Carni's new pad

[Carnivore]

So, I'm moved into my new place, settled pretty comfortably. I decided I'd show off the new pad a room at a time. Any Mockers who come up this way are more than welcome to crash here.

Tonight, I present the living room shot from four different angles.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/LR.JPG
Note the leather sofa, chair, and Demotivators® from Despair, Inc. (http://www.despair.com/index.html) on the wall.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/LR2.JPG
Shot two showcases the 55" widescreen TV. The leather chair and ottoman are visible in the lower left corner, as is the sliding door to the balcony.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/LR3.JPG
This third shot also features the TV, as well as another Demotivator® framed lithograph.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/LR4.JPG
And shot four shows the closet, our DVD collection, the door to the apartment, and my shoes on the floor.

Another room will be shown on Monday. I'm working 24 hours tomorrow and have decided not to take pictures of any room that isn't completely finished, and we do still have pictures to hang and... stuff.

So... yeah.

Eat meat :meat

[Professor Cool]

That's the kinda style my place is like, except for your big screen TV, and replace the Demotivators with some artwork my ex made, wait those are Demotivators :(

Nice place, nevertheless.

[ScruU2wice]

is that a bag of lays potato chips i see on your table? :yum

[Carnivore]

Ummmm... no. I do have a bag in the kitchen, though. With dip! :pac

[Alphonse]

The flowers on the table are a nice touch. :)

Nice place. :)

[Rongi]

How the FUCK did you afford such a bitchin tv :(?

[AChimp]

Fucking dead people bought all this? :(

[glowbelly]

necrophilia NEVER pays >:

[kahljorn]

I'm going to rob Carni's pad.

[Carnivore]

Sorry, but it's a gated community. You won't be stealin' shit!

Plus, I can't imagine anyone stealthy enough to sneak that beast of a TV out without someone noticing.

Dead people don't miss the cash from their wallets, Chimp ;)

[Mockery]

I convinced him to buy that T.V. :)

It's almost reason enough to visit you in Boston.............. almost :lol2

[Ninjavenom]

You don't have nearly enough crap on your walls to cover up all that grody white. :o

[mburbank]

Carni; Where you living exactly? You can pm me if you don't want any of these unwashed bastards knowing where you live.

Is Crazy still Salem stating it?

[Carnivore]

Living in Dracut and no, she's not at Salem State :(

[mburbank]

When did Dracut get gated communities?

I knew this guy in high school who used to raise his fist and shout "Dracut Pride". He was funny as hell.

[Protoclown]

Nice place, Jeff. Killer TV and the wall art couldn't be better. I'm sooooo going to take you up on that offer to crash there someday.

[TeRRaNuSER]

Me too.

[AChimp]

I think I'll just show up one day to use your bathroom. :)

[Command Prompt]

Yeah right, last year, I believe you the one who ran all over campus and jizzed all over the toliet seats on the last day of school >:
There is like 50 bathrooms, how much cream did you have to drink to pull that off?

[Carnivore]

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/BR.JPG
Here's the bathroom Chimp will be using.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Kitchen2.JPG
Here's the kitchen including ghetto-style folding table (temporary, I assure you).

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Kitchen.JPG
And here's another angle.

Two more rooms to showcase, coming soon.

[Jixby Phillips]

temporary, I assure you

OH PHEW :eek

[TeRRaNuSER]

Best
Pad
Ever

[Hugh_Bristic]

The female touches are... I want to use "amusing," but perhaps endearing is a more apt word.

[TeRRaNuSER]

The newbie post was... I want to use the word "amusing," but perhaps YOU SUCK is more apt.

word~

[Anonymous]

Hugh's been here for years. Why did noob show you this place again, Chokes-On-Ding-A-Longs?

[TeRRaNuSER]

reguardless of how long he has been here that was a stupid post and actually first time i came to i-mockery was about 2 years ago although im told it was a diffrent board.

and dont blame noob you faggot he was the first one to tell me to leave.

[Jixby Phillips]

more like I don't hate you and want you to know it, I'm just an asshole!

[glowbelly]

hugh is a GIRL

dur.

[Hugh_Bristic]

Damnit, glowbelly. You completely soiled my well thought out, arduous reply, which was:

I hardly doubt you're in any position to call my posts stupid. But since you may be a stand up guy and my dick's bigger than yours anyway, I'll let it slide.

How long will I have to wait before I can use that one again, huh? HUH?

[glowbelly]

well, i could call you stupid, but you're gonna have to change that bit about your dick being bigger than mine.

there's just NO way.

[Hugh_Bristic]

Already a few moves ahead of you, my little pawn:

I hardly doubt you're in any position to call me stupid. But since you may be a stand up person and I can piss farther than you, I'll let it slide.


Now, can't I just go back to observing the feminine brushes of Carni's "pad"? I only wanted peace.

[glowbelly]

of course.

but i can pee further than you too...it goes without saying, what with my huge dick and all.

[TeRRaNuSER]

we can pretend that came directly after my post, I ignore jixby anyway -_-

[glowbelly]

that's the stupidest thing you could ever do >:

[Protoclown]

i can piss myself

[Hugh_Bristic]

This thread is going off in too many tangents. I refuse to let the megalomaniac and the wetter ruin suck me in.

On the upshot: Hi, guys. It's been a long time.

[TeRRaNuSER]

ROFFELS WHOS THIS PROTOCLOWN FAG WHAT A N00BY LoLZz

[Anonymous]

go away

[McClain]

Seriously. What a douchefuck.

[Hugh_Bristic]

Who the fuck is this McClain character? Go away NEWBIE; you say stupid things!

[imported_Hollycaust]

Hi, do you have this for a room? If so, hit me up. Thanks.

http://www.furniturefind.com/images/TSBerry/6405Qa.jpg

[Carnivore]

I'll hit you up. I'll hit you upside the head with a nine iron. >:

[Buffalo Tom]

Wow, that TV looks like it would be excellent for watching good hockey games. Too bad Boston doesn't have a team that plays good hockey.

[Anonymous]

reguardless of how long he has been here that was a stupid post and actually first time i came to i-mockery was about 2 years ago although im told it was a diffrent board.

and dont blame noob you faggot he was the first one to tell me to leave.

I agree. After all, Hugh's post was certainly no "Best Pad Ever".