CLAP IF YOU BELIEVE IN VINTH

[mburbank]

All kidding aside, I'm sincerely worried about our li'l buddy, Vinth. If it were just his sad little one line entries every few days here I wouldn't be concerned, but he hasn't posted on his own site since 8/29, not even his usual "Oh, I'm just so tired, I don't have anything to say, meh, but you can bet I'll be back real soon with... real great articles, and, and... oh screw it, I'm going to sleep around the clock again." that go up whenever he's on the down slope of his bi-polar disorder.

He hasn't even posted in his own forum at his website, something he's even managed to do here once or twice.

Vinth. Life is worth living. Don't give in to despair and shame. Pull yourself toegther before it's too late. There are still boobs to squeeze, real and fake, still underwater handjob action to be had, still nuclear submarines to officer. Oh, I forgot, all that was lies.


Huh.



Maybe you do have a lot to be ashamed of.

[The_Rorschach]

Currently Vince is in a secure, undisclosed location, so I have taken it upon myself to risk life and limb to recieve his responce to the above query.

"Are these the Mockers? People remain silent and placate the Mockers. By God, they only deserve scorn. We slaughtered them yesterday and we will continue to slaughter them.

"As for the Mockers who advanced to the perimeters of this thread, I would like to remind you of something. I will mention something that will make the picture clear for you and help you to understand what took place in this thread. Most of you probably saw the thread "Which Democrat do you favor?" I hope you remember it. Some of the acts that took place at dawn yesterday and today are similar to what happened in "Which Democrat do you favor?" If we succeed in keeping the Mockers isolated in that thread, and we are determined to do so, we might let them taste a second "VINCES WEB SITE FOUND! VISIT CATHOLIC SAMURAI!" tonight in this thread. The Catholic Samurai remember it well. Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. They are completely surrounded now.

"Burbank... is accusing us of not speaking to anybody. We want to tell him that we have spoken to everybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured.

"God will roast Burbank's stomachs in hell at the hands of Catholic Samurais.

"God willing, I will provide you with more truths. I swear by God, I swear by God, those who are staying in Virginia have thrown these Mockers in a crematorium.

"I blame The Daily Bull - they are marketing for the Mockers!

"I can assure you that those Mockers will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place.

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that the Mockers have started to commit suicide under the monitors of their computers. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.

"Catholic Samurai in "VINCES WEB SITE FOUND! VISIT CATHOLIC SAMURAI!" are giving the hordes of Mockers the taste of definite death. We have drawn them into a quagmire and they will never get out of it. "

[Ninjavenom]

Vince doesn't exist, he's a myth.

[Immortal Goat]

He's not a myth, he's a bad joke.

[AChimp]

Actually, it was just a charade that I got tired of. :(

[Immortal Goat]

You've got to be kidding me, Chimp. There is no way. Although I would like to believe that Vince is just a made up character, I would hate to think that I have been making fun of YOU for 4 months and not a religious and political bigot.

[AChimp]

Sadly, it is true. I was the brainchild behind Vinth all along. I did the things he said he did and I was the other person who was none the wiser.

[Zhukov]

I seriously miss Vince.


The whole: "thanks for ruining this thread" is pretty funny, but it's got nothing on: "Jew", or even straight-from-the-horses-mouth "I'm actually not a fattie either".

[kahljorn]

Vince is actually my character, and my computer has been broke, and I'm bored with pretending to be him. He's dead. Your obsession of him makes me sad. Socks make great gloves. Too bad batman can't fly.

[kellychaos]

Sadly, it is true. I was the brainchild behind Vinth all along. I did the things he said he did and I was the other person who was none the wiser.

I didn't like either one ... but the monkey thing was great. :)

[Miss Modular]

Well, clapping seems to have worked.

[mburbank]

It came back! And it posted it's own topic! I haven't looked aat it yet, but this early in his trying to pull himself out of what was his biggest depression yet, I feel pretty sure it will have come straight from a Boortz news item.

EDIT UPDATE: Well, Vinth is back, and rappidly soaring up the bi-polar slope to a jittery, out of control high.

