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Anonymous
Sep 8th, 2003, 06:53 PM
ok... im playing a game about what? lets say.. i give people there papers... i trow papers at little dogs... and... why is this funny you think? why the fuck play a game about being a... paper boy? well i thought the same... but in my drunken hase... i gave it a go any way.. ok.. first we se.. paper boy is the hero and vrap like that on a news paper.. great great... now we see some stuff..
and now... im on my bicycle(i dont know if thats speled right or this is but hey! im drunk... REALY REALY REALY DRUNK!) well.. back ot the game... if i get hit by a dog... i fall of my bicycle! OH GOD THE HORROR!!! AAAAAH THE PAIN..... ok...... to many fungy´s for joe here... still.. i whould think the damn dog whould get more hurt then the paper boy... bot... what the hell.. well... we made the first part... and now im shuting the emulator down.. goign for a walk.. and now i think of all i learned... if your on a bicycle.. youll fall of it if a dog runs into you!... i know a lot of u are goign to think what is this crap?!? well lets say.. i drank WAAAAY to much beer..... goodnight!
Rongi
Sep 8th, 2003, 06:58 PM
I'd being willing to bet ANYTHING that he's not even old enough to drink.
Generator86
Sep 8th, 2003, 10:36 PM
That guy couldn't have been drunk. Just ignorant, or stupid, or trying to be funny and failing.
FS
Sep 9th, 2003, 02:52 PM
Way to go Boogie, you grammar nazi :rolleyes
Bennett
Sep 9th, 2003, 03:00 PM
anyone who's ever been scorned by a lover and written a hasty late night e-mail knows that that is not the typing of a drunken person. or anyone who's received said letter, in that case.
BaronVonBoner
Sep 9th, 2003, 05:25 PM
Why would someone who isnt drunk actually take the time to write that piece of shit?
Case closed.
CaptainBubba
Sep 9th, 2003, 06:32 PM
Because people who drink at an age where is it not permitted find unbelievable pleasure in telling everyone who will listen about their drinking endevours. The same goes for sex under age 18.

And I agree. This is definitely not the writing of a drunken person which makes it that much more sad.
Perndog
Sep 9th, 2003, 07:44 PM
There is not enough drunk writing going on around here.
Generator86
Sep 10th, 2003, 02:30 PM
There is not enough drunk writing going on around here.

Well, I guess that means I've got to start drinking again, then.

Fucking sobriety never works for me.