MOCKERS WHO KNOW CHICAGO

[mburbank]

I'm going to be on the Mancow in the Morning show on WKQX at 8:40 Eastern Standard time, Wed. 9/18.

From doing a little internet research, I gather he is a shockjock and fairly big time. I read his guest list and lets just say they are mostly more impressive than I am.

Any of you folks heard him? What's he like?

[Protoclown]

I met Chicago once. He's kind of an asshole.

[mburbank]

I'm sure you'll be shocked to know this wasn't all that helpful. I'm emailing Sspad.

[Protoclown]

FINE BE THAT WAY >:







JERK >:

[mburbank]

Oh, hey, listen, thanks for ruining this thread.

[Protoclown]

Thanks for putting it here for me to ruin and filling the empty void in my shallow, meaningless existence.

[mburbank]

your welcome

[Protoclown]

start another one :(

[Big McLargehuge]

He's controversial :eek

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33972

[george]

second tier howard stern, or if you ever heard them Opey and Anthony were a bit funnier version of this guys show. depending on WHY you are going on the show, you should be able to handle things with ease.

still none of them are don and mike. no sir they aint.

[imported_Hollycaust]

Pop... Six... Squish... Uhuh... Cicero... Lipschitz

[executioneer]

lol @ hollycaust :lol

-willie

[Generator86]

VERY similar to Howard Stern (female co-host who's shocked by everything he says, brain-dead devoted fans). He's full of lame-ass sexual innuendo, has(or had, I don't get up early enough to listen) a penchant for professional wrestling, and a sidekick named Turd. An utter waste of morning radio.

[Anonymous]

hey max what are you gunna be on there for? something in particular? how did this come about/shitlikethat/etc

[Jixby Phillips]

He won a contest I bet :eek

[Stabby]

What generator said.

He claims to hate Stern, but tries to be just like him. Only he misses some of the subtlety of Stern in favor of just sounding like ass by yelling such hillarious quips as "fag" and "dick". He tries to be controversial by being an ignorant ass but has no valid opinions on any topic. Just basically a loud moron like that one drunken frat guy who thinks he a political comedian. I had the great pleasure of meeting this chromosone-missing retard; he probably still wears his goatee and Hawaiian shirt. All 'morning zoo' radio jocks are the same though, you'll figure him out quick.

[Pliers the Goron King]

HI SI THIS WHER I CAN BUY GROCREIES BECAUSE I AM HUNGRY. BUT NOT NOMRAL GROCERIES BECAUSE GORON'S EAT ROCKS.

[executioneer]

hi captain robot :(

-willie

[Les Waste]

supar loo

[James]

Pop... Six... Squish... Uhuh... Cicero... Lipschitz

I'm seriously starting to wish you really weren't a character. :(

[mburbank]

Doops, apparently Mancow is huge William Shatner fan and has him on the show regularly. Either Mancow or someone on staff read my Shatner Stalker piece and really liked it. Hence the interview.

I like that piece but sometimes I feel like it's the only thing I've ever written.

[glowbelly]

then maybe you should write another one :)

[mburbank]

I don't know why I didn't think of that

[glowbelly]

i do :eek

[Eternal_Champion]

why?

[Protoclown]

Yeah, THAT was worth clicking "Submit" over.

[mburbank]

When I go on the show I am going to tell Mancow how great this board used to be and how much it sucks now.

[Darryl]

Max, I used to watch 'Fox & Friends,' the morning show on Fox News, and Mancow used to have a segment every day. The show is on from 6-9am, but I don't remember when the segment was scheduled in the show...

I went to foxnews.com:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/81507/94_14_132_ff_mancow.jpg
Mancow Video Vault (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,96712,00.html)
I couldn't get the video to work, but right now I have to pick my wife up from work so I can't fiddle with it...

[mburbank]

Wife? How did I miss you getting married?

More to the point of the post, what did you think of the guy?

[Professor Cool]

I use to listen to him, but it gets old, and now i sleep during that time but I'll tune in to hear your thing Max.

Note: He is an asshole, and if you don't keep him interested he'll let you go and put on some phone pranks instead.

[Schimid]

I like Kirk, Mark, and Lopez. :(

[ScruU2wice]

they did a whole segment on fox news on who would be crazy enough to marry Mancow Muller. i rarely listen to his show but ill make an exception for you because i ruined your thread :lol

[imported_Hollycaust]

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes we both
Oh yes we both
Oh yes, we both reached for
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun
Oh yes, we both reached for the gun
For the gun.

[executioneer]

OMG SHUT UP THAT SONG IS TOO CATCHY >:

-willie

[Darryl]

Wife? How did I miss you getting married?

More to the point of the post, what did you think of the guy?

His on-air 'performance' was transparent. I could tell that he came to work that day, and his primary job duties were to have high energy and yell about stuff. He always talked about wanting to have sex with Edie and always mentioned something about her husband. Edie is the chick on the Fox & Friends show. When they can see through your schtick, it becomes less engaging. Embroider that on your doily.

And, yes, I got married. It is proof to you guys who are pessimistic about your love life: if a wonderful woman can love a wretch like me, then there is hope for all of you.

[James]

http://www.mysteryaction.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/tractorcat.gif

[Buffalo Tom]

I like that piece but sometimes I feel like it's the only thing I've ever written.

Now you know how William Shatner feels like. :(

[mburbank]

OMG, He told! He promised he'd never tell!

[Anonymous]

Someone better get some kinda audio clippy of this and post it. Or do you think they'll send you a tape of it Burbank?