I-MOCKERY ACTION FIGURE CONTEST RESULTS POSTED! [Archive]

Mockery

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:21 AM

After 2 days of going through all the entries, formatting the photos, and getting the commentary written up, the results of I-Mockery's "Make Your Own Action Figure!" contest are now up for your viewing pleasure! Thanks to those of you who took the time to turn in an entry.

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I-MOCKERY ACTION FIGURE CONTEST RESULTS POSTED!
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Contests/Action-Figures/Results

-RoG-

McClain

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:27 AM

FUCK YEAH! I FINALLY WON A CONTEST!

Cap'n Crunch

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:29 AM

Perndog

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:35 AM

Hm..lessee...maybe there might be a difference between doing some actual assembly work, being creative, and submitting an interesting and amusing backstory instead of piling random shit up and sticking a face on top.

...Naw. Couldn't be.

EDIT:

capncrunchSOCK: WAS THAT AIMED FOR MINE, OR THE 2ND PLACE?
capncrunchSOCK: WTF

:lol

EDIT 2:

capncrunchSOCK: I REALLY HATE YOU.
Pernthedog: I know
capncrunchSOCK: FUCKER
capncrunchSOCK: GO READ HARRY POTTER
Pernthedog: I finished the whole series twice, I'm reading Dune now
capncrunchSOCK: OKAY, FUCKER.
Pernthedog: you sound angry
Pernthedog: is something wrong?
capncrunchSOCK: OKAY, YOU FUCKING PUSSY.
Pernthedog: do you mean you're okay, or okay, something's wrong?
capncrunchSOCK: I WANT TO PISS ON YOUR FACE.

I think the boy is angry.

Les Waste

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:39 AM

Yeah no kidding Crunch, you just stacked stuff one finds under the sink in the bathroom and drew a mean face on it. WTF.

Dudefather's was kickass.

Cap'n Crunch

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:40 AM

Mockery

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:41 AM

Bitching isn't going to get you anywhere Cap'n. We have 4 judges who each vote on their top 3 favorite entries. No judge voted for yours. I don't agree with every vote completely, but I play fair and whichever entries received the most votes got their placement. And yes, Dudefather definitely deserved 1st place.

AChimp

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:44 AM

I should have gotten a separate page for my entry since you enjoy deleting posts. >:

Anonymous

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:47 AM

You're just lucky you didn't get a "slap on the wrist" ban for you entry, Achimp.

FreePablo

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:48 AM

Pfffffft.

Triangulor would totally kick all their asses.

AChimp

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:51 AM

My wrist is already sore, thank you very much. :(

Command Prompt

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:55 AM

The best ones were the ones that sucked on purpose.
I thought for sure someone would draw a face on thier penis and take a picture or somehow incorporate more human nudity.

Perndog

Sep 8th, 2003, 12:56 AM

If only I had a webcam...if only...

Anonymous

Sep 8th, 2003, 01:00 AM

I thought for sure someone would draw a face on thier penis and take a picture or somehow incorporate more human nudity.

Oh, I see. You thought I was talking about Achimp's barbarian entry.

AChimp

Sep 8th, 2003, 01:05 AM

I would have done that, but my camera doesn't have a wide enough shot.

Har har.

Perndog

Sep 8th, 2003, 01:07 AM

I must've missed what happened - I didn't know Chimp entered anything else, and I'm guessing I won't find out either.

TeRRaNuSER

Sep 8th, 2003, 04:05 AM

when will the nameless bunny of death be in stores near me?

Sep 8th, 2003, 04:52 AM

-There was definitely no contest there, the bunny was king.

-Why does a person named Andrew Stone have two dildos and nipple clamps?

-It makes me sad when people try to reference as much stuff from the site as they can to win; in this case, guy with Pickleman drawing.

-Where was Lars' entry? No purple monster :(

Ninjavenom

Sep 8th, 2003, 05:58 AM

Triangulor would totally kick all their asses.

