Past Avatars Thread

[Professor Cool]

Out of just plain boredom, if you up for it show some of the past avatars you had. There have been many memorable ones, like Bobo's Les Waste to the more common red x. And sometimes these little picture show a little about yourself, yeah right.

Past Avatars of Professor Cool:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NC1chMAvifsC:www.adeptsys.com/hdb/gfx/explosion.jpg

Stupid Explosion, forgot why I had it.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:HGgDoK1L-A0C:www.theentertainmentbusiness.com/Copy_of_BEAKMAN-2.jpg

Beakman, even McClain had something to say about this one :(


http://www.classicgaming.com/ummxzw/mm3/Sprites/MK-Reptile.gif

Reptile, only it moved, i also had mike tyson for awhile but i forgot where cap'n crunch sent it from.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0kBrdo7sqegC:www.moderndrunkardmagazi ne.com/images/norm.jpg

The first one i had, Cheers :/

So from these you can tell: I am a man who is need of help. Of course you could of just read my post to figure that one out.

Edit:
Your vote should be null based on the fact that you have fake Beakman as a userpic. Why didn't you just one up yourself and use the guy in the rat suit?

[Les Waste]

This is a good idea for a thread :)

I've had a boat load of avatars, and here's all the one's that I still have uploaded, and in no particular order cause I wouldn't be able to remember the order:

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/04scenestrummer06.txt
I've used this as an avatar before, although it was smaller. I also made my desktop image out of this picture. Joe Strummer is so cool.

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/CarlAvatar.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/CobraCommanderAvatar.txt
I think this is my favorite of all time :(

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/Cyrax.txt
loo

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/Lemmiwinks.txt
LEMMIWINKS :love

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/SouthParkAvatar2.txt
:(

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/abobo.txt
I used this one for a very, very long time

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/geobobo.txt
loo

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/hitler.txt
I think I used this one for like a day :(

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/jesus.txt
JESUS

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/LesFace.txt
WHO'S THIS HANDSOME FELLOW ;)

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/servo.txt


I had more too. For example, I remember I had a picture of Moltar as my avatar once, but I don't know what I named it and I'll be fucked if I'm going to look at each and every picture I uploaded.

:(

[Cap'n Crunch]

Most of mine, and Cool's Mike Tyson were on gsarchives.net, but they blocked out my IP or something. LOL

[Professor Cool]

Les, now that i remember i did have a Tom servo one, as did many people.

Cap'n, i too have been blocked, i guess, maybe the site is malfunctioning.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.stripcreator.com/images/kofightclub/gabe2.gif

The first one I had. I have no idea why. Penny Arcade is faggy shit, and this is the stupidest picture in the history of the Internet, so there you go. >:

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/1112/photo/dewey_m.jpg

LOL. Everyone hated this one, therefore I kept it as my avatar longer any other one I've had. I think three months or something. :(

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/hatkid.txt

When I make retarded comics on stripcreator, I tend to use this one the most. He's got that in-your-face attitude that says "I can stay up till 9 o'clock!" :(

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/cabinboy.txt

The only explanation I have is that I saw this movie recently when I changed it to this. I believe this one was everyone's favorite (besides secksy Al Roker :().

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/seinfeld.txt

I watched a lot of Seinfeld over the summer :(. I wanted a Kramer one but I couldn't find any good pictures. :( :(

http://forums.invisionpower.com/uploads/photo-28991.jpg

:(

[James]

I don't have most of my old ones. :( So her's a list, in no particular order.

-Animated .gif of Megaman mooning
-Picture of a can of Water Salad
-Gay Black Man
-Demon Skull
-A man with a torture device around his neck, forcing him to keep his head up, unless he wants a spike driven through his head
-Artie
-Precious Roy
-Johnny Bluejeans
-Asian Man (from the I-Mockery Super Crew)
-Animated .gif of a fake dead monster baby with "HOT LUNCH" flashing across the picture.
-Evil Betty
-Burglekutt
-Fartin raping his daughter

And I may have missed one. I have as many user pics as months I've been a part of I-Mockery.

I'm due for a new picture.

[Les Waste]

I completely forgot about the I Mockery super crew asian twinks :(

Precious Roy was the best one :(

[soundtest]

these are just the ones i've kept for more than a few days or so...

http://www.geocities.com/guail0/1.txt

lee chan sum... my first i think?

http://www.geocities.com/guail0/2.txt

or alex kidd was... i don't remember

http://www.geocities.com/guail0/3.txt

crack pipe... i always liked this one

http://www.geocities.com/guail0/4.txt

stolen from i-mockery

http://www.geocities.com/guail0/5.txt

lee chan sum

http://www.geocities.com/guail0/6.txt

lee chan sum

http://www.geocities.com/guail0/7.txt

lee chan sum

http://www.geocities.com/guail0/8.txt

requiem for a dream

[Anonymous]

lee chan sum is hot :<

[UtterParadox]

I've only had the one in my short time here. Not even sure what it is. It came up when I GISed for "Evil".

[Anonymous]

I don't even remember my old avatars except for the DDR ones and my first one when I came back.

[soundtest]

Asian businessman and Asian T1000 businessman were great.

[Professor Cool]

I've only had the one in my short time here. Not even sure what it is. It came up when I GISed for "Evil".

See the thing about past avatars, is that they have to be avatars from the past, i could give a shit about how your too new to have a new one.

[O71394658]

http://www.angelfire.com/blog/o71394658/images/nanayanagisawa.jpeg

Nanayana Sigawa

http://www.angelfire.com/blog/o71394658/images/Pulpfiction.jpg

Pulp Fiction

More hot asian women to follow.

[Skulhedface]

I don't remember ALL of mine, but these are the few I do recall:

http://www.angelfire.com/weird/darkgifs/pix-ani/beavis.gif

My first avatar.

http://www.celebwelove.com/Arnold_Schwarzenegger/thumbs/arnold_schwarzenegger1.jpg

My most recent.

http://www.rebelshaven.com/RebelsHaven/Images/Yoda/yodawalk.gif

One I'd used for about three weeks.

http://www.jdbgrphx.com/project2/gal1pics/thumbs/ttom1.jpg

Everyone else had Tom Servo avatars at the time, this one was the one I'd used.


There was one more I'd had, it was a picture of Mick Foley as Mankind, but fuck if I can remember where I'd found it.

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/MJ.txt

I had this one for a little bit when I first signed up.

http://www.gsarchives.net/nes/sprites/punchout/sodalaugh.gif

This one was the one I had for the longest.

I had an annoying flashing Popinski one for a while, which was fucking retarded. Then I changed it to a clear backround.

http://www.gsarchives.net/psx/sprites/cvsotn/Alurun_prf.gif

I had Alcuard for a little bit.

And I had that ****** with the Braces are me shirt.

I think there were a couple more too that I missed. :(

[Esuohlim]

http://www.tvdance.com/chrisfarley/images/1a.gif

If I didn't think animated GIF avatars were annoying as hell, I'd probably use this one for a while. :(

[glowbelly]

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/danceparty.gif

that's my most favoritist ever.

[Rongi]

My first one was Thom Yorke having a seizure ( I was in love with him at the time ok? Fuck you :( )

Moltar, Zorak, and Space Ghost at a table drinking coffee

Some chinese guy saying shut the fuck up :(

A baby

A picture of Thom holding up a sign that said Hail To The Theif
( I had that for like 2 secounds )

Iori banging on a DDR machine

Then another picture of radiohead except thom was giving the finger

A picture of Space Ghost at his desk ( removed later because it looked like I was McClain :( )

Martha Stewart ( don't ask )

Some old lady with a glass of red wine

My sexy Al Roker Avatar

Gothnaprep'sbody in a hat and with a pipe

And now Rorschach :rock

I probably had more, cause I am a dork :(

[Anonymous]

Asian businessman and Asian T1000 businessman were great.
Ohhh yeah...
http://www.popnko.com/portfolio/Photo%20Manips/C&P%20Connection.jpg

(The clowns are proto.) (:<)

[Professor Cool]

Rongi, what about the guy who looked like ted mcginley who was tied to the chair, then the shit faced version of him.

[Anonymous]

and megaman

[Rongi]

I remember him :(

He was turning black to poke fun at my main nigga feelevel

Oh and megaman and bass. I never got around to beating that :(

[Rongi]

Oh and les, why did you and jixby have the same title on the old boards?

[Professor Cool]

Considering that some avatars could be from the old EZ Board, here's the one i used at my old message board.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/162160/fatkid.jpg

[feelevil]

werddddddd bomb topic prof>>>>

mah 1st avatar wuz a bouncing hamburger but it showed up here as just a red X because the admins were blocking it cuz it wuz just TOO MUCH 4 this site>>> ;)

2nd wuz everybodys fav honky bad boy::

http://jennyjones.warnerbros.com/images/showstuff/greenroom/rudejude.jpg

RUDE JUDE

3rd wuz the authority summa u muthafuckaz be NNEEDIN @tha time:>>

http://jennyjones.warnerbros.com/images/showstuff/greenroom/raymondmoses.jpg

Sgt. RAMON MOSES

>: THE PAIN IS A COMIN >:

n finally i RIP wit pac :pac

n 4 ol skool ol timesake>>>>

http://www.nd.edu/~bkerwin/tupac.gif

PEACE.
l;hsd

[Professor Cool]

Were'nt those signature pics?

