I feel like cutting off my penis...

[Abe Slank]

...just so I can bleed to death. :)

[Les Waste]

I won't try to stop you. Really, nobody likes you, except Death, and he cant' get enough of you.

It's for the best. Yeah, your loved ones will feel depressed initially, but it won't really take too long for them to forget about you.

[Alphonse]

picz plz

[Nerd]

"Actually, out of everything, it's suicide I dissaprove of the most. Especially if it involves cutting off ones wang."

-Vash.

[HickMan]

Go for it!

[FartinMowler]

Is a penis a major artery? I think at most he would go into shock then wake up in a hospital and a cool scar on his wiener. :)

[xolik-2]

Do it! If you pass out from the pain, have someone nearby finish the job for you.

[FartinMowler]

Occupation: Computer Tech
Interests: Working out, dancing, travel


Gay

[Esuohlim]

YOUR PENIS' GHOST WILL COME BACK AND MASTURBATE ITSELF OVER YOUR FACE >:

[Supafly345]

You know, you could get good money on the penis market. I hear it is 2 schillings per cock.

[Jixby Phillips]

Abraham STINKIN!

[Les Waste]

IS IT WATER, IS IT WINE?
OMG IT'S TURPENTINE! :eek

[HickMan]

http://www.orst.edu/extension/klamath/images/products/turpentine.jpg

Oh yeah. It's definetly turpentine.

[kellychaos]

Do it online for the $$$. One session washing it. One session shaving the pubes. One session explaining the instruments of incision and pain ... and make it theatrical by using a mini-guillotine or something similiar. Extra points if you're a hermaphrodite. :love

[Drew Katsikas]

Loveline Forum :(

[kellychaos]

It's not about love! It's about good ol' american entrepreneurialism!

[Jixby Phillips]

Oh man! you guys are dark! :lol

[Rev. Danno]

Cut it off, And do not reproduce...

[Evil Robot]

You shouls send an email to Rupert Murdock, I bet FOX would love to make this into a reality show. "Would you trade your genetailia for a million dollars?".