What? No red carpet for my arrival?

[FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch]

What a waste of a perfectly good thread. Hm. My pathetic attempt at a greeting I guess.

So...

"Hey"

Now with that out of the way,
You may proceed with the madness.

:moon

[executioneer]

HURRAY A PERSON WITH A EXCLAMATION POINT IN THEIR NAME :(

-willie

[O71394658]

4) If you've just arrived at the forums, please don't make a typical "Hi, I'm new here!" thread. That's just asking for a verbal beatdown. We know if a person is new, if you really want people to like you, start joining in conversations and making worthwhile on-topic replies. Contrary to popular belief, there's NOTHING wrong with being a "newbie". There is, however, plenty wrong with being a "newbie who doesn't pay attention to the posting guidelines". We generally roast them over an open flame... very slowly.

[FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch]

Hm. I've never been slowly roasted before.
Sounds kinda kinky..

In my experience visiting most message boards, the "new guy" is generally ignored for a while. Maybe a mindless "Hey" thread would be enough to get people to post and make things interesting.

Oooh! Yes, a simple stupid "Hey" post! Yes, that makes sense that a "Thou Shalt Not Post Something Pointless and Stupid" law would be explained in the Guidelines.

Damn, I knew I should have read them. :suicide

[executioneer]

so edit it so that it's not stupid and pointless :( IT'S NOT TOO LATE :(

-willie

[FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch]

Hm. What should I put in the post?
I'm suffering from a brain fart.
God only hopes that it's temporary.
I will not edit my stupid and pointless post, so that I may learn from my mistake.

I will break off a switch. Who wants to beat me first?

[TeRRaNuSER]

:bestthread

[Les Waste]

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/stupidchart.txt

[kellychaos]

I will break off a switch. Who wants to beat me first?

I have a different idea. You might wanna start by lubing that switch first, though. >:

[FS]

That's an exceptionally long Y, Bobo.

Dear Freddysetcetera person, thank you for spelling "bitch" with an exclamation mark. This indicates that your posts will be a veritable gravity well of intelligence and I can safely steer clear of them. Bye! :)

[TeRRaNuSER]

finnaly that post has been made by FS

[FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch]

Wow. I appreciate the friendly replies.
It's like a nice, fuzzy, warm blanket...covered with anthrax.
Thanks. :)

[FS]

I see TeRRaNuSER has decided to start taking the offensive. Keep trying, dear boy! You'll offend someone sooner or later, or much later.

[Jeanette X]

Damn, I knew I should have read them. :suicide

You have won some respect from me for admitting you did something stupid. Perhaps the rest of the board will be as willing to forgive your mistake as well.

[FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch]

Damn, I knew I should have read them. :suicide

Perhaps the rest of the board will be as willing to forgive your mistake as well.


Blah. Doesn't really matter to me if I get the shit smacked out of me in the mosh pit.
I'm just enjoying the show. ;)

[Les Waste]

Mwa hahahahahahaha!! Prepare to be ripped a new one, NEWB!! *evil grin*

I will use my sharp verbal wit to make you wish you were never born, and make you to become MY BITCH!!!1 *evil laugh* *evil laugh*

Just try to keep up, and try to STAY ALIVE *evil laugh*

:domo :domosleep :hangman :lurker :imock :newbie :conspiracy :meat

[FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch]

If you are going to 'rip me a new one', can you please
"rip it" in a place that it will heal quickly?

I have the strangest feeling that many will wish to rip a lil' bit on my newbie ass as well..
:lol2

[Schimid]

:lol2

Honestly, only fags use this emoticon.

[FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch]

:lol2

Honestly, only fags use this emoticon.


Good to know.

See boys and girls..
Bethy learns something new everyday!
Thanks for the tip.

[Schimid]

Glad to help. :(

[Alphonse]

:lol2

Honestly, only fags use this emoticon.

Honestly, only fags quote fags who use that emoticon.

[Perndog]

:lol2

Honestly, only fags use this emoticon.

Honestly, only fags quote fags who use that emoticon.

Honestly, only fags quote fags who quote fags who use that emoticon.

[Esuohlim]

GUYS, THIS IS THE "LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT" TOPIC NOW >:

[ScruU2wice]

im edited this, cuz quoting any more would add to the retardation :/

[Supafly345]

I hope that the rest of the threads don't catch a case of idioticondria nearly as bad as this one.

[Les Waste]

Jesus Q. Christ, I'm getting fucking sick of people not knowing when I'm joking >:

[Perndog]

Jesus's middle initial was H. Get it right. :rolleyes

[Les Waste]

Maybe in YOUR religion >:

[Skulhedface]

Jesus's middle initial was H. Get it right. :rolleyes

If you want to get REALLY technical, Jesus's name wasn't even Jesus. Jesus was the Greek version. And Christ wasn't a last name, more of a title, I believe lopsided Greek for "The Messiah".

SO THERE MR. SMARTY PANTS.

[Jeanette X]

Jesus Christ was Yeshua ben-Miriam before his agent made him change his name. It sounded too Jewish. :/

(Celebirty names are to the left, birth names are to the right.)

Fred Astaire: Frederick Austerlitz
Mel Brooks: Mel Kaminsky
George Burns: Nathan Birnbaum
Sandra Dee: Alexandria Zuck
Goldie Hawn: Goldie Jean Studlendegehawn
Jerry Lewis: Jerome Levitch
Bob Dylan: Robert Zimmerman
Tony Randal: Leonard Rosenberg
Winona Ryder: Winona Laura Horowitz

[Rongi]

What's wrong with Robert Zimmerman?

[Les Waste]

I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE SO MANY JEWS IN SHOW BIZ! :eek

[Jeanette X]

What's wrong with Robert Zimmerman?
Apparently he changed it to honor the poet Dylan Thomas.