[Les Waste]

Oh and les, why did you and jixby have the same title on the old boards?
Cause there was this douche who posted on the old, ezboards name Bad Mr. Frosty who would brag about how he set off fireworks in the Wal Mart he worked at and how that was such a great practical joke and how he had to get his mullet cut cause he was jerking off and got jizz in his hair lol.

As his name was Bad Mr. Frosty, he had the title The Ice King, and immediately after he requested it in the custom title request thread, I jokingly (meaning: in all caps) requested the same title. Then Jixby did it too, cause it was the thing to do.

[Carnivore]

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Buddy_Christ.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Decepticon.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Sigil.JPG

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Soundwave.gif
We didn't have to resize photos back on the old board.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Thundercleese.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Wolf2.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Pirate2.JPG
Remember Pirate Week?

The following are old signatures photos.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Carnivore.gif

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Explode.gif

[glowbelly]

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/pirate.jpg

PIRATE FACE WEEK!!

i'm nekkid :(

[Geggy]

I remember my first avatar. :obey

[The Retro Kat]

I don't change much, so here is my only other one:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:GSXzFYdxb3YC:users.adelphia.net/~bpmonk/images/towlie9.gif

[FS]

I'm going through my old avatars (the ones I still have and are cool) RIGHT NOW. >:

Though right now I made an exception for Keen because he kicks ass. :(

[sloth]

The super crew were awesome. Where did they come from?

[Pub Lover]

http://www.geocities.com/pubicpublover/Jamesmanblackman.txt
This was Jamesman's naked gay ****** pic, he sent me the full pic I've been emotionally wrecked ever since.

http://www.geocities.com/pubicpublover/rog.txt
Back when I first joinned I-mock, all of a year & a month ago, or there about, it was very close I seem to remember, & I was a stupid newb... yeah, anyway I didn't really know who this hot chick was who had won eBay for the first time & had got this Cookie Monster shirt. So I made a comment & all, & got all freaked out when I figured out who she was, much as mike did recently, but I'd already procured this mockery of one of her showcase pics as something cool, & at the time I considered such pics of Rog unique which is weird considering I had read through the entire site by that point. I wanted to use it on the EZboards as my avatar, but because I hadn't yet learned how to beat Geocities hetrosexuality it red exed really quickly & I got an admonisment from kingboy admin, himself, about it. So I went back to leaching this pic from his site:

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/onmymind-square.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/onmymind.asp)I dunno why I chose this as my first avatar, it probably was me showing solidarity & respect for the site, & I did think I was intelligent back then, even though it was after the breakdown, so that may of been why I chose the brain. It actually took me a few minutes to find that pic, & I now see it's from a Max Burbank article which just screams why I would of chosen it. And reading the addendum to the article implies that I need help.

I dunno if it's cos I'm so drunk, but my hand is flashing accross my key board too fast for me to follow it. :o

http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/stuart2.txt
This pic was linked to, but due to hosting issues never became an actual avatar of mine, the reason it's included is because a) it's still on my geocites, & b) the faboulous entity that was Daisyhead suggested it for me, before her untimely banning. She is still remembered for many things... I dunno why as many newbs have followed (& preceded) her act on this multi-generational forum.

http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/creepy_clown.txt
The face of this clown became my cyber face for a few months, & the reasons for this were:
AChimp, mainly. I'd decided to follow one of his spam attempts & I found TDB (http://www.thedailybull.ca/) (which I do recommend as the little monkey can be funny on occasion), but the forums turned me to the dark side of the internet, I searched for the most depraved images that my puny mind could concoct a search string for, & in each & every one there was to be found this creepy clown. I hate clowns by the way, they fill me with a fear that can only be understood if you too have cultivated such a fear from late adolecence.
http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/avatar2.txt
This is me looking like my dad, I don't think I used this more than a few days.

http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/gif/brcov.gif
At some point on EZboard I had this, I think it was after King Mocker-Baby bitched about people leaching his bandwidth, so I did some random 'brain' search to find a replacement.

There was the pic of late of some Ryan Stiles/I-Mockery... no, wait I mean that, oh fuck my mind is freezing up... John Cleese... MONTY PYTHON... some guy from monty python, I forget his name now... but it looks a bit like him... Eric Idle? No. Um... where was I? Yeah, OK, it was a pic that Eric found & hosted for me, & as he has done some crazy name change to Pop'n'igger or something, I dunno if the image still has a path...

