I'M IN A REALLY BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW >:

[executioneer]

ALL I WANT IS TOS EX UP ALL THE LADIES, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK >:

WELL IS IT :(

-willie

[glowbelly]

yes. you would die. that is too much sexing up, mister. >:

[executioneer]

oh :(

how about just a handful or so :(

-willie

[glowbelly]

if you can fit a girl in your hand, you can sex her up all you want.

[executioneer]

:(

so either I got to grow freakishly large hands, or I have to find some TINY women :(

EITHER WAY IT'S MAD SCIENTISTS I HAVE TO GO TO, AND I SWORE MY MOTHER I WOULD STAY AWAY FROM THME :(

POOP :(

-willie

[executioneer]

STILL IN A BAD MOOD >: :(

-willie

[FS]

http://www.dreamproductscatalog.com/products/90627l.jpg

[executioneer]

still :(

-willie

[executioneer]

>:

-willie

[executioneer]

:(

-willie

[Skulhedface]

Set something on fire.

[executioneer]

already did :(

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/drugs.gif :(

-willie

[imported_Hollycaust]

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you.

They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!

If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragout
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

[executioneer]

thanks, that helps a little I guess :(

-willie

[executioneer]

:(

-willie

[Supafly345]

If you can no longer sex up the ladies than that means I am boned! I don't even think I know how to come close to sexing up the ladies. I was hoping I could just bs my way through it, but now I know my chances are negative 4%.

[executioneer]

I can't sex up ladies because of mental problems :(

-willie

[CLICK9]

The best way to attract females is to wear a hat (beanies are recommended, they will make you seem eDgIEr). Hats are like makeup for guys.

Trust me. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

And goatees, and rayban sunglasses, and "Big Dog" T-shirts.

[CLICK9]

OMG :love

[Jixby Phillips]

What, did I describe exactly what you look like?

[Drev]

I think Willie needs a cookie! :)

[executioneer]

I THINK YOU NEED TO SHUT >:

-willie

[Jixby Phillips]

FUCK you.

[CLICK9]

>:
i'm not a guy.

[CLICK9]

....but the ray-bans and Big Dogs T-shirt part was accurate.

[executioneer]

FUCK YOU, LOVE LINE FORUM >:

-willie

[executioneer]

>:

-willie

[Spectre X]

It's ok :(

[executioneer]

sez you :(

-willie

[executioneer]

I'm sad :(

-willie

[MLE]

hi! :)

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Your avatar confuses the shit out of me.

[MLE]

i can understand it if his does... i don't know what you're talking about if you're talking about mine

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Your avatar.

[executioneer]

it's a DANCEY HORSE :eek

hi :(

-willie

[camacazio]

Why don't you EXECUTE someone? :lol :lol :lol :lol

[MLE]

it's a dancing horse, that i made out of a picture of a horse that has a broken leg. press stop in your browser to see it.

[Jason]

it's a dancing horse, that i made out of a picture of a horse that has a broken leg. press stop in your browser to see it.

I see it now..interesting.

[Anonymous]

No you're not

[executioneer]

Why don't you EXECUTE someone?

CHUCKEL CHUCKLE :lol

:(

-willie

[Lenor]

Willie, dont be upset, Im not getting laid either, and one im a female and two im sexy as hell!! :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

EXECUTE LENOR :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

....THEN FUCK HER :)

[executioneer]

YEAH BUT LENORE YOU SEE YOU AT LEAST HAVE FOND (OR UNFOND W/E) MEMORIES TO LOOK BACK ON :(

-willie

[Mr. Vagiclean]

OLD MEMORIES= SO OVVERRATED :rolleyes

EXECUTION+INTERCOURSE-OLD MEMORIES+ E=MC2= FUN >:

[executioneer]

mister vagiclean I'm not so sure you're smart enough to do math >: maybe you better lay off it for a while >:

-willie

[Rongi]

Well, at least last night's space ghost was super lol :(

[Esuohlim]

Oh fucking fuck, I forgot to tape Adult Swim last night. :(

NOW I'M IN A BAD MOOD >: :(

[Rongi]

It had triumph on it 8)

[executioneer]

I think I'm going to be a mysogynist now >:

-willie

[HickMan]

Girls are just out for the money and not the sex :(

[The Retro Kat]

EAT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS! THATS THE BEST.

[executioneer]

stuff all y'all >:

-willie

[liquidstatik]

Dun be mad willie, I dun get teh secks either. :(

[executioneer]

girls make me angry esp. when they're on the rag b/c they're all bitchy and shit >:

-willie

[HickMan]

2 tru

[executioneer]

WOMEN *grumble grumble*

[MetalMilitia]

Did you try the 'wearing a hat' idea yet?

[executioneer]

many times

[MetalMilitia]

Then im stumped. :/

Oh well at least you will always have us :)

If that doesn't depress the hell out of you i dont know what will.

[Sicktodeathmx]

:(

[executioneer]

i guess i just dont understaaaaand the ladies

[glowbelly]

we are just like you only we have boobs and vaginas instead of no boobs and the ability to make a mangina.

[kellychaos]

Enlarged to show beauty of de tail.

[executioneer]

we are just like you only we have boobs and vaginas instead of no boobs and the ability to make a mangina.

i dont really understand most guys either i just get more FRUSTRATED by my inability to understand women

[HickMan]

I understand women lol I'm like a real life Will Smith guy from that movie where he gets Kevin whatever together with a woman lol thats me

[HickMan]

only white

[Helm]

I hate those fucking Nigers too.

[HickMan]

Yo yo mike check mike check!

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