Honk if you have a boner

[Big McLargehuge]

*honk*


:(

[Big McLargehuge]

bone if you have a honker.


*bone*

[Big McLargehuge]

*bone*


fuck :(

[AChimp]

*honk*

:wank

Nevermind. ;)

[Skulhedface]

AChimp:

Does your name mean "A Chimp", or is your first initial A?

Because you just gave me "a" boner ;)

[Jeanette X]

Pictures! I want to see pictures of your boners! >:

[Skulhedface]

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/dannyISundead/Boner%20HAHA.jpg

[AChimp]

AChimp:

Does your name mean "A Chimp", or is your first initial A?

Because you just gave me "a" boner ;)

It means "A Chimp."

*honk*

[Jeanette X]

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/dannyISundead/Boner%20HAHA.jpg
Oh yeah baby! :orgasm

[Supafly345]

Mine looks like "little timmie's training bone" compared to that. No point in embarrasing myself.

[Skulhedface]

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/dannyISundead/Boner%20HAHA.jpg
Oh yeah baby! :orgasm

Wow! I just got another boner! :love

Oops *honk*

[Big McLargehuge]

*bone* >:

[Skulhedface]

I was being unique >:

[Big McLargehuge]

I bet you've never even had a honker :rolleyes

[Skulhedface]

I bet the guy in Esuohlim's journal has. A honker BURGER. :badjoke

Besides, Mr. Honk Police, where were you when THIS happened?:

It means "A Chimp."

*honk*

I don't see "bone" here either :rolleyes ;)

[FS]

HONK WHAT :lol

[Big McLargehuge]

your boner








PS *BONE*

[Protoclown]

Tell you what. Why don't YOU honk when I have a boner.

[Big McLargehuge]

burn :(

[AChimp]

Because we'd crash the database if we posted that much, Proto. >:

[Rongi]

...ding :( :lamefamilyguyjoke

[Cap'n Crunch]

I don't have a car. :(

[Schimid]

MITTENS :lol

:lamesimpsonsjoke

[Esuohlim]

I bet the guy in Esuohlim's journal has. A honker BURGER. :badjoke

I UPDATED THAT TODAY :eek

[Professor Cool]

You have to write one called "Doug crosses the line" where he mistakes beer for his beet juice and he gets sick with guilt.

[Karl Hungus]

damnit walter, what the fuck was all that shit about 'nam? Im sorry dude.....im sorry......fuck you walter.

[Esuohlim]

You have to write one called "Doug crosses the line" where he mistakes beer for his beet juice and he gets sick with guilt.

I seriously had this idea :(

I also want to do one where he accidentally finds internet porn and has no idea what's going on. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

This morning i woke up and i was all like *honk*.

[kellychaos]

Jinkys! An' it prolly was a large one too, huh?! :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

no

[Professor Cool]

You have to write one called "Doug crosses the line" where he mistakes beer for his beet juice and he gets sick with guilt.

I seriously had this idea :(

I also want to do one where he accidentally finds internet porn and has no idea what's going on. :(

I got another idea "Doug gets a Liphair" "Doug gets a wedgie" "Doug spills a soda" and finally "Doug says the D word"

[Esuohlim]

HEY DOUG, IT'S CHALKIE, I WANT TO COPY OFF OF YOUR TEST AND PLAY IN THE FOOTBALL GAME. >:(

LOL

This is now the Doug Funnie thread http://www.i-mockery.net/images/emoticons/mad.gif

[Skulhedface]

You're welcome.

[Big McLargehuge]

Some one named after a bad Simpsons charecter stole my thread >:

[kellychaos]

At best, petty larceny. :rolleyes

[The Fag Store]

We at the Fag Store would like to apologize for this thread. Esuohlim was a faulty product, and we issued a recall, but a few are still out there. Just try to ignore it until its batteries run out, and everyone will be happier. :)

[Esuohlim]

HELLO FAG STORE? I WOULD LIKE TO PLACE AN ORDER FOR A SHIPMENT OF SHUT THE HELL UP :lol

:lol

:lol

I'M GOING TO UPDATE DOUG'S JOURNAL AGAIN SOMETIME TODAY, SO KEEP CHECKING BACK :lol

[kellychaos]

Hello, is this the "That Didn't Make Any Damn Sense" Store?

[The Fag Store]

And people wonder why its so hard for us to sell kellychaos. :/

[Esuohlim]

http://www.randgpromotions.com/festfan/ben/friends/doug.gif

>:

[agroskaterik]

Honk.

[Esuohlim]

TODAY'S ENTRY SUCKS TODAY FOLKS. SORRY ABOUT THAT :(

[payne]

honk honk honk honk honk honk

[Jeanette X]

We at the Fag Store would like to apologize for this thread. Esuohlim was a faulty product, and we issued a recall, but a few are still out there. Just try to ignore it until its batteries run out, and everyone will be happier. :)
Do you still have those limited edition Little Jeanette graphic novels? :love

[The Fag Store]

The marketing wizards here at the Fag Store have discovered that fags aren't interested in the..*ahem*..protagonist of the Little Jeanette comics, so stocking these items would be a poor business move for us.

However, while our management knows fags, we are not fags ourselves, so if you would like to discuss this topic over dinner, please PM the Fag Store character. ;)

[Esuohlim]

Whoever has the Fag Store character, you're overusing it. >:

[The Fag Store]

Some of the unfortunate tendencies of Esuohlim include the following:

1. Losing its sense of humor for the sake of just abusing anyone who mocks it.

2. Arguing only until it gets zinged and then shutting up and letting the other person get the last word.

3. Being unable to count this character's mere 6 (now 7) posts and believing that we have been posting far too much.

If you are in the possession of an Esuohlim, please return it to the Fag Store immediately for destruction. Thank you.

By the way, Jeanette asked a question, and it would have been impolite of us not to answer. Otherwise we would have stayed out of this thread. >:

[Anonymous]

Shut up

[Esuohlim]

OMG WHAT IS THIS THE "THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE" STORE OR WHAT :lol

[Rev. Danno]

JeanX, you asked for it...
No really... you did a page ago...
http://rev-danno.deviantart.com/gallery/
plus anyone who wants to see boobs...
I don't feel like Bumping old threads to post this message again...
More art to come, I swear none of it will have me in it (not like that)...
I wonder if I can Be banned for posting a link like that...
Or can we just not post filth here...

[Professor Cool]

Hi doug, I CANT STAND UP! I CANT STAND UP!

Love,


Paty's Dad

:lol, milhouse im hacking into your account and making a doug funnie suicide note, this has gone too far. :lol