Sex

[curiositykillz]

Ok.... I am going to be straight foward. I need to get laid. Its been awhile now and... Yeah. The thing is.. I dont want a guy... I want a girl... I want to try something new for once. I am not saying im Bi or a lesbian, but i want to have an experience. Normal or no?

I repeat... I need to get laid.

That is all.

[MrAdventure]

lolz @ sex

[Esuohlim]

GIRSL HAEV BA-CHINAS. :( :( :(

[Perndog]

Everything is normal. Anyone who tells you it's not is a bastard.

I'll hook you up with one of my hot lesbian friends if you'll have sex with me afterward. :) Whaddya say?

[CaptainBubba]

SAY, I THINK ITD BE MIGHTY FINE TO SLIDE MY FILTHY MEMBER IN A YOUNG LADIES STOMA. YES LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE STOMA; AN OPENING IN ONES THROAT USED TO BREATHE AFTER AN OPERATION HAS PREVENTED REAGULAR BREATHING. I WANT TO GAG A FINE YOUNG WOMAN TO DEATH BY INSTERTING MY GARGATUAN GENITALIA INSIDE OF HER UTTERLY DEPRESSING ORIFICE.

THEN I'D FIND IT MIGHTY REFRESHING TO DRINK DOWN A SASPARILLA SODA. :picklehat

[curiositykillz]

I'll hook you up with one of my hot lesbian friends if you'll have sex with me afterward. :) Whaddya say?

lol. ill think about it if you find me a girl who is reallly fucking hot!

[wreckreation]

2 girls can't even HAVE sex. :rolleyes

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.unc.edu/~apersson/stoma.jpg

I AM SO GONNA HIT THAT SHIT.

[Perndog]

I found two bi girls who are both really hot. Now what?

[imported_Hollycaust]

http://www.wchstv.com/abc/ellen/degeneres.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

sex is dirty :(

[jin]

OMG, SHES A HOMO. SHE WANTS GAY SEX. HOMOHOMOHOMO >: >: >:

[Perndog]

DAMN IT HOLLYCAUST WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOT LESBIANS AND GETTING ME LAID HERE, WE DON'T WANT PICTURES OF UGLY WHINY DYKES THAT MAKE ME LOSE MY HARD-ON >:>:>:

[Rongi]

http://www.unc.edu/~apersson/stoma.jpg

What the fuck is that?

[curiositykillz]

2 girls can't even HAVE sex. :rolleyes

shows you dont know much... coughcough playboy cough cough
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[curiositykillz]

sex is dirty :(

just from that comment i can tell you are prolly 14 or younger or still a virgin... which one are you?

its okay.. once you get laid... you will understand what situation i am in

[curiositykillz]

OMG, SHES A HOMO. SHE WANTS GAY SEX. HOMOHOMOHOMO >: >: >:


and just for that comment.. that was just plain immature and retarded. When you learn to grow out of the age of ten.. come talk to me and throw stupid lame comments. thx.

[curiositykillz]

I found two bi girls who are both really hot. Now what?


Show pics. Ill be the judge of that. Then we will take it from there.

[CaptainBubba]

I AM SO FUCKING MAD THAT THIS CURIOUSITY BITCH TOTTALLY BYPASSED MY STOMA FETISH. >:

[Rongi]

Oh it's a stoma

LOL :(

[Esuohlim]

HOMOSEX! BUTTS! BUTTSEX! LOL! SEXHOMOS! LOLSEX!

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[ScruU2wice]

the pictures curosity posted in GB and and the stomach makes this the hottest thread ever :(

[CaptainBubba]

Actually its a hole in the neck. :(

[ScruU2wice]

well that definetly got my boner down >:

[curiositykillz]

HOMOSEX! BUTTS! BUTTSEX! LOL! SEXHOMOS! LOLSEX!

