DO NOT OPEN "Aaaaaaaaaaww...." HAS LOTR SPOILERS

[James]

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[pjalne]

EVERYBODY knows Sam gives Frodo a rimjob in Mount Doom >:

[Protoclown]

Dude, everybody's read the books. It's common knowledge that Frodo dies and then Sam goes on to battle Sauron and take over Middle Earth.

[FS]

I don't know what books you were reading Proto, but in the fourth book "Gimli's Revenge", it's made pretty clear that Legolas marries Gandalf and then Pippin goes mad with power and sets off a hydrogen bomb.

Ironically, as the best man, Gollum survives.

[Bennett]

All I remember is that one room with the statue in the middle and over to the left is the rust monster, and over to the right is the magic mouth that says, "O, T, T, F, F, S, S... what's next." And there was some goblins and shit too.

[Daphne]

In Two Towers, when they're throwing Grima Wormtongue out of the castle near the beginning of the movie. Right when he's flying over the steps, and Declan turned to me and said "He's really the Jazzy Jeff of the trilogy". :(

It has nothing to do with what you're talking about, but I thought it was really really funny :(

[macgruder]

Hobbits just dont understand.

groan

[FS]

Daphne: :lol

[Supafly345]

I thought they never reached Mt. Doom because they coulden't find "The Key of Unlocking" to only door in.

[pjalne]

Duh, Sam found a +4 thieving skills gem and jimmied the lock.

[Jixby Phillips]

In Two Towers, when they're throwing Grima Wormtongue out of the castle near the beginning of the movie. Right when he's flying over the steps, and Declan turned to me and said "He's really the Jazzy Jeff of the trilogy". :(

My joke is "LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"

[Daphne]

:chevychase >:

[HickMan]

I always thought Large Marge came and ran over Saruman and then Mrs.Doubtfire steals the ring from Frodo in a high speed chase on naked woman back. All while *DEAD* Gandalf and Vanilla Ice challenged Sauron to a freestyle and of course, defeated him and brought the 'cool as ice' back to Middle Earth.

[AChimp]

SOMEBODY DELETED MY SPOILER. IT MUST HAVE BEEN TOO SPOILING. :O

[whoreable]

My joke is "LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"

Hey, you just stole that from Stella!

[Jixby Phillips]

You're probably being ironic (how quaint :rolleyes) but it's a reference to Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[whoreable]

Hey!

[executioneer]

THIS {PSOT HAS BEEN EDITED :lol

-willie

[Protoclown]

Daphne...it would have fucking RULED if he actually made the DJ Jazzy Jeff "Augh!" yell as they tossed him out.

[Anonymous]

**SPOILER AHEAD**




Good triumphs over evil.

[Daphne]

Daphne...it would have fucking RULED if he actually made the DJ Jazzy Jeff "Augh!" yell as they tossed him out.

:lol I think he did make a noise which is what made me fall off the couch peeing.

[FS]

I guess that makes Eomer, Hilary. And Theodred, Uncle Phil.