Stupid things we do....

[MK IV]

Ok so yesterday in the early evening I found myself locked out of my house , as I'd forgotten to take my keys out with me.....

"Hahaha THAT is a stupid thing to do...."

slow down people , thats not the half of it . Me being the gung-ho , impetuous and rash young man that I am , decided that instead of calling a locksmith I could simply kick the door through , as only the Yale lock was on...

"hahaha Stupid !"

no , no , this is only the beggining , so anyways I gave the lock a few kicks , just to test where exactly I should plant my foot , and figured up kicking just below the lock , so I take a step forward a deliver a kick powerful enough to kick through all but the most re-inforced of doors...

Anyway I missed the lock , my foot go's straight through the security glass (glass with wire through to strengthen it) that make's up the upper half of my door. My leg comes flying outa that hole the same speed it went in, and I feel a dull ache just above my ankle , and when my foot touch's the ground and I put weight on it ....
OMG I nearly fell over , so I take a look and theres a huge slice in my leg , so I hop in my house (which is now accessable being i can reach through the glass and open the lock) call for an ambulence and spend the next 4 hours waiting to get sewn up. Im now limping around like a cripple and instead of paying for a locksmith , I have to pay for a glazier .

ok its alright to call me stupid now........


So what stupid things have y'all done recently ?

[Ooner]

I actually read that entire post :/

[Big McLargehuge]

I had a friend who, after beating the shit out of some guy who was being an asshole to him, decided that it would be a good idea to put his foot through the windsheild. He had 30 stiches put in his leg and every body called him a dumb asshole for the next month or so.

[Blue]

A coke machine swallowed my g/f's $2.20 so to get it back i fully fucking hammered it with a punch. I ended up smashing two knuckles and i only got $2 back :(

[the_dudefather]

i can imagine the scene:

'oh deary me, the machine ate my money, woe is little ol' me'

'dont worry baby, ill get it back'

'my hero (twitters eyebrows)'

(punches coke machine)

'fuck'

'forget you, i need a real man' (goes away to find a beefy sailer guy)

[kellychaos]

Once, I posted a stupid post about how stupid I was. Boy was that stupid! http://www.971fm.net/bbs/html/emoticons/30.gif

[Skulhedface]

I posted in this thread.

Ahh, the insanity of youth.

[Professor Cool]

When i was a kid in junior high I hid in one of the empty dumpsters in the school parking lot waiting for my friends to walk by so i can blast them with the fire exstinguisher, I saw them coming this way, and waited for 10 seconds then came out shooting, ended up blasting a teacher. 90 dollar fine and a month suspension, and that was getting off easy.

[O71394658]

Natural Selection. :)

[Zhukov]

slow down people , thats not the half of it . Me being the gung-ho , impetuous and rash young man that I am , decided that instead of calling a locksmith I could simply kick the door through , as only the Yale lock was on...



What a fucking lie. What kind of dickhead would try to kick their own door in. Do you know how much it costs to replace a lock and door after you've kicked it in? What a fucking lie.


And what coke machine would take $2.20? Was it a can or a bottle machine? Must be fucking expensive to live in Brisbane. What a fucking .

[ItalianStereotype]

Once, I posted a stupid post blah blah blah

once :lol

[Schimid]

Once, for Halloween, I got a bag of pretzels. And with all the anthrax going around, I had to check for it. ( :( )

So, without thinking, I opened the bag and sniffed it. :(

[Blue]

Dude.. our money is worth 67 c american for our dollar and it was a bottle machine. It isnt really that expensive ( roughly $1.30 US). Brisbane is one of the cheaper cities to live in. Sydney and Melbourne are more expensive. Dudefather. Thanks for taking the time to have a cheap shot. Being stereotypical here but being irish you could nearly tell your life story in this thread right???

[MK IV]

What a fucking lie. What kind of dickhead would try to kick their own door in. Do you know how much it costs to replace a lock and door after you've kicked it in? What a fucking lie.


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Well considering I can replace my own locks ONCE I CAN GET IN .
Not that much , and considering it was after 5 pm , the locksmith was on *Call out* that adds £40 right then and there thats 40 reasens to get in all by myself.

You calling me a liar ?
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE PIC'S OF MY BROKEN DOOR AND MESSED UP LEG ?
YOU THINK YOUR WEAK LITTLE STOMACH COULD HANDLE IT EH ?
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[Zhukov]

Yeah, I'm calling you a fucking liar.

Give me pictures of your door, your leg, and the doctors certificate while your at it.


And blue, there is no reason to convert it to US dollars is there? Down here cans are $1.20 and bottles are $1.80, so Brisbane is more expensive. :/

[Blue]

It isnt the most expensive city though and i didnt read you were from tasmania :/ . In the convention centre here it is $3.00 a bottle. A fucking rip off.. If you buy bottles out of shops and shit they are like $1.80.

[MK IV]

http://www.rpgreality.com/forums/uploads/post-64-1062837700.jpg

HERES WHAT MY DOOR LOOKS LIKE NOW ASSHOLE >:




http://www.rpgreality.com/forums/uploads/post-64-1062837722.jpg

AND HERES MY LEG BANDAGED UP AND SHIT .

NEXT TIME YOU CALL SOMEONE A LIAR , MAKE SURE YOU GOT A DAMN GOOD REASEN AND YOUR 100% CERTAIN.

[Zhukov]

DOCTORS CERTIFICATE ANUS FACE! DOCTORS CERTIFICATE!



:rolleyes

[the_dudefather]

. Dudefather. Thanks for taking the time to have a cheap shot. Being stereotypical here but being irish you could nearly tell your life story in this thread right???

whoh, just messing around, sorry if i shot a cheap shot your way. i was just trying to put a humerous spin onto the situation

(everyone is shouting at me, i cant take it anymore!!)

[TeRRaNuSER]

"i can replace the locks my self" ya that would be great if you werent KICKING THROUGH THE GLASS YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT.

[MK IV]

DOCTORS CERTIFICATE ANUS FACE! DOCTORS CERTIFICATE!



:rolleyes

WHY THE HELL WOULD I GET A DOCTERS CERTIFICATE ?

DOCTER : OMG YOUVE CUT YOUR LEG !!!

ME : YUP...

DOCTER : LET ME GIVE YOU A CERTIFICATE ...

ME : WTF ? WHY DO I NEED A CERTIFICATE , IV ONLY CUT MY LEG , I CAN SEE IV CUT IT , PEOPLE WHO SEE ME LIMP KNOW IV DONE SOMETHING TO IT , WHY WOULD I WANT ONE ?

DOCTER : TO HANG OVER YOUR FIREPLACE MAYBE ? OR IN CASE SOME FUCKTARD ASKS TO SEE ONE , WHEN YOU POST ABOUT IT ONLINE ...

:ANDITHOUGHTIWASSTUPID.

[kellychaos]

If I have to turn this car around, nobody gets ice cream. Got it?! >:

[MK IV]

He started it :-p

[kellychaos]

... And I'm finishin' it! See? >:

[MK IV]

I want icecream ...

[Zhukov]

This thread is so shit.

[kellychaos]

Me too. :( It's 80 degrees and sunny. ICE CREAM TIME!

[MK IV]

This thread is so shit.

IT WASNT UNTILL YOU STARED POSTING IN IT.

[kellychaos]

This thread is so shit.

That was a stupid thing to do. :irony

[Zhukov]

FUCK YOU WHO ARE OYU YOU ARE A NOBODY


FUCK YOU

[MK IV]

learn to spell...