BOY, THIS BOARD SURE IS BETTER NOW!

[mburbank]

Back in the old days this board was a suckhole, all these old timers going, oh, I wish funny username was still here, he was the bomb all right, don't you miss the eight-track forum, remember that flame war between username with hot girl avatar and poli-sci reference user name, MAN that was EPIC and now it's all, Hi, I'm new, just wanted to say hi, and yeah I'm new to, what do you want to talk about, games and tv? okay!

I don't even know why I was here in the old days and all I can say is it's great now and it sucked hose then and I wish I would just change my user name and pretend to be a noob but that wouldn't be fair. So keep up the great work and ask more great question like what would you do if you were eating a hamburger and you found a underwear in it? and polls like what do you like best A. porno B. kids tv Cfunny jokes about the california recall election or D. what would you do if you were eating a hamburger and you found a underwear in it? 'Kay, thanks, hi!

[Wiffles]

^_^

[FS]

@#$%

ARE YOU FOR REAL??

MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND

[Les Waste]

THIS BOARD USED TO BE BETTER BACK BEFORE IT WAS GOOD

[mburbank]

thanks for ruining this thread

[Les Waste]

YOUAR WELCOME

[mburbank]

i was talking to fs

[Les Waste]

SO WAS I :)

[mburbank]

ok thanks for ruining this thread now

[imported_Hollycaust]

IT'S CUZ I'M HEREEEEEEEEEEE~~!~$$

[Les Waste]

YEAH WELL, I THINK YOU, MAX, RUIN YOUR OWN THREADS :(

[mburbank]

oh great thanks for ruining this thread again.

[george]

things were better when i touched myself less, and listened to myself more.

self rape is damaging to self esteem.

no spit, no lotion, just big hands and sweaty friction.

[mburbank]

See? that's what I mean. This George fellow is the best noob ever!

[george]

the trick to it all is in the wrist, after that things just sort of flow.

and you are a darn fine newbie yourself.

we should start a club for newbies that have potential. NEW GUY ANTIDEFEMATION AND ANTI CHNESE LEAGUE.

cause if there is anything i hate more than defemation it is the chinese.

and people who get shitty about spelling.

[mburbank]

Sucks to the Heathen Chinee!

[george]

ASO ROUNDEYE

[FartinMowler]

Why did Tigger look in the toilet? he was looking for Pooh.. :/

my daughter picked that up at school yesterday. Corrupt little buggers this new youth. :(

[george]

but the way she heard it:

kid a: why did tigger look in the toilet?

your daughter: why?

kid a: to find your father.

your daughter: WOW tigger sure knows how to find people!

[hanDAL]

everyone move to montana.

[george]

if montana could be driven, i would run you over with it. twice.

then piss on you from out of the window.

[Bod]

So how long ago was this?

CAn I come back now?

Is the nazi who talks about his poo all the time still a regular poster I hope so

[FartinMowler]

George I hope your movie isn't 20 minutes of you doing crack behind a dumpster. :)

[hanDAL]

if montana could be driven, i would run you over with it. twice.

then piss on you from out of the window.

Would it be run over then backup up? or just run over then come back around and run over me again?

[george]

hey there bodlet!!! got me so het up that i may have to use salt insead of sweat here in a minute.

how you doing????????

[Bod]

Let me get another can and I'll tell ya!

[Big McLargehuge]

Max please step in and stop this. You started it, only you can end it.

[Triad-Brother Choi]

...ANTI CHNESE LEAGUE.

cause if there is anything i hate more than defemation it is the chinese.
Sucks to the Heathen Chinee!

Good Friends, Max and George, your funny making is understood for what it is being, so please have no fears over crossing busy highways or shopping in K-mart. But please tred carefully with such jokes in the futures as Great Brother Fu is not most forgiving of your friends in the Triad.

Much Regards,
Triad-Brother Choi.

[george]

eat meat noodle chink.

i am not teasing.

[TeRRaNuSER]

is it just my imagination or has burbank make this same crappy thread four times already.

[Anonymous]

yeh what's his problem??? :fu :blowme

[TeRRaNuSER]

THAT WAS COMEDY GOLD CHOJIN!

[Anonymous]

wtf i m agreein wit u

[MrAdventure]

^_^

[mburbank]

Thanks for ruining this thread which is the same thread as that other thread.

Actually, there are subtle, minute differences between each of these threads. I am merely applying the principle of Minimalism as heard in the works of Phillip Glass and the plays of Robert Wilson to comedy.


Know any other comedic minimalists? No.


Why? Because I am breaking new ground.

So fuck off, and thanks for ruining this thread.

[kellychaos]

Vive la difference ... I'm groovin on it as we speak ... I can see inside your head, man.








Thanks again, thread ruiner! >: