attention: Lovely Ladies of I-Mockery

[Anonymous]

I have a solution to the fundraising for the zombie movie Rog wants to make. All the girls on the board need to form our own Roller Derby team. We can all pick our own name/costume/shtick. Then we can make people pay to watch us beat other girls up.

[Ninjavenom]

i suddenly have an excess of money. O .o

[Cap'n Crunch]

Instead of girls, can you beat up Kellychaos? I'm sure you'll win.

[Immortal Goat]

:bestthread :bestthread :bestthread :wank :bestthread :bestthread

oops, wait, how'd THAT one get in there??? :rolleyes

[Evil Robot]

Why don't we just meet up with the ladies at our local "Outback Steak House tm" and have a bloomin' onion? Or we could meet at a pool hall, whatever.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/fanpic-towel.txt

[Evil Robot]

:cryinggame

-edit: Dude, your a chick with a mustache. :( (and I don't usually use emoticons :( .).

[Pub Lover]

http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/fanpyc-stfu.txt

[Evil Robot]

Hey look! I hit "submit" twice! delete this.

[Evil Robot]

Thats better. Now just shave those side burns or your off the team!

[Jixby Phillips]

I don't think girls post here anymore :(

[Evil Robot]

Your not a girl?

[Hobo Renee]

Lets just say this...I have roller skates and I'm a bad ass.

[Mockery]

Excellent. While you ladies are working hard on the rollerderby, Proto and I will be trying on new swimsuits for our bikini carwash fundraiser. :love

[Anonymous]

Lets just say this...I have roller skates and I'm a bad ass.


excellent, I nominate you for team captain

[kahljorn]

FIZZLEFRYPRIMUSDANCE|MOCKERYAVATAR|YAY.

[glowbelly]

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/workit.jpg

i don't have roller skates, but i can bash skulls no probs.

[pope_hentai]

yowsa!

[FartinMowler]

That George guy mentioned a contest to make a short film. I would pay to enter and seeing a roller chick film would be fun. It's early so I type retarded. :/

[Les Waste]

I'll only watch if LL Cool J and John Stamos's wife are on your team and it takes place in the future. >:

[freakachu420]

I'm with glowbelly. I can't skate worth a damn. Why don't we make it jello wrestling instead?

[Mockery]

Never underestimate the smashing powers of Re:

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/re-smash.gif

o.O

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm with glowbelly. I can't skate worth a damn. Why don't we make it jello wrestling instead?

SHUT UP YOU AREN'T EVEN WITH ANYBODY YOU LIAR

[Rev. Danno]

Willie, & I could do a "Boys of I-Mockery NW" Calander...
It would be probly Willie w/ cool things blowing up, & me laying arouind drunk... Wreck is in the northwest I think, but he's funny lookin'...

[Hobo Renee]

I can make a weird street names of the Greater Sacramento/Bay Area coffee table book. Featuring such weird street names as "Lovers Lane" and "Dead Cat Alley."

[mburbank]

I can't skate, but Marlena can and she'd be happy to sign up.

[glowbelly]

is she a badass?