STFU

[sspadowsky]

So I'm in a training class this week. There are these two guys sitting in front of me, and they're pretty nice guys. But they won't stop talking.

Yesterday, during a break, I'm still at my desk. One of the guys in front of me comments about me staying at my desk, and I say, "yeah, there's this article I really wanted to read." As soon as that sentence comes out of my mouth, the motherfucker proceeds to talk to me, non-stop, for 20 solid minutes.

As I speak, the second guy is talking to me right now. I'm smiling and nodding at all the right moments, because, as I said, they're nice guys, and I just don't have the heart to tell them to LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

Damn it all. Why can't people just shut the fuck up and leave me alone?

[Dole]

Shit yerself. Always works for me.

I think some people just cant handle silence and feel the need to fill it with inane babble.

[FartinMowler]

Ya I'm like that :/ I have verbal diarhea :)

[mburbank]

Start twiching one eye.

[Anonymous]

Start coming on to them

[Mockery]

-to

[Cap'n Crunch]

Go to the bathroom and take the magazine or book with you. :(

[Big Papa Goat]

Start cumming on to them

[FS]

Start repeating other people's jokes

[glowbelly]

start slapping yourself in the forehead whilst going "UH UH UH UH UH UH UH"

[Dole]

Thats your way out of everything, Slappy McUhuh

[glowbelly]

well, it's better than being called sappy mcduhduh

[Dole]

We both know I am actually called crappy mcpoopoo :(

[glowbelly]

:(

[kellychaos]

Ask them if they want to buy into Amway.