BEST CONVERSATION EVER

[Les Waste]

AIM CONVERSATION BETWEEN MY BROTHER AND I, THE STORY OF DR. WHO TOLD BY AFRICAN STORYTELLER >:



Les Waste: my sci fi lit class is gonna suck

Les Waste: cause it's full of nerds and ugly people

Les Waste: some guy came to class wearing a Half Life shirt

My Brother: really? the class is all stereotypical and everything?

Les Waste: oh god

My Brother: isnt that the one when you could have had an ethnic studies course?

Les Waste: yeah!

Les Waste: I should have taken female asian american lit!

Les Waste: cause today, some 600 pound girl asked:

My Brother: now youll never know how turtle got his shell

My Brother: instead youll know how dr who got his scraf

My Brother: i mean scarf

My Brother: for shame!

Les Waste: "Will we be focusing exclusively on science fiction, or will it also include fantasy and horror?"

Les Waste: hahahahaha, Dr. Who's scarf!

Les Waste: AND, I have to wake up at 7am to go to this class, and it's my only class on tuesdays, and my only class on thursdays
besides this night class

Les Waste: this semester is gonna suck so much

My Brother: i should pay an african storyteller to tell me how dr who got his scarf in a very african storyteller kind of way

Les Waste: the god of wheat harvest gave it to him

My Brother: thats how it happened on the show too

Les Waste: as a gift, in exchange for the wheat harvest god being able to marry Dr. Who's three, nubian princess daughters

Les Waste: it was the third one, the ugly one, who had the TRUE inner beauty!

My Brother: just like that except with time travel

Les Waste: that's the best fucking story ever

My Brother: wait, dr who has daughters?

Les Waste: I dunno

Les Waste: Sure, why not?

My Brother: so thats why nerds look up to him, because he successfully procreated?

Les Waste: in my story he does

Les Waste: cause he's the chief of his village

Les Waste: stupid

My Brother: does he have many wives?

Les Waste: yeah, and they all have really long necks

My Brother: cuz you can have many wives in nigeria

Les Waste: due to stretching

My Brother: does he make his sons harvest the yams?

Les Waste: his sons are lazy, like the elephant

My Brother: and thats why they die

My Brother: and the third, ugly duaghter becomes the man of the household

Les Waste: cause she's responsible

My Brother: much to the chagrin of the wheat harvest god

Les Waste: the wheat harvest God got robbed by Dr. Who

Les Waste: cause that magic scarf is worth so much more than Dr. Who's daughters

Les Waste: cause he made the daughters out of clay, except for the third one

Les Waste: and she's ugly and a dyke

My Brother: dr who pimped out his own children

My Brother: and gets rewarded with space adventures

My Brother: how ironic

Les Waste: only one was his child!

Les Waste: the other two he made out of clay

My Brother: and that was the one that got pimped, remember?

Les Waste: No :(

[executioneer]

lol :D

-willie

[soundtest]

My Brother: wait, dr who has daughters?

Les Waste: I dunno

Les Waste: Sure, why not?

My Brother: so thats why nerds look up to him, because he successfully procreated?

:lol

[Cap'n Crunch]

My Brother: and thats why they die

My Brother: and the third, ugly daughter becomes the man of the household
__________________________________________________ _
Les Waste: cause he made the daughters out of clay, except for the third one

Les Waste: and she's ugly and a dyke

My Brother: dr who pimped out his own children

My Brother: and gets rewarded with space adventures


LOL This is this best conversation ever.

[MrAdventure]

loo, nerds.

[Professor Cool]

theprofessorcool: hey, when is Joanne's birthday?

My Brother: Shutup N00b, LOL!

theprofessorcool: Let's not go overboard now.

:( I wish my brother was as hilarious as you guys are Bobo.

[Les Waste]

My brother making fun of nerds is extremely hypocritical :(

This thread is Grade A cause Willie posted in it :hat

[TeRRaNuSER]

that conversation was very disapointing =\
you and your brother are very boring.

[executioneer]

HEY I MUST BE PSYCHIC, I SAW THAT TERRANUSER PSOTED LAST IN THIS THREAD, AND I SAID TO MYSELF "OH BOY I BET TERRAN USER IS A GAYFAG" AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED :eek

-willie

[Les Waste]

WILLIE YOU COULD BE ONE ON DIONE WARWICK'S PSYCICH FRIENDS :hat

[TeRRaNuSER]

that post was very disapointing =\
you and les waste are very boring.

[Spectre X]

You FAIL at the internet! :picklehat

[CaptainBubba]

I'm sad because I know that if I knew who Dr.who was I'd think this was much funnier than I already think it is.

My Brother: much to the chagrin of the wheat harvest god

Les Waste: the wheat harvest God got robbed by Dr. Who

Les Waste: cause that magic scarf is worth so much more than Dr. Who's daughters

Les Waste: cause he made the daughters out of clay, except for the third one

African version :lol

[Rongi]

that post was very disapointing =\
you and les waste are very boring.

Oh the fucking irony

[TeRRaNuSER]

that post was very disapointing =\
you and les waste are very boring.

Oh the fucking irony

oh the celibate irony

[executioneer]

shut up already >:

-willie

[sadie]

my biorhythms must be at an all-time low.

[TeRRaNuSER]

LoLZzZzZzzZzZzZZz!!!@!@!#@!#