Wild World of BAPE's

[kellychaos]

Their natural diet:

http://www.kfc.com/images/bucket.jpg

[noob3]

my adam's apple is real small :(

[MK IV]

The secret recipie is pepper :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Very creative, kelly.

[Cap'n Crunch]

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BAPE ISN'T BLACK.

[noob3]

no it's not, idiot

[MK IV]

Yes it is . A mix of different kinds of pepper . >:

[noob3]

this is useless

[MK IV]

As useless as pepper . :/

[Evil Robot]

Subway Sanwiches presents the new "uncooked steak rash"! Thats right, for a limited time only, improperly handling uncooked Subway steak product will cause mild skin irritation. The secret ingredient is hyper allergenic thermo-catalyst to speed the cooking time!

[HickMan]

Neato!

[BAPE]

i dont get it is this another initiation thread i dont even like kfc kellychaos everyone thinks you are annoying and wants you to live so im not going to listen to you but at the same time i dont want to listen to that newbie because he fooled me before i think jixby was being sarcastic kelly so put that in your pipe and smoke it haha im only joking how is everybody

[Supafly345]

There are initiations now?

[MK IV]

Sure , this whole boards one big initiation , if your lucky you get deemed worthy and sent a special link to the *real* forums.

[Supafly345]

Are there sandwiches?

[MK IV]

Yes , infact theres a huge finger bouffett , with coolaid for all , and jellies and icecream for after.

[Schimid]

BAPE is in the running with Scott Baio is back for funniest character ever. :(

[Supafly345]

Yes , infact theres a huge finger bouffett , with coolaid for all , and jellies and icecream for after.I gotta get in this place!
Wait... I don't have to get a tattoo on my ass or shave my leg hairs with a trowel do I?

[kellychaos]

Their natural habitat:


http://www.tvacres.com/JJpainting.jpg

[MK IV]

http://charltonhestonworld.homestead.com/files/heston2.gif

"Get your damn hands off my chicken. You filthy BAPE !"

[Spooky]

I wonder if BAPE stands for something.

Sorta like "Bad Alaskans Peel Eyes".

OR MAYBE HE'S REALLY FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

HE KNOWS THE TRUTH! :( :( :(

[executioneer]

ITS OBVIOUSLY AN ACHIMP REFERENCE YOU DOOF >:

-willie

[Spooky]

ITS OBVIOUSLY AN ACHIMP REFERENCE YOU DOOF >:

-willie

I'LL DOOF YOUR FACE, COMMUNIST :(

[Supafly345]

Don't disrespect master Willie! >:

[kellychaos]

Stifle it, Shaft! >:

[Schimid]

"AND SO, THE UGLY DUCKLING STAYED THAT WAY, AS A FUCKING HIDEOUS BIRD."

[BAPE]

ITS OBVIOUSLY AN ACHIMP REFERENCE YOU DOOF >:

-willie

no bape is a clothing line do a search for it on the internet and you will see hey guys guess what i just got a private message from jeanette x but i don't know if it is a joke because she is sounding a little rude what should i do about this maybe i should post the other ones she sent me too in here that's a good idea

From:
Jeanette X

To:
BAPE

Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:12 pm

Subject:
You know what...


I've told you multiple times there IS NO INITIATION. I've also told you multiple times to use puntuation. And you don't listen. I've come to the the conclusion that you are fucking retarded.

FKL:SJL:KSDJFl;ksdja;l;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[BAPE]

From:
Jeanette X

To:
BAPE

Posted:
Mon Aug 11, 2003 9:45 pm

Subject:
Listen


It isn't an initiation. The post is a joke. I can tell that you will not be accepted here. They are making fun of you.

--

From:
Jeanette X

To:
BAPE

Posted:
Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:23 am

Subject:
Re: Listen


I'm probably the only person here who is genuinely trying to help you avoid humiliation.
There is no initiation. They are amusing themselves by tricking you.

--

From:
Jeanette X

To:
BAPE

Posted:
Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:29 am

Subject:
Re: Listen


Instead of an actual "initiation", they are probably going to see if you can take the insults that will be hurled your way as you begin posting, and they will watch to see if you have intelligent things to add to threads. If you can take the insults in stride and come up with something that is a clever and burning retort, you might win some sembalance of respect. When in doubt, don't say anything at all.
And for Ah Pook's sweet sake, use proper punctation! Nobody is going to take you seriously otherwise.

--

From:
Jeanette X

To:
BAPE

Posted:
Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:30 am

Subject:
Re: Listen


That is just the way they are. This board is for people with thick skins who can take it, not people whose feelings are easily hurt.

--

From:
Jeanette X

To:
BAPE

Posted:
Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:33 am

Subject:
Re: Listen


Nobody put me up to this. And don't let anyone know I warned you.

--

Dear JeanetteX,

Are you retarded?

Love always,

feelevil

[whoreable]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHA

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

[soundtest]

And don't let anyone know I warned you.

:lol

[kellychaos]

Their natural predator:

http://www.bernardomahoney.com/css/hatel.jpg

[Rongi]

Just get cancer already

[kellychaos]

I likes ya kid. Ya got spunk ... moxy ... you're a winner. ;)

[Jixby Phillips]

Kelly, you are the worst person here.

[Spooky]

Kelly, you are the worst person here.

I suddenly feel better about myself.