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what does buttsex have to do with me being with a girl??? we have two holes... one that you put stuff in.. the other shit comes out. ill stick with the first hole thanks.....


and capt... im not talking about the hole in the person neck. grossness. :confused

*edit*
on another note..... I still need sex.:(

who else is having the trouble with the misses or misters

[Big Papa Goat]

ill stick with the first hole thanks.....

AND I'LL STICK IT IN THE OTHER HOLE! :(

[MrAdventure]

HELLO?

YES, HI, BNTERNET

I WUOLD LIKE TO ORDER SOEM SEX

LOL YES GAY SEX WOULD BE FINE, HOW DID U KNO?

MY ADDRESS? HOLD ONM

DAD WONT LET ME SAY

YAH, UH HUH

GO RIDE A TRACTOR? WHUT?

OH, LOL. STDS? W/E THA ONLY HAPPENS TO HOMELESSES AND GAYS

TAHNX 4 NOTHIN INTERNET, TTYL.

ps. u forgot about your pee-hole urethra, yuo cranky slut. while we're on the subject of your urethra, dip a cotton swab in fleas and jam it home

[curiositykillz]

ill stick with the first hole thanks.....

AND I'LL STICK IT IN THE OTHER HOLE! :(

im apalled... yet aroused... well.. not really.. but.. =op
:/


http://www.goatse.cx

[CaptainBubba]

Mr.Adventure made me lol. :eek

[curiositykillz]

HELLO?



ps. u forgot about your pee-hole urethra, yuo cranky slut.

a couple things may i add.. You cant stick things in your pee hole you damn nazi. and for the cranky slut,, fuck off thx.

i find it funny a guy can say how he needs to get laid but when a girl says it... shes a slut. GROW THE FUCK UP. YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. DONT FUCKING COMMENT IN THE THREAD I MADE. one more thing.. die.thx.end.

[MrAdventure]

sounds like someone is scared of their own vagima :eek :eek

ps. propositioning an entier forum of strangers isn't slutty, i'm sorry. o

pps your cunt is so flappy and loose that the only bathing suit you can wear is a barrel

[curiositykillz]

pps your cunt is so flappy and loose that the only bathing suit you can wear is a barrel

how dare you fucking say a thing like that about me when you dont fucking know me. learn to grow the fuck up asshole. what goes around comes around. Karma is gonna kick you right in the ass.

Id rather have a fucked up cunt then be a fucked up asshole like you. again.. i may add... die thx end.

[Big Papa Goat]

ill stick with the first hole thanks.....

AND I'LL STICK IT IN THE OTHER HOLE! :(

im apalled... yet aroused... well.. not really.. but.. =op
:/


http://www.goatse.cx

You just need a little goat in ya. *thrusts hips*

[Perndog]

Okay, she doesn't get how things work around here - she reminds me of a less-political pinky lee. And now that I know the whole lesbian sex deal isn't gonna work out, I say we give it to her both barrels.

:imock

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU CAN ONLY DO GIRLS IF YOU GIVE US PICTURES. :picklehat

[Perndog]

Let's go backwards and check everything she's said..

Dear, karma doesn't exist, you need to grow up more than anyone else in this thread (except Crunch). If you don't like what people say, don't fucking comment on our boards.

You're just plain retarded. When you learn to grow out of the stupidity, come talk to us and throw stupid lame comments.

Most of us here are around 18-21, and those that are virgins are thus because women don't think or act logically and are confusing to them.

Shows you don't know much.... hackhackbelch SARCASM coughhack

Oh, one more thing.... die. thx. end.

LOSER >:

[curiositykillz]

back to what i was saying.....

Is it wrong to be sexually frustrated? Or weird for a person to have thoughts of trying something diff? gimmie ur thoughts....

[Drev]

No, I don't think it's wrong. You just do what you think is right. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

you better be joking about this shit or elase i'll dtrag your vagina behind my truck for not using it ruight

[Anonymous]

I'M A HOT CHICK

http://www.popnko.com/imock/090203-PANTS.jpg

LET'S LICK OUR TWATS :picklehat

[Professor Cool]

Hey dudes, i just got this cool chess video starring Dustin Diamond "TV's Screech"

What's SEX, is it like LOL?