& of course my current one is me showing you all my nipple so you can feel equally sick & disgusted as I do everyday.

[AChimp]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/chimp.gif

Surprise. I've kept the same avatar for the last three years, with the exception of the following photoshops:

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/prisonchimp.gif
Prison Chimp
This was the first Photoshop that I can remember. I think I was stolen by another message board, so Cherry rescued me. This was a few months after I arrived here. Back then, everyone thought this was awesome photoshopping.

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/blah.gif
Yoda Chimp
This was the next photoshop that I remember doing in anticipation of the release of Episode I. The red X symbolizes the fact that I no longer have this image. :(

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/warchimp.gif
General Chimp

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/chimp_uw.gif
Ultimate Warrior Chimp

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/blah.gif
General Kael Chimp

These two are from the first Mock War and the miserable failure of Team Mock Wars. I got stuck with roonting in the team wars and he backstabbed me then disappeared.

I beat Carni, though, and he gave me permission to kick ass with his mask. Then everyone started using it. >: I don't have that image anymore, either.

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/chimp2.gif
I was going to change my avatar to this about a year and a half ago, but Hobo said my current one was better.

[Anonymous]

I would like to state, for the record:

Chimp didn't beat Carni, I did.
Chimp was not responsible for the masks becoming popular, I was.

[mew barios]

oh a thread. i will post innit.

http://www.mindspring.com/~jjjwest/mewsremains.gif http://home.earthlink.net/~akumajo/feral.gif http://home.earthlink.net/~akumajo/aport0.gif http://home.earthlink.net/~akumajo/rainb0.gif http://home.earthlink.net/~akumajo/zhigi.gif

i miss bein a bat. :o i'm sure there were more than that but i dun remember.

[Rongi]

who is the laydee with the blue hair?

[AChimp]

I did beat Carni in Round 2.5 >:

And I was the only one who got permission to use the mask. >:

[The Retro Kat]

http://www.infinitybeyond.com/resdog2.jpg

That's my other message board one.

[ScruU2wice]

thats what it is? its so small on the other board :(

http://ppoulet.free.fr/explosion.gif
i had this for the longest

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/321343/tmntzap.gif
meh....

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/321343/pirate.gif
i like this one better in my sig

http://www.pekori.jp/~emonoya/monster/2/ibm/crab.gif
This is on a different board...

[glowbelly]

http://www.geocities.com/glowbelly/belly.txt

that's going waaaaaaaaaaay back

[soundtest]

that's going waaaaaaaaaaay back

:eek :love

whoa now i know why some are so nostalgic for the old days of this board

[Command Prompt]

thats hotter than the american beauty tummy :)

[Anonymous]

I did beat Carni in Round 2.5 >:
I beat Carni, though...Then everyone started using [the mask].
Everyone was using the mask during round 2. Therefore, you are a LIAR.

Oh, and Carni won round 2.5 anyway, lie-y mcliarton. I remember; I made his Carniwhores.

[Professor Cool]

More Oldies!


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:7g9bjboTC3cC:www.januscompany.com/crow.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:dXPNmUd8dVMC:www.kwcinema.kataweb.it/foto/memento-film_l.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0BYEZTuPRwIC:users.rcn.com/mmehres/UES%25209-8%2520Dancing%2520Fool.JPG

[Immortal Goat]

Man, now I'm interested in seeing what Glowbelly's was, but all I'm getting is a stupid red "X". >: >: >:

[AChimp]

QUIT TRYING TO CHANGE MY VERSION OF EVENTS, CHOJIN. >:

[pjalne]

http://www.stripcreator.com/images/kofightclub/gabe2.gif

The first one I had. I have no idea why.(

Liar! Your first avatar was Steve Urkel. I remember because I instantly hated you. And then I started confusing you with Rongi and hated you both. And then I confused you and Rongi with Captain Robo, which didn't help.

I like you guys now, though. Sorry I hated you.

[Schimid]

Liar! Your first avatar was Steve Urkel. I remember because I instantly hated you. And then I started confusing you with Rongi and hated you both. And then I confused you and Rongi with Captain Robo, which didn't help.

I like you guys now, though. Sorry I hated you.

I did the same thing. Except replace "Robo" with "Crunch." :(

[Esuohlim]

Liar! Your first avatar was Steve Urkel.

Oh that's right. I forgot about it since I don't think I kept it for more than a day.

And Crunch used to be the only one on the board I hated, but now he got cool somehow. :(

[Rongi]

He's still got the whine

But he's 'improved' :/

[The Retro Kat]

I remember when you came to the boards, Rongi, all we would do was flame...that was fucking great.

[Professor Cool]

those were the days...