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Rev. Danno

Sep 16th, 2003, 01:56 AM

Pub Lover

Sep 16th, 2003, 08:51 AM

http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/fanpic-danno.txt

AChimp

Sep 16th, 2003, 08:53 AM

The simplest explanation of why women post here is because of my presence. I'm a babe magnet. :)

Dole

Sep 16th, 2003, 09:17 AM

DELUSIONAL FORUM

kellychaos

Sep 16th, 2003, 10:23 AM

The simplest explanation of why women post here is because of my presence. I'm a babe magnet. :)

The demographics which I've compiled actually show that you're more of a "guy magnet". Perhaps more research is needed. :/

Anonymous

Sep 16th, 2003, 11:05 AM

KELLY SURE TURNED THAT ONE AROUND ON HIM :picklehat

kellychaos

Sep 16th, 2003, 11:20 AM

I love you. :)

Sep 16th, 2003, 01:48 PM

Another fabulous comeback.

James

Sep 16th, 2003, 02:32 PM

Actually, research has shown that Chimp is not really a magnet. He's more like a bug zapper. Girls are drawn to his eerie glow, only to be electrocuted to death once they get too close.

Rev. Danno

Sep 16th, 2003, 02:41 PM

Hey! Don't make Fun of Chimpy...
He's Cool in my book*, Plus the ladies love AChimp... to write papers for them, to buy them things and then not put out, and let's not forget just to make fun of him...

*(Canadians who are not totally retarded By Rev. Danno)

AChimp

Sep 16th, 2003, 02:42 PM

I'm also an Abuse Magnet. >:

Rev. Danno

Sep 16th, 2003, 03:28 PM

AChimp, I won't make fun of you if I didn't respect you...
You are cool in my "you rock, and are a fellow nerd. Someday I will teach you the ways of Drunken D&D... Rev. D houserules" book...
I just like to abuse those who will get it, otherwise I just tell them something stupid they can follow...

curiositykillz

Sep 16th, 2003, 04:04 PM

Do some women post here because they get the attention here that they don't get from their peer groups?
I mean, If someone is not getting the attention they want from school, work, home, friends... why not post on a board where most of the residents have never even seen a real girl up close, let alone talked to one. I mean, yeah it's attention, but do you really want that sort of attention, and do you really want it from a bunch of 13-24 y/o virgins...
What I mean to say is, yeah I'm sure that many of our vetran females here at I-Mockery have REALIZED, & gotten used to the fact that every time they post a picture of themselves that there are tons of teenage boys jerking off to it ( the same boys who make feeble attemps to hit on them, feel rejected, and then post mean things)...
All I am saying is... Shit I totally forgot my point, but I'm going to post this anyway... Did I just totally come off as an ass? Can anyone figure out the point I was going for?

Every time I look at myself, I can't belive how Awesome I am...

Thats like saying,,, Do some ppl post stupid comments just to get attention. You say it as girls just try to get attention. Which, Is not true. why care so much anyways? If you think it makes the girl looks like an attention whore just let it pass. Doesnt mean you have to give them attention. ANd if you are referring to my THREAD about sex... I am not trying to get attention.. just letting out fucking steam thx.

Rev. Danno

Sep 16th, 2003, 04:36 PM

WoW!
Sorry never read your thread...
Yeah guys are attention whores as well...
The point of this thread is just to remind the ladies that the young lads out there are most likely abusing themselves as they look at pictures of the young ladies that post pics here...
Mostly just made this thread to disturb some...

I was really drunk and thought it would really funny...
I'll probally read your thread now, Attn. Whore (just kidding)

Also remember, the pics of the ladies in this site is the closest thing to Porn some of these young lads can get, I mean AChimp lives in Canada, there is no Porn In Canada. And Fat Satan Lives in a cold northern country in Europe... They will kill you, or make you eat nasty dried fish (fisk) if you are cought with Porn...

Some folks just live in parts of the country where porn is outlawed...
Do you really want Noob3 to have to go all the way to another state to buy porn...
What about Pub Lover, he's have to go to a scary part of Where ever the hell he's from to by black market porn...

So ladies, do your part, post more tight t-shirt pictures, pictures of you in shorts, what ever you can spare...

Shit, it's 2:00 in the afternoon and I'm all ready drunk...

Do it for the children...

jin

Sep 17th, 2003, 12:35 PM

You bring a terrible name to men of the cloth.

