The Username Thread [Archive]

Esuohlim

Sep 10th, 2003, 06:43 PM

BORING STORY. DON'T READ IT: I used to be known across Internet Land as Max McGee around two and a half years ago (OMG THAT'S MY REAL NAME GUYS LOL :lol NO SERIOUSLY :rolleyes), and I had a really shitty website. My current website is rainbows and sunshine and hot chicks that poo real gold nuggets compared to my old one. I used to have a picture of Milhouse on the index page. I dumped that alias and soon I wanted to be known as Milhouse across the Internet (SINCE I'M GEEKY AND I USED TO BE ABLE TO DO A PERFECT IMPRESSION OF HIM >:), but since that wasn't original enough, I reversed the name and pronounced it Ess-oo-lim. I made a new website (which is basically improved stuff from my old site, plus more).

AND HERE I AM, OL' MILHOUSE BACKWARDS OR JUST PLAIN MILHOUSE. >:

I'll never reveal my real name. :(

Sam

Sep 10th, 2003, 06:46 PM

YOU MEAN MAX MCGEE WAS A LIE??? :rolleyes

Anonymous

Sep 10th, 2003, 06:48 PM

THIS THREAD GETS BETTER EVERY TIME IT'S MADE :picklehat

Nerd

Sep 10th, 2003, 06:51 PM

When I decided to join this forum, I needed a plain, hilarious, non-serious name. Since I'm a nerd I decided...nerd. It's that simple. :)

Esuohlim

Sep 10th, 2003, 06:55 PM

http://www.geocities.com/max_mcgee

:( :( :(

harrysnotter1

Sep 10th, 2003, 06:59 PM

I don't really know?

Schimid

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:02 PM

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GUYS-ES USERNAMES.

Except Esu. I'm waiting for Rongi too. :(

Esuohlim

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:04 PM

I don't really know?

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE YOU GOT YOURS

Les Waste

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:05 PM

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/1GorillaBat.txt

CaptainBubba

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:06 PM

The name "Bubba" is relevant because I like saying "Bubba Juice" in a loud wierd voice.

I don't know why I decided on "Captain" Bubba. If I ever made a new name itd be Bubba or BubbaJuice.

This thread is begging to be a mega gay-up. :/

edit: The gorilla does do wonders for this thread.

Cap'n Crunch

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:09 PM

I was trying to think up a name cause my old one on EZ board sucked, but I wanted Captain in it. :( I always eat in front of the computer, and the cereal was Cap'n Crunch. :(

Les Waste

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:12 PM

what was your name on the ezboard?

And no thread with the gorilla bat can be a gay-up :(

Rongi

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:13 PM

My dumb friend Kyle just kept saying Rongi in a really weird voice all day.

Thus, Rongi was born :(.

Rongi was also a name I gave to some paper cartoon I drew when I was bored.

Fun fact: Rongi is also an anagram for groin :eek

Cap'n Crunch

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:13 PM

I forget, it was really fucking retarded, but it had Captain in it. I only posted about 10 times, and I joined before the pickle hat mini-mock.

Schimid

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:17 PM

I thought Rongi was supposed to be a shot at yourself. :(

Rongi backwards is Ignor, like ignoramus. I think too much. :(

HickMan

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:17 PM

People always call me a hick, so I guess it just stuck with me. :/

Rongi

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:20 PM

I thought Rongi was supposed to be a shot at yourself. :(

It kinda is :(

Rongi

Sep 10th, 2003, 07:21 PM

I joined before the pickle hat mini-mock.

So techniqually, you're kinda like a veteran

:(

Esuohlim

Sep 10th, 2003, 08:13 PM

Rongi backwards is Ignor, like ignoramus. I think too much. :(

I remember mentioning this before and me and Rongi got into a war about palindromes. :(

I remember when everyone called Schimid "Schmid". I knew how you felt because I still get some fuckers (FartinMowler) that call me "Eusolism". :(

Cap'n Crunch

Sep 10th, 2003, 08:18 PM

Whatever, Eusolism. :rolleyes

Esuohlim

Sep 10th, 2003, 08:29 PM

Watch it, Crunch. Technically, I've been around the boards longer than you and have seniority over you, since I discovered both the site and the boards around when the First Choose Your Own Adventure Minimock came out. Fool. >:

I lurked all the time and never registered though, but posted about 10 times as an unregistered bastard. Boy is my face red. :(

LOL. SOMEONE WROTE A REVIEW OF STAND BY ME, AND SINCE I REVIEWED THIS MOVIE FIRST, THE IDIOT CREDITED ME AS THE WRITE OF THE MOVIE. LOL LOL. :( (http://www.i-mockery.com/moviereviews/detailed.asp?ID=909)

Immortal Goat

Sep 10th, 2003, 08:30 PM

I was at school and I saw some guy on the internet translating the phrase "I am a goat, I can never die!" into German, and I thought, "Boy, that is pretty funny." :(

Professor Cool

Sep 10th, 2003, 08:35 PM

It's a long story but I'll shorten it up as much as I can.