I'm disturbed by the fact that he's devoted such a chunk of his time here first, before updating his own website, which he has not contributed to since late last month. It's hard to say what this might mean. Lack of imagination seems most likely, followed by laziness, and I think the longer he's away the more shame builds up as he thinks of his imaginery audience dwindling. Maybe he doesn't know most of his hits are me.

[mburbank]

It has now been 17 days since Vinth posted anything on his own site, Catholic Samurai.

No article by him or anyone else.

No 'daily bitching'.

He has not even posted in his own forum.

[Dole]

Maybe Vinth is having a crithith of faith.

[mburbank]

Thay it ain't tho! Not a Crithith!!

[Dole]

Thome of uth jutht arent thupplying the right kind of thpiritual thuthtenanthe.

[mburbank]

Thuthtenanthe? You thupothe itth thimply a cathe of thuthtenanthe?

[mburbank]

18 days. E-tumble weeds begin to roll through the streets. No one is 'saying what nees to be said'.

[Zhukov]

"Catholic Samurai" is a busy web site, maybe, Max, instead of making snidely comments you could help out. Vince is obviosly rushed off his feet, and since you have admitted to being a regular visitor, I think you could co-run Catholic Samurai. You can speak fluent Vince anyway.

[mburbank]

I was thinking something along the same lines, though since I don't have access codes I can really only colonize the forum section. I may well.

[mburbank]

Okay, I'm homesteading. I hate to see perfectly good e-real estte going to waste.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Vince, Jesus and the Easter Bunny are at a mythological creatures convention humping unicorns.

[mburbank]

They must be prostitute unicorns, 'cause I can't imagine anything letting Vinth hump it for free.

[pjalne]

You're both fucking morons. Unicorns have hoofs, they can't give out undewater handjobs.

[mburbank]

Sure they can, it just hurts a lot.

[mburbank]

19 days. A fine layer of E-dust now covers the site, except for the forum where a lone stranger has taken up residence.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

He's posting in other threads, ins't he? I mean, he wouldnt just leave without a "fuck you, I'm leaving" thread...like...like...you remember that guy that no one liked that posted that "fuck you, I'm leaving" thread

[mburbank]

He's posting here, some days a lot. His own site, Catholic Samurai,http://catholicsamurai.netfirms.com/ he appears to have abandoned.

No articles by himself or anyone else, no daily updates of paragraph long Boortz paraphrases or mindless shit that pissed him off (He once wrote a whole mini rant railing against a viewpoint expressed on a cable access sports program, and he wasn't trying to be funny).

Most shocking of all, he doesn't even post in his sites forum, which as evidenced by his behavior here, only takes about a scond or two.

It makes me sad. I found his site hysterical and recomended it as found art to quite a few people.

[mburbank]

Day 22. No one has fed the e-horses. many of which are already dead. The e-land is parched, but free, abandoned to squatters and homesteaders.

[Dole]

:love maybe he's dead :love

[mburbank]

He's only dead to his own site. He appears to be alive here. Unless someone is simply manipulating his corpse like a puppet.

[mburbank]

23 days. None of the regulars even come to the message board anymore, like abandoned horses that realize the water trough is empty and won't be refilled.

All momentum has been lost. Soon it will be impossible to re-animate the corpse.

The site is an empty husk, another victim of Vinth's laziness and inability to complete tasks he has started.

[Zhukov]

I just recieved an email:

From : <catholicsamurai@hotmail.com>
To : (undisclosed recipients)
Subject : Hey
Date : 30 Sep 2003 07:54:26 -0700

Sorry for not being around guys. I'm back now and the front page
explains why I've been AWOL. I got motivated again to do the page nowthat I have some time.

C-ya round.

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Vince, hetrosexuality is nothing to be ashamed of, but it might take a while to get used to.

I bet you are pretty embarassed, aren't you mburbank? Lazy indeed.

[mburbank]

He is indeed back, though in a pretty lackluster way. His explanation, though different from the one he gave here boils down to pretty much the same thing. "I don't give much of a crap and I'm lazy as hell."

But back is back.

Lets se how long it lasts.