Scotty TOO Hotty givin' advice

[Scott Baio is back]

Hey there ladies. :yum

One and all, since I was and always have been a male heartthrob, I figured I'd do some community service and give out some FREE love advice.

I can help guys, AND gals. So step to the plate, and allow the Baiinator hit 'em over the fence, k?

I'm a super nice guy.

[Big Papa Goat]

Will you be my mentor?

[Esuohlim]

Scott Baio is back has to be the coolest person on the boards. :(

[Scott Baio is back]

Papa-

You betch your bygolly wow I will be. ;)

Esu-

Thanks! :)

[Sam]

What could Scott Baio POSSIBLY know about love? :rolleyes

[Schimid]

This is my all-time favorite character.

Whoever made him is a genius. :(

I thought it was Esuo. :(

[Professor Cool]

Question: Why was the show called "Charles in Charge" yet you were always in a jam, what gives. >:

[Esuohlim]

This character is me. :(

[Scott Baio is back]

Furry-

As I have already stated, I have spent most of my life coveted by millions of women around the world, including your mother. I'm an expert.

Professor Cool:

The show was entitled "Charles in Charge," because I was left in charge. now every week a sticky situation would occur, and it'd be up to me and my trusty friend Buddy to fix things. It was really a brilliantly writen television program....

And rest assured, I am me.

[CaptainBubba]

poop

[Scott Baio is back]

Captain-

Ahh, I know the feeling. Here's what you need to do. You need to make sweet love to the one who REALLY wants you bad. Then, you say to the one you really want..."hey baby, ya know, I scored with (insert name) last night. But anyway, about you and me...."

NEVER mention the other girl again. Simply drop the name that one time, and you'll draw your true interests attention. Then, do her.

[Schimid]

YOU'RE NOT SCOTT BAIO AT ALL! >:

[Scott Baio is back]

Why, sure I am.

I'm the same Scott Baio you enjoyed in "Charles in Charge." I'm the same Scott Baio you enjoyed in "Happy Days." I'm the same Scott Baio you enjoyed in "Ass Rammers Part 4."

I'm just good 'ol Scott Baio. And yes, I'm a nice guy. Any questions?

[Schimid]

Oh, so that was you. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

SIT ON IT POTSY. :lol

[Scott Baio is back]

hahaAhAHAHAHA

That one gets me every time.

[Schimid]

Wa wa wa. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU AREN'T POTSY, YOU TWIT. :( YOU WERE CHA CHI. :(

[Schimid]

OH. :(

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :lol

[Perndog]

That was Fonzarelli, moron.

[Professor Cool]

Oh Arthur

Yes Mrs. C!

[Scott Baio is back]

I enjoy the light hearted fun, but I'm here for serious questions....

[Professor Cool]

FINE....

Does joani love chachi, or is that a sack of crap.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Did you ever get it up the poop chute from Willie Ames while he wore his Bibleman costume?

[Big Papa Goat]

Scott Baio, will you teach me how to make love? :love

[Skulhedface]

Mr. Baio...

I put my pee-pee in this girl's poop hole the other night. Is that OK?

[Scott Baio is back]

Professor of Cool-

Of course "Joani" and "Chachi" loved each other, silly, they made a show about it!!! HA HA HA!!!

Cosmo-

I will not dignify such vulgarity.

Papa-

I can teach you, but you'll have to buy my video. cha-CHING! HA HA HA!

Mr. Skull head-

That's perfectly fine in most states.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I knew it...

[George Carlin]

Dear Mr. Baio,

If it were physically possible, and you could tuck it far back enough, would you go fuck yourself?

-Georgie

[Big Papa Goat]

Just die George

[Supafly345]

Dear Scotty,

What happened to that "Baby Talk" show? Like they never had a grand finale or anything. You would think that a show like that ending would make the news.

PS: Did you ever get to put your "thingie" in the "woman thingie" of the mother in that show? I mean, you were just the handy man and you were in her appt several times an episode after all... I doubt that woman had you over to nail the floorboards huh huh i-if you know what I-I mean huh huh.

[Skulhedface]

Dear Scott Baio,

Have you ever had teh secks...

...with Joanie? :O

[Scott Baio is back]

I'm still fielding love/sex/relationship questions. I'm good at it all.

I'm a nice guy.

[Schimid]

Reading this thread is like a nostalgia overload. :(

[Emu]

Scott, what do girls like in a man?

[Supafly345]

I have since become too fly to be seen here.

[FreakinStrange]

Mr Baio can you tell me how to seduce this girl i like

[Dole]

'Scott Baio Is Back' is fucking rubbish.

[Emu]

Yeah, cuz he never really went anywhere.

[Slinky Ferret]

'Scott Baio Is Back' is fucking rubbish.

Yeah especially when I don't know who he is.

[Scott Baio is back]

Emu-

What women like in a man is confidence, as well as sensitivity. They like a man who can bring home the bacon, and then put it to use, if ya know what I mean!!. :wink

FreakinStrange-

I've heard this one a lot. It's easy. Sleep with her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, then sleep with her brother. If there's no brother, find some other blood relative.

Now the next part is important. When she finds out about it, and asks why you did it, tell her to shut up and sleep with you. She'll be so confused, so distracted, so outraged, that'll she'll have to give in. Once again, confidence is key. This has worked for me at least 2 or 3 times.

Mr. Dole-

Your first name wouldn't happen to be Bob now would it? ;) hehehe, like the guy on viagra commercials.....

Slinky Ferret-

I'm TV and movie star Scott Baio. I'm a pretty nice guy. Hi. :)

[kellychaos]

What do guys like in a girl?

Their own penis ... hahahahahahahaha! Thank you I'll be here all week and please tip your wait staff.

[Scott Baio is back]

I'll handle the jokes here, Kelly. >:

HA HA HA

[Terra]

I think I like this guy. :)

[Scott Baio is back]

If only I had a dime....LOLLO

Any questions?

[liquidstatik]

Does a girl stay loose forever or does it go back? :X

[Esuohlim]

Scott Baio is Back is back :loo

Scott, is it possible that someone will love me and my personal happy days will spin-off into our own series of adventures? :(

[Terra]

Scotty I'm a short person. I don't like the other midgets that play with me. Is it ever possible to find true love with a tall man?

[ArrowX]

This man has to be the greatest person on these boards :(

[Jixby Phillips]

What happened to that "Baby Talk" show? Like they never had a grand finale or anything. You would think that a show like that ending would make the news.

oh man the only thing i remember from that show is this big dramatic scene going on where the woman is angry and crying and yelling in a resturant and then she said "we're going home. waiter, can i get a doggie bag?" and then it cut to the baby saying "good, now we can get a doggie!" and then it cut to the typical sitcom transition with upbeat sitcom jazz music :lol it got to the point where it was like the baby was just weighing them down like "oh man this show is great but sh*t we have to write sh*t for the BABY now gaaah f*cking baby"

anyway

[Captain Goodtimes]

Didn't tony danza do a voice for one of the babies?