It's 11 years ago in my senior year of High School, me and my friends wanted to leave some kind of impression on the school. We all played some sort of instrument, I played guitar along with another one of my friends, while others played drums, sax, violin (token asaian guy), and a harmonica. We put these instruments together and form this inane rock/jazz/blues band. All else we needed was a keyboardist. We couldn't find one, so aside from the guitar I played keyboard (and poorly). We called ourselves The Professors of Cool, we practiced all we could until we heard about The Battle of the Bands at our school. We put all out money together to get it. On that night we found out many came but only 3 bands were there: a metal band, a punk band, and us. We played our set last, it's was a funked up version of "Don't Fear the Reaper" (Do not ask) and we played the Super Mario Theme. We beat the other two senseless. And for like 3 weeks we were famous. Then grunge came along and everyone forgot about us and we disbanded. I swear to this date, our music makes Evenflow sound like a tampon commercial jingle.

Fin

Big Papa Goat

Sep 10th, 2003, 08:47 PM

My friends all call me Goat, owing to its similarity to my last name. Some say I look like a goat, and the "Big Papa" well, I just like the sound of that.

ScruU2wice

Sep 10th, 2003, 08:55 PM

boring story:
My friend came up with this name when i was 12. He was getting a new sn anyways and decided to give me this one. I was 12, so i thought it was really bad ass and i have registered for everything on this same name cuz im too uncreative to change it. i was thinking of registering on i mock as Thor God of Lightning but i thought it was too long...

Big Papa Goat

Sep 10th, 2003, 10:19 PM

And too metal for someone of your low to moderate degree of metalness.

Evil Robot

Sep 10th, 2003, 10:47 PM

I was on this board since sometime in the summer of 2001. My name was "book gun" from the UCB sketch, then "lionel Hutz", my favorite lawyer, then "evil robt" because I hate you all and I have a stun gun.

Jixby Phillips

Sep 10th, 2003, 10:48 PM

I named myself after the girl who tried to assassinate Gerald Ford after Squeaky Frome.

Evil Robot

Sep 10th, 2003, 10:54 PM

uuuuuhhhh..... Amy fisher?

Jixby Phillips

Sep 10th, 2003, 10:59 PM

That's it.

AChimp

Sep 10th, 2003, 11:09 PM

I called myself started calling myself AChimp because I used to hang out in various tech support channels on IRC and laugh at all the stuck up little nerds who thought they knew everything. It pissed them off especially when I made fun of them by saying that even a chimp could spout off this "really advanced" computer advice to losers who showed up begging for help.

A few days later I decided that AChimp would be a cool user name for everything, and I also concluded that IRC was gay.

AND I GET PISSED OFF AT PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE IT EH-CHIMP. IT'S ACHIMP AS IN "A CHIMP. " >:

I also answer to Chimporama, Chimpy (unofficially :rolleyes) and my all-time favourite, Chimp Lips. :love

ScruU2wice

Sep 10th, 2003, 11:14 PM

how bout Chimposaurus or Mega sexy super hot Chimp? :lol

Pub Lover

Sep 10th, 2003, 11:25 PM

http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/fanpic-drink.txt

AChimp

Sep 10th, 2003, 11:37 PM

Chimposaurus has a nice ring to it. I will have to consider that.

Command Prompt

Sep 10th, 2003, 11:40 PM

How about virgin?

Pub Lover

Sep 10th, 2003, 11:41 PM

http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/fanpic-mike.txt

Comrade Rocket

Sep 11th, 2003, 12:51 AM

REALLY INTERESTING STORY THAT YOU SHOULD ALL READ

My name comes from Megaman Legends. Megaman is refered to as Megaman Trigger. I liked the way it sounded and stole it.

I also used it in a story as the name for a character that causes tons of bad events (hence he was a "trigger")

Now wasn't that interesting

Big McLargehuge

Sep 11th, 2003, 01:01 AM

You all know what my name is from because you're all geeks and/or nerds :(

kellychaos

Sep 11th, 2003, 10:08 AM

How about potato chimp? :lol You can't have just one :love ... :lol ... :lol ... :/ ... :(

pjalne

Sep 11th, 2003, 10:22 AM

I got my nick because I refused to join the military and the government stuck me in a kindergarten and said 'work here while everybody else is in the force'. A lot of the kids couldn't pronounce my real name, so they said Pjalne instead. And then people started calling me that.

Fun fact: English kids pronounce my name 'Pirahna'.

I probably should have called myself Pirahna.

FartinMowler

Sep 11th, 2003, 11:25 AM

I had a few nick names as a kid like "howdy doody" and "woody" but this one guy named Darren gurlick (I of course called him "girl licker") and came up with fartinmowler. He ended up being a quite a dickhead.

noob3

Sep 11th, 2003, 11:29 AM

It's a Slint song. Haha, no it isn't. You're fucking all morons.

FartinMowler

Sep 11th, 2003, 02:55 PM

It should be " Your all fucking morons" Noob3 is a great name :rolleyes

Evil Robot

Sep 11th, 2003, 03:01 PM

I always thought it was fartin mowler because your real name was "Martin Fowler". I even know a martin fowler, and a scott fowler (scotty has downs syndrome).

