HAPPY DAREDEVIL DAY!!!

[Protoclown]

HAPPY DAREDEVIL DAY, YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!!! :) :) :)

[mburbank]

Wally Wood Daredevil Art.

[Darryl]

Proto, I unhappily predict that DD will very much suck. :(

[Buffalo Tom]

I, too, am of this opinion. Nothing good can come of Ben Assneck's acting.

[Protoclown]

Yeah, but I was just trying to be positive.

Fortunately, the $90 in "Insufficient Funds" fees that my bank charged me because the YMCA fucked up and took money out of my account on the wrong day, that my bank will not waive, have cured me of that silly notion and my attitude is once again firmly in the shitter where it belongs.

[Darryl]

Yeah, but I was just trying to be positive.

Fortunately, the $90 in "Insufficient Funds" fees that my bank charged me because the YMCA fucked up and took money out of my account on the wrong day, that my bank will not waive, have cured me of that silly notion and my attitude is once again firmly in the shitter where it belongs.

Umm...ok, good? :/ :(

[Anonymous]

Maybe one of you comic book-types (Marvel-philes, if you will) can explain somethng to me: Can someone really be both an effective and an effective lawyer? I mean, all your legal briefs would have to be in brail (sp?).

Furthermore, what's so special about Daredevil? He's a blind guy who uses his other senses to "see". I mean, I can see without any special powers; I'm a better superhero than Daredevil.

[Buffalo Tom]

The ladies love his billy-club. When I say billy-club, I mean his wang. 'Cuz, you know, it's so big and all. Hahaha, I made a funny whilst the world is on the brink of war. :(

[FS]

Wouldn't it be great if Daredevil gets the Kingpin arrested, then gets him out of jail as his lawyer?

[Anonymous]

And then, as Kingpin is leaving the courthouse, Dolph Lundgren comes in and shoots him.

Edit: And he doesn't need to be the Punisher; he can be any of the characters he's played in the past, from the Punisher to... another unforgettable Dolph Lundgren character.

[sadie]

ry said his dad was going to take him to see it. :(

[FS]

from the Punisher to... another unforgettable Dolph Lundgren character.

http://www.timemachinetoys.com/toypics/dolph.JPG

[Krythor]

The evil russian from Rocky IV perhaps?

[macgruder]

http://www.pathguy.com/dolph-mg.jpg

[Anonymous]

When I saw Masters of the Universe, I couldn't believe that he didn't get top billing for playing He-man.

[macgruder]

who got top billing for that movie then? Courtney Cox?

[Anonymous]

I don't remember. It was on the Scif-Fi channel a while back.

[Mockery]

I'm not even gonna go see D.D. It just looks completely uninteresting, and with Ben Afuck as the lead character, that's only gonna make it worse.

The movie definitely needs some Dolph. :love

[Protoclown]

I have to see it because I love the comics.

I was just calling this Daredevil Day because that's better than calling it Valentine's Day.

[Anonymous]

Dammit, Proto, I know that you know the answer to my question:

DD's superpower's: blind guy who can see

I'm a better superhero than he. Explain.

[noob3]

I think it's like, not only can he use his other senses to see, but all his other senses are like.. Super. Or something. He can hear people who are behind him!

[Cybernetico]

Well I also have the special power of sound waves coming from the 180 degrees behind me that just happen to bounce around the room to my ear drums. You know how rare that is, with all those surround sounds speakers being returned. :/

[Anonymous]

Yeah? Let's see DD try to reply to this thread. Maybe he can sniff it out, or file a blind man's supeona.

[Protoclown]

Dr. Boogie...I don't know what you want me to say. Of course you're a better superhero than Daredevil! You've got SOUL!

[Anonymous]

Alriiiight. You hear that, Daredevil? No, of course you don't hear that; you're BLIND!!!

[I am Mexican Jewish]

DareDevil- This. is. one. of. the. worst. comic. movies. ever! I have not yet seen this movie, but I can tell this movie looks so farking awful shitty movie. Thanks to Ben Assneck! :(

[Protoclown]

Hi, I'm here to tell you to shut the fuck up, because you're ignorant and wrong. :)

[GnrySgtHartman]

HI I THOUGHT KANGAROO JACK WAS AWESOME HAHAAHAH.


P.S I will like kangaroo jack when hell freezes over.

[punkgrrrlie10]

I saw it last night.

Eh. I thought afflect did a pretty good job actually but there were just alot of parts that pissed me off.

1. they opened the movie with him prosecuting a rapist. In order to do that you work for the state or city. Which means they wouldn't be getting paid by the clients in "fish" as his partner put it, you would be getting a regular paycheck cut by the state. If it was a civil matter, litigating under a tort theory, then it would've already been decided whether he was guilty or not and you would take judicial notice of that and the matter would've been over before it began.

2. I love jennifer gardner. What they did is weak.

3. The wires crap pisses me off. If you can tell, it's no good.

4. someone breaks both your knees - you cry silly bastards

5. Colin standing on the bike PLEASE!!! that was so cheesy.


Other than that, it was all good :/

[Anonymous]

1. they opened the movie with him prosecuting a rapist. In order to do that you work for the state or city. Which means they wouldn't be getting paid by the clients in "fish" as his partner put it, you would be getting a regular paycheck cut by the state. If it was a civil matter, litigating under a tort theory, then it would've already been decided whether he was guilty or not and you would take judicial notice of that and the matter would've been over before it began.

Not the tort theory! NOT THE TORT THEORY!!!

[Jebus]

Man... I just saw the movie and the only thing I can think about is how badly I want nachos right now. :(

[I am Mexican Jewish]

Told ya guys, I knew it would going to be an awful movie. :(

[Protoclown]

Told ya guys, I knew it would going to be an awful movie. :(

I knew you would going to be an idiot.

[I am Mexican Jewish]

Thanks for your honesty, hunny bunny.

[Thetawaves]

Told ya guys, I knew it would going to be an awful movie. :(

I knew you would going to be an idiot.

:lol Some of the best grammer I've seen

[Protoclown]

I KNEW you would going to say that. :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

[quote="Protoclown"][quote=I am Mexican Jewish]quote]

:lol Some of the best grammer I've seen

Grammar*, ya fucking genius.

[I am Mexican Jewish]

Told ya guys, I knew it would going to be an awful movie. :(

I knew you would going to be an idiot.

:lol Some of the best grammer I've seen

http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/s/spelltips.html

[GnrySgtHartman]

SAY SOME OF THAT SHIT IN A BAR!!!.