:love :love :love

I got first loser entry! 8-)

I totally didn't expect Dudefather's to kick that much ass, though. It was of mind numbing awesomeness. :o

pissed off salesman

Sep 8th, 2003, 06:17 AM

Slorbvees demands that you inflict wounds upon yourself!

UtterParadox

Sep 8th, 2003, 07:19 AM

You know, I had a CHANCE with the last one. But THIS one required actual motor skills... That, and I don't have that much useless crap around my house.

Anonymous

Sep 8th, 2003, 09:18 AM

Haha, what'd Cap'n do?

But, as for the winners:
SPOON INCIDENT? LOL! "SPOOOOON!" WTF WHY SPOON WHAT A NUT :lol
But, yeah, aside from that it was the best. I don get the #2 winner, but I'm gla you're at least usin a panel of judges now. Even if said judges are crusty sock puppets with high-pitched versions of your voice :<

Mockery

Sep 8th, 2003, 10:35 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/contests/action-figures/results/steven-posey.jpg

How did you know? :(

Anyway, yeah, I've had judges for 3 contests now. I'm just glad that the Nameless Bunny got 1st place because I really do think it deserved it.

Some of my other favorites were the slutty wood nymph, liquidor, and Slorbvees & Zorba (seen above).

Anonymous

Sep 8th, 2003, 11:00 AM

I must've missed what happened - I didn't know Chimp entered anything else, and I'm guessing I won't find out either.

You certainly won't figure out unless you pick up on my sarcasm.

TeRRaNuSER

Sep 8th, 2003, 11:31 AM

sarcasm.. here? never. :conspiracy

the_dudefather

Sep 8th, 2003, 01:29 PM

thanks for your votes judges, and for everyone who likes the figure.

its good i didnt give the bastard legs otherwise it would be going after the ark of the coventant in an effort to destroy mankind or something.

now the nameless bunny of death will be prodly sitting on top of my tv (providing tv reception through its antenna) in the knowledge that its an award winning piece of crap.

Mockery

Sep 8th, 2003, 02:14 PM

Congrats dudefather. Email me your mailing address and I'll send out your prize in the next week or so.

webmaster@i-mockery.com

TeRRaNuSER

Sep 8th, 2003, 02:21 PM

you mean to tell me you get a prize for making a bunny antena :rock

Rev. Danno

Sep 8th, 2003, 03:52 PM

When's th e next contest? I need to get my name and Picture on the losers page again... soon!
You like mine -RoG-? Who the hell voted against me?
Was it that 'equally as rubber faced freak as you" wife?
Was it proto?
Jaeger?
I'll find out, and then do nothing...
I'm just glad I could ad a bit of smut to I-mockery.com

Spectre X

Sep 8th, 2003, 03:55 PM

Dudefather, you fully deserved that award, the Bunny was awesomeness incarnate.

the_dudefather

Sep 8th, 2003, 05:14 PM

thanks very much. your kind words make my heart smile.

there was a battle picture i diddnt submit due to file size and its general irrelivantness (is that a real word?)

interesting fact. long ago the bunny was a chessy puppet i stole from safeway (it was july, and it was an easter thang) once i saw the contest details i searched the house for ideas, and i saw the puppet. it knew its fate.

why i stole this puppet. i dunno, i work there, and they stole my sanitity, so its only fair.

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follow the white rabbit. just dont get too close.

Girrvusensu

Sep 8th, 2003, 05:22 PM

The emo parody dude and the cenobite had alot more effort and skill put into em :/

Mockery

Sep 8th, 2003, 05:26 PM

The cenobite was created before the contest was announced, so it's not like he made it for the contest. Furthermore, it wasn't very creative... it's just copying a pre-existing character. And creativity was the main thing that the entries were judged on. The emo dude was very nicely done, but it wasn't all that creative. Perhaps if he had a weapon or something else to make him more interesting he would've placed higher.