NOTINAGAYWAY

Sep 11th, 2003, 03:31 PM

Once Rongi wrote a poem about Al Roker and Hot Pockets and how he loved Al Roker. But not in a gay way. Except now we all know it is in a gay way.

lol @ rogi hes a fag nd gai lolz

FartinMowler

Sep 11th, 2003, 03:41 PM

Ya we have a convention each year and I have a picture taken with all the other Martin Fowlers then we trade wives and tell are children that all people that are not fowlers are evil and should be killed..Scotty is are leader.

NOTINAGAYWAY

Sep 11th, 2003, 03:53 PM

Abe Slank

Sep 11th, 2003, 04:18 PM

Mine means "skinny monkey" in some language, I forget.

Alphonse

Sep 11th, 2003, 04:29 PM

Alphonse is my middle name. It's also my mothers fathers name. He was named after King Alphonse. :)

curiositykillz

Sep 11th, 2003, 06:15 PM

from a quote of trent reznor:::

Curiosity kills, like if theres a crash on the highway and you know you dont want to look, but you're hoping to see some blood- trent reznor

FartinMowler

Sep 11th, 2003, 06:21 PM

It's there twice so that means your really really stupid.

curiositykillz

Sep 11th, 2003, 06:24 PM

It's there twice so that means your really really stupid.

guess so huh? so i will repeat this twice.....

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE
FUCK OFF ASSHOLE

thx. end.

Supafly345

Sep 11th, 2003, 06:30 PM

When my family first got internet a long while ago and I was making my email account, I wanted something easy to remember. I saw my dad's "Super Fly" soundtrack vinyl record albumb, and I decided to use a form of that. Then I added the 345 to make it rhyme.

Esuohlim

Sep 11th, 2003, 06:34 PM

FLY-FIVE???

WHOOPS TRY AGAIN >:

Abe Slank

Sep 11th, 2003, 06:40 PM

Fly-My-Dad-Fucks-Prostitutes???

HickMan

Sep 11th, 2003, 07:08 PM

That was lame. >:

Supafly345

Sep 11th, 2003, 08:09 PM

And that is why it is funny.
You can't pronounce the V man!!! Only squares do that. Of you are fly you will say supA fly, three fo' fai!

Schimid

Sep 11th, 2003, 08:11 PM

WHOOPS TRY AGAIN >:

Supafly345

Sep 11th, 2003, 08:20 PM

Fine. My new name from past to present is now, and always has been, I am alive 345

Evil Robot

Sep 11th, 2003, 08:28 PM

I know how scott fowler can make no sense. But you are not scott fowler, and I belive it is safe to say that you DO NOT have down syndrome. So the question remains (you who is not named martin). Why the hell do you act like a retard even though you have no known medical condition?

CastroMotorOil

Sep 11th, 2003, 08:39 PM

Zorak-if you do not knwo you are teh stoopids

790- 790 from Lexx

FartinMowler

Sep 11th, 2003, 08:57 PM

Supafly345

Sep 11th, 2003, 10:15 PM

Scott Fowler?
How could you tell he has no known medical condition? He is alive isn't he? Isn't he well? Those are medical conditions.
Unless of course you are assuming that he don't exist at all, he never wrote anything previously, and you are asking nothing (him) about why he act like a retard. Yes, then he would have no known medical condition.
Maybe he is just a phantom.

pjalne

Sep 12th, 2003, 08:11 AM

Alphonse is my middle name. It's also my mothers fathers name. He was named after King Alphonse. :)

Alphonse means 'lazy pimp'.

Bod

Sep 12th, 2003, 04:30 PM

To really understand, you must hear this: http://web.onetel.net.uk/~gavinchandler/bod/music/bod.mp3

It's very short.

But I think self explanatery:

http://web.onetel.net.uk/~gavinchandler/bod/Bodvid.jpg

The Retro Kat

Sep 12th, 2003, 05:37 PM

I wear 70's clothes all the time and other various retro schwag. And I was watching vh1 do something on woodstock '69 and they were interviewing this one chick who called everyone "kats." So I started calling people kats, and I put it in my username, too.

Rev. Danno

Sep 12th, 2003, 06:00 PM

Many years ago I moved to Iceland, & when I came back to the states I wore a large amount of vintage hawaiian shirts to poke fun at myself for being a "stupid ugly american". For sevral monts I wore these ugly shirts and made fun of Americans, and all things american. Everyone one saw that I was wearing Hawaiian shirts and would make referance to the lame ass show Hawaii Five -O, and say "Book'em Danno" I starting spelling it with the D with a line in it, and the O w/ a slash through it (which is really pronounced Thannoo), Shorthly there after I became a minister, & everyone called me Rev. Danno, or Rev. D.
My old, old nick name was A german form of my old stage name "Danny Sharp", I went by Daniel Spitzer, people really think it's my name... Some times I sign things Rev. Daniel B. Spitzer Jr. C.C. (certified chef)... Or Rev. Daniel C. O'blivion Jr. C.C.
My real name is very Irish/Hebrew...