[Skulhedface]

Sex is ESPECIALLY LOL if you put your weiner in the wrong hole.

Well, maybe not LOL for the person receiving..

But it might be LOL to the guys standing there taping it.

[Professor Cool]

http://www.fundandedutain.com/edutai2.jpg

[Anonymous]

wtf i am hot and ready

[curiositykillz]

Jixby Phillips........ me=signature??? score

[glowbelly]

i'll fuck you if you promise never to come here again

[curiositykillz]

i'll fuck you if you promise never to come here again

tempting but no

[Big McLargehuge]

YES

[Rongi]

pps your cunt is so flappy and loose that the only bathing suit you can wear is a barrel

LOL

[curiositykillz]

I'M A HOT CHICK

http://www.popnko.com/imock/090203-PANTS.jpg

LET'S LICK OUR TWATS :picklehat


yes.... you are a hot chick! heh

[Cap'n Crunch]

KARMA IS GOING TO GET YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP. >:

[Esuohlim]

yes.... you are a hot chick! heh

[Helm]

But, you can't have babies if you have sex with another girl!

[Marilyn666]

Babies are annoying.

[Big McLargehuge]

but tasty.

[curiositykillz]

But, you can't have babies if you have sex with another girl!


I dont want to have babies right now. not for a very long time. and i all i said is i wanted to try something... not go all out lliberace gay.

I could never go flat out gay! i <3 boys too much

[agroskaterik]

http://216.118.126.87/sig.jpg

[Big Papa Goat]

*gasp* You're a whore! A filthy filthy whore! :love

[curiositykillz]

*gasp* You're a whore! A filthy filthy whore! :love

yes...... ....................................... um. no.


On a side note.....

HONK IF YOU LOVE BOOBIES!

[agroskaterik]

HONK.

[Helm]

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/kill.gif

[Big Papa Goat]

MOCK WARZZ NOW CURIOUSITY! >: >: >:

[whoreable]

GOD YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKERS SEX ISNT DIRTY! AND THE LADY HAS NEEDS CANT YOU SEE THAT?! GEE WIZZ GUYZ COULD WE PLEASE TRY TO BE A BIT MORE MATURE :rolleyes THE INTERNET IS A PLACE TO RESPECT OTHERS LIFESTYLES!

[Big Papa Goat]

NO ONE ACCEPTS MY GOAT SEXX0RING LIFESTYLE! >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

[curiositykillz]

GOD YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKERS SEX ISNT DIRTY! AND THE LADY HAS NEEDS CANT YOU SEE THAT?! GEE WIZZ GUYZ COULD WE PLEASE TRY TO BE A BIT MORE MATURE :rolleyes THE INTERNET IS A PLACE TO RESPECT OTHERS LIFESTYLES!

<3<3<3<3<3<3 =oD

[Helm]

THE INTERNET IS A PLACE TO RESPECT OTHERS LIFESTYLES!

I thought the internet was the place to go to see people shove coconuts up their asses.

[CaptainBubba]

LINK PLS

[curiositykillz]

http://www.goatse.cx

[whoreable]

OMG! THATS NASTY! :eek !

[Cap'n Crunch]

OMG x2, I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED IT FOR LIKE THE BAJILLIONTH TIME! ;)

[FS]

When I saw this thread had three pages I thought "Oh fuck, Perndog gayed it up" but then MrAdventure saved it.

Professor Cool, do you have a bigger (and clearer) version of that Dustin Diamond picture? :love

[kellychaos]

Why is Iggy Pop in this thread?

[Professor Cool]

Professor Cool, do you have a bigger (and clearer) version of that Dustin Diamond picture? :love

http://www.thegamester.com/Picture-1_06.jpg

And a little extra for the chicks....

http://www.thegamester.com/alien%20early%20copy.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

:love

I want that video

[OperationScuzBucket]

I want to try something new for once. I am not saying im Bi or a lesbian, but i want to have an experience. Normal or no?

