What do you think about monkeys?

[Drev]

WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? >:

In my honest opinion, I think monkeys could be the best answer to military defense. Just train them right, and they will do your biddings. Plus, it would kick ass to see a monkey firing off a shotgun and know how to use it.

Did I mention I am really bored right now and that's why I made this topic?

[CaptainBubba]

OMG that is so cool! We could give them bazookas that shoot cheese and they could have mercenaries who were, get this, crazed squirells. Dude!

[george]

i bet you love monkeys just a little to much.

[Immortal Goat]

I heard the braincells scream in agony as they died due to the stupidity of this post. Excuse me while I... :suicide

[Jeanette X]

One of these days I might just make a thread dedicated to the lower primates...

[Drev]

Yea I heard the brain cells too. :(

Damn this boredom....

[hobo]

http://www.thestudentzone.com/articles/images/fonz.jpg

aaaaaayyyyy

[Jeanette X]

http://www.angelfire.com/oh/Monkeys2/images/SnowballMonkey.jpg
Japanese Macaque, or "snow monkey". They make snowballs.

Now if the Japanese had trained these little suckers in WWII...

[Drev]

HOLY CRAP! :eek

I used that same picture for a scratchboard project for my art class!

I chose it because everything else good was taken.

It sucks though :(

[Alphonse]

http://www.angelfire.com/oh/Monkeys2/images/SnowballMonkey.jpg

This monkey is soooooooooooo cute!!!! If he only had my hair! :love

[Skulhedface]

Hmm... I wonder if Kellychaos or Fartin Mowler will soon show up to make some kind of Spanking joke....

...well, whoops, I just did.

[AChimp]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/chimp-oi.jpg

WHAT DO MONKEYS THINK ABOUT YOU???

>:

[Jeanette X]

That's not a monkey. That's an ape. >:

[AChimp]

Don't preach to the preacher, sister. Mmm-hmm.

:blacklady

[Schimid]

I miss BAPE. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.barryblitz.com/cuba/thumbnails/IMG_2074A.jpg

[Skulhedface]

That's not a monkey. That's an ape. >:

But they ARE all simians.

The only monkey I like is Donkey Kong :)

[Schimid]

WHY IS HIS NAME DONKEY IF HE'S A MONKEY? >:

[Skulhedface]

THE SAME REASON GODZILLA IS A GIANT LIZARD AND NOT A DEITY.

[Jeanette X]

But they ARE all simians.
But monkeys and apes AREN'T THE SAME THING! THEY AREN'T! >:

*flings feces at Skulhedface*

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.press.uillinois.edu/epub/books/hartnett/images/fig12.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

Instead of monkeys, we should use retards. Like, downs syndrome people. They are strong, stupid, and would probably fight to the death. We could use them as minesweepers, too.

[Skulhedface]

But they ARE all simians.
But monkeys and apes AREN'T THE SAME THING! THEY AREN'T! >:

*flings feces at Skulhedface*

I KNOW they aren't the same thing. I KNOW THEY AREN'T. I was giving a general term to use so we could all be correct.

*throws feces back*

[The Retro Kat]

******s R Black.

[Schimid]

HAVE YOU EVER SAID OR HEARD A WORD SO MUCH IT COMPLETELY LOSES ALL MEANING, THEN YOU START WONDERING IF IT'S REALLY A WORD OR JUST SOMETHING YOU MADE UP, THEN REALIZING IT'S A REAL WORD AND WONDERING WHY THE HELL SOMEONE CALLED SOMETHING A FUCKING MONKEY. >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.radioparties.com/images/pictures/black%20guy%20close%20up.jpg