da Club now. And Linkin Park RAPS ABOUT FOOD?????

Fuck food, use drink.

[Big Papa Goat]

I love how seamlessly you blended a contempt for Scenes and trendy pop culture with a commentary on food, seemingly unrelated topics, both of which are discussed in various threads on this board!
Hilarious!

[EverythingWillSuck]

Yeah isn't it.

I might be the Adam Sandler of the board here good sir.

[FreePablo]

I used to like breathing. But then I saw an interview with Avril Lavigne breathing. My life's a lot better nowadays.

[ziggytrix]

Who the fuck are you guys, anyway?

[glowbelly]

dorks. the lot of 'em. all dorks.