That's totally normal. In fact, I believe that all girls are at least bi-curious.

On a side note...why do you live in Arizona and not VA damn you >:

[Big McLargehuge]

OMG i live in arizona :eek


I am a hot chick, let's have the sexxxxx.

[Esuohlim]

Fagging around is perfectly normal.

[curiositykillz]

good ol faggin around!

[Professor Cool]

Important Note about SEX: If you smash open a light ball and eat the "white powder" on the glass, it gives you sexual powers, all you kids at home go do that now.

[curiositykillz]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

[jin]

I M A GOTH OMG LOL. :( :) :( :)

[Perndog]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

I hate to admit it, but this actually impressed me. Wow.

[ScruU2wice]

WHAT THE HELL DID SHE JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA >:

[Professor Cool]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

What the fuck does that have to do with em >:

*me :(

[glowbelly]

SHE GOT IT OFF THE INTERWEB PEOPLE (http://www.languagehat.com/archives/000840.php)

[Marilyn666]

I M A GOTH OMG LOL. :( :) :( :)
Um what does that have to do with anything?

[Perndog]

Uh oh, Marilyn's back...hide the razor blades, nail clippers, and toothpicks. :goth

[curiositykillz]

Uh oh, Marilyn's back...hide the razor blades, nail clippers, and toothpicks. :goth

??????????????? wtf??????????????

[Skulhedface]

I want to make babies with you.

No sarcasm. I'm being honest here.

[Big McLargehuge]

I live in Tucson, come make babies with me.

[curiositykillz]

I live in Tucson, come make babies with me.

you live in tucson?? im so sorry... i lived in tucson for 12 yrs. and it sucked! poor poor child

[curiositykillz]

I want to make babies with you.

No sarcasm. I'm being honest here.

I dont want babies.. i dont want babies for a long time. :chatter

[Skulhedface]

I need teh secks :(

[Anonymous]

UM SO WHEN DO WE GET DOWN TO THE VAGINA SLURPING

[Big McLargehuge]

you live in tucson?? im so sorry... i lived in tucson for 12 yrs. and it sucked! poor poor child


Tucson sucks >: but i am 45 min. from mexico and legal drinking :party




Not to mention that i am attending one of the best astronomy colleges in the nation >:

[Big McLargehuge]

UM SO WHEN DO WE GET DOWN TO THE VAGINA SLURPING


VAGINA SLURPING

[curiositykillz]

you live in tucson?? im so sorry... i lived in tucson for 12 yrs. and it sucked! poor poor child


Tucson sucks >: but i am 45 min. from mexico and legal drinking :party




Not to mention that i am attending one of the best astronomy colleges in the nation >:

wait so you seriously live in tucson? Tucson has a good school most def, but there isnt much to do in Tucson. Not like Phx is any better but alot of shit goes down here then tucson.

[curiositykillz]

UM SO WHEN DO WE GET DOWN TO THE VAGINA SLURPING


VAGINA SLURPING


hahahhahahahha vagina slurping hahahahhahaha nice

[Rev. Danno]

HAHA little Attn. Whore lives in Arizona...
Arizona Sucks!
There, I read your thread...
It sucks...
But if you are looking for women to have sex w/ I know quite a few in Pheonix, & they would do you, or anyone...
Hang out at the art galleries on Roosevelt st.,first friday's...
Hold up a sign that says, "Rev. Danno want's me not to have sex with women..." You'll meet quite a few ladies that way...
I hate Arizona with a passion...
I almost died there 3 times...

[Krythor]

So, Curiousitykillz, when are you going to change that avatar?

[Marilyn666]

Uh oh, Marilyn's back...hide the razor blades, nail clippers, and toothpicks. :goth
Why would do that?

[curiositykillz]

So, Curiousitykillz, when are you going to change that avatar?


what is wrong with my avatar????????


Arizona Sucks!

and yes, I most def. agree with you. arizona does suck.