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James
Sep 7th, 2003, 02:09 AM
Some of you may remember my previous attempts to make this board fun again.

This forum needs more attention from the likes of those who are funny, have Photoshop, and can make funny photoshops.

So, here's what we're going to do: Once every few weeks, I (because I'm the one doing this, and we don't need a bunch of other faggots making their own threads like this) will decide on a theme. Then, all you folks bust out the Photoshop, and create images based on that theme. So there will usually be a great deal of freedom (unless it's specified you have to use one or more specific images).

Of course, there are a few things to keep in mind:

Humor: It has to be funny. I mean, it'd be kickass if you made a Photoshop that looked totally badass, but don't make an image that is just really gay.

Skill: There's a reason why it's a Photoshop dealy, and not something to do with MS Paint or bright red text. Use the options available to you to clean up images, make them match, and so on. Of course, there's plenty of funny to be had with a sloppy image, if done right. But I'm just trying to discourage the gaymos from trying to be amusing.

So, yeah. We WILL have fun with this.

The first theme we'll start off with is: "Something's Wrong in the World of Baseball." Take images dealing with baseball games or other baseball-related stuff and go to work.

I'll have something up in a few days, hopefully. And you all better, too.

Professor Cool
Sep 7th, 2003, 02:15 AM
I tried that with Movie posters and nobody came except you. :(

Les Waste
Sep 7th, 2003, 02:18 AM
NO >:



http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/RadarClaws.txt




>:

Professor Cool
Sep 7th, 2003, 02:25 AM
LOL Les, you have to send me all your sitcom super pals sometime...

FS
Sep 7th, 2003, 06:28 AM
Or make a page for them >:

Radarine :love Add a "snikt" sound effect.

FartinMowler
Sep 7th, 2003, 09:25 AM
I like fun :)

CaptainBubba
Sep 7th, 2003, 12:00 PM
I'm bumping this because some 6 year old girl bumped every other damn thread on this page and this one needs first position.

Esuohlim
Sep 7th, 2003, 12:56 PM
http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/baseball/199910/10/38008fe5003b4/baseball.jpg
THIS

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/baseball.txt
BECOMES THIS

WHAT DO I WIN? >:

eggyolk
Sep 7th, 2003, 05:04 PM
A punch in the face.

Les Waste
Sep 7th, 2003, 05:55 PM
You might see all the sitcom super pals soon at www.novirginsallowed.com/adultswim provided that Kon doesn't think they're too gay.

Esuohlim
Sep 7th, 2003, 06:45 PM
Everyone should go to that site right now and read everything. And read the stuff I wrote twice. >:

Rongi
Sep 7th, 2003, 06:59 PM
Doug's comic about Adult Swim made me lol out loud :(

And I love the rebuttals :love

James
Sep 7th, 2003, 07:55 PM
Here's something crappy I did really quick, just to get the ball rolling.

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/Baseball01.txt

FreakinStrange
Sep 7th, 2003, 08:01 PM
Leatherface is a bitch I could kick his ass

Command Prompt
Sep 8th, 2003, 01:00 AM
LOLOLOL THATS HILARIOUS JAMESMAN

Command Prompt
Sep 8th, 2003, 01:01 AM
HE SHOULDN'T BE SO BITTER THE BALLS ARE MADE OF SYNTHETIC LEATHER

Jixby Phillips
Sep 8th, 2003, 04:51 AM
http://www.geocities.com/jixby_phillips/Baseball01.txt

glowbelly
Sep 8th, 2003, 05:58 AM
jixby's is the best so far :)

Esuohlim
Sep 8th, 2003, 04:41 PM
http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/baseball2.txt

Jixby Phillips
Sep 8th, 2003, 11:13 PM
FUCK

curiositykillz
Sep 9th, 2003, 06:14 PM
ok... i know this picture can look alot better but i just got off work and didnt want to make it perfect. So here you go........

ORIGINAL:
http://www.v0d.org/images/kills%20a%20domo.jpg

MY VERSION:
http://members.cox.net/curiositykillz/KillsaBBALL.jpg[/img]

James
Sep 9th, 2003, 06:22 PM
I give up. You guys have fun with your captions. >:

curiositykillz
Sep 9th, 2003, 06:24 PM
I give up. You guys have fun with your captions. >:

i used photoshop... thx. i did what i could. just cuz the bottom has a line doesnt mean photoshop wasnt involved. That picture is photoshopped how many times now??? You said to use a baseball player which... is not really a good subject. so if you want to give up.. go right ahead.

CaptainBubba
Sep 9th, 2003, 06:26 PM
If I had any photoshopping skill I would participate but the best I can honestly do is probably my avatar or one of the old "I must be gay" pics. :(

James
Sep 9th, 2003, 08:38 PM
i used photoshop... thx. i did what i could. just cuz the bottom has a line doesnt mean photoshop wasnt involved. That picture is photoshopped how many times now??? You said to use a baseball player which... is not really a good subject. so if you want to give up.. go right ahead.

You're a huge re-re. Plain and simple.

Bubba, you won't get any better unless you try.

I just didn't realize that so many people were lacking the program or inept in skill. I'm far frm being all that good, and even I can whip something up in a few minutes. :/

But, whatever. I just get sick of seeing captions all the time. I want funny pictures. :(

Cap'n Crunch
Sep 9th, 2003, 09:36 PM
What the fuck is a re-re? :lol

CaptainBubba
Sep 9th, 2003, 10:17 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-2/102503/BASEBALLMADEFUN.jpg

:/ I plan to make a better one when I dont have homework and it isnt past 10.

edit: It wont show today because I had to upload Crunch's new avatar and im over my filesize limit. >:

Anonymous
Sep 10th, 2003, 01:55 AM
http://www.popnko.com/imock/the_fox_steals_home.jpg

James
Sep 10th, 2003, 02:12 AM
:lol

WINNAR

sadie
Sep 10th, 2003, 03:52 AM
heh. cute logo, too, chojin.

pjalne
Sep 10th, 2003, 05:36 AM
I wish I could join in these, but it's just too much hassle when you don't have an internet connection where you live.

agroskaterik
Sep 10th, 2003, 08:54 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/344076/baseballguygun.jpg

Les Waste
Sep 10th, 2003, 09:35 PM
http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/00BASEBALL.txt

pjalne
Sep 11th, 2003, 08:56 AM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/344076/baseballguygun.jpg

Must kill... the queen.

Les Waste
Sep 11th, 2003, 10:27 AM
:lol SUPAR LOO!

Tree
Sep 11th, 2003, 03:29 PM
I thought I clicked the I-Mockery forums link not the Something Awful forums link :(

executioneer
Sep 12th, 2003, 05:40 AM
HEY, TREE IS SUPRISED TO SEE PHOTOSHOPS IN THE PHOTOSHOPS FORUM :eek I'M SUPRISED TOO :eek

-willie

Anonymous
Sep 12th, 2003, 06:45 AM
http://www.popnko.com/imock/attackboy.jpg

I couldn't find anything good for batboy to attack :<

agroskaterik
Sep 12th, 2003, 04:43 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/344076/baseballfart.jpg

curiositykillz
Sep 12th, 2003, 08:16 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/344076/baseballfart.jpg

haha right on. I give that one five stars!

Schimid
Sep 12th, 2003, 08:20 PM
i dont.

agroskaterik
Sep 13th, 2003, 10:08 AM
she does :(

Professor Cool
Sep 25th, 2003, 04:35 AM
Comeon James, do another Photoshop Phunjinks! GODDAMIT JAMES