Rev. Danno

Sep 18th, 2003, 02:47 AM

I kick ass... For the LORD!
(if the lord was names Yog-Sothoth)

Pub Lover

Sep 18th, 2003, 08:32 AM

What about Pub Lover, he's have to go to a scary part of Where ever the hell he's from to by black market porn...
http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/fanpic-TePapa.txt
So ladies, do your part, post more tight t-shirt pictures, pictures of you in shorts, what ever you can spare...
http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/fanpyc-please.txt

Spooky

Sep 18th, 2003, 08:41 AM

a bunch of 13-24 y/o virgins...

I RESENT THAT. I'VE SLEPT WITH ALOT OF PEOPLE. :(

Rev. Danno

Sep 18th, 2003, 02:26 PM

Sleeping next to your mother, or grandma doesn't count!

executioneer

Sep 18th, 2003, 05:38 PM

a bunch of 13-24 y/o virgins...

I RESENT THAT. I'M 26. :(

-willie

Rev. Danno

Sep 19th, 2003, 03:29 AM

Willie, when are you coming down to PDX so we can kick it NW Ninja style...
Brewpubs, live music, home made bombs... Oh my!
I'd swing by your neck of the woods but I'm no longer allowed any where near washington state's capitol...

executioneer

Sep 20th, 2003, 09:30 AM

I'm going to Eugene on the 25th of October to see Primus :/

-willie

Rev. Danno

Sep 24th, 2003, 02:31 AM

Wow, I supprised that no other women besides Attn. Whore have posted here. Why? Come on ladies. Pictures of you drinking out of bottles,
in shiny pants, in a towel, or what ever else you think will help.

sadie

Sep 24th, 2003, 02:45 PM

tehee.
http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/josey/legomoi.txt

kellychaos

Sep 25th, 2003, 10:40 AM

Tease :love ... I wasn't even unzipped yet. :/

OperationScuzBucket

Sep 25th, 2003, 11:42 AM

Do some women post here because they get the attention here that they don't get from their peer groups?
I mean, If someone is not getting the attention they want from school, work, home, friends... why not post on a board where most of the residents have never even seen a real girl up close, let alone talked to one. I mean, yeah it's attention, but do you really want that sort of attention

People (both girls and guys) desire acceptance- human nature. Some just can't get this from their peers...often times myself included. But the girls here aren't the only people with psychological problems...The guys here all want the other guys to think they're funny and cool because it gives them the self-esteem that they lack in real life. Face it- all of us have issues with our self-esteem...otherwise you'd be out having a real life and not arguing with complete strangers about pointless issues via keyboard.

and do you really want it from a bunch of 13-24 y/o virgins

People tend to like attention from those who are similar in age to themselves, so yes...that makes sense. It's a hell of a lot more flattering when a guy near your age tells you you're pretty instead of a 400 pound middle-aged man. Plus, the fact that a guy is a virgin doesn't really matter...at least in my opinion. I'm not sure what other girls think about that. I like the idea of a guy who doesn't have to screw every girl that walks to validate himself. Think of them like cars...why would a girl want a beat up old piece of junk that's been around the block and wasted all of its mileage driving whores around when she can have a brand new car?

Dole

Sep 25th, 2003, 11:57 AM

". Face it- all of us have issues with our self-esteem...otherwise you'd be out having a real life and not arguing with complete strangers about pointless issues via keyboard. "

Some of us while away our working hours here. I wouldnt be here if I wasnt at work.

I would say my self esteem has increased whilst being here- nothing makes you feel better about yourself more than reading either the bigoted frothing-at-the-mouth right wing shit or the endless amounts of blabbering crap posted here.

Rev. Danno

Sep 26th, 2003, 05:19 PM

OperationScuzBucket,
I don't think you really got the point of my thread.
The fact is I was wicked drunk when I wrote it.
More or less the point is to make those who post picture realise that, yes men will be jerking off to your picture. Especially if you are doing something that might even be considered slightly sexual.

Uh, and the Virgin coment was to get a rise out of people.
and it did, just making fun of peopel who I know it would offend.
Personally, I'd wish had had held onto my virginity for longer then I did. I wish it would have made a wiser choice in women to lose it to.
Ah, I was young and stupid., I kicked heroin, and s2 monts later I met a girl who was nice enough not to ruin my life for 4 months.

Dole, I'm happy you have a life.
Why don't you write a thread about it in the "I'm so fucking cool, I've got friends, a job, and I like myself british guy thread", Jerk!

Perndog

Sep 26th, 2003, 06:35 PM

You presume too much, ScuzBucket. Did you ever think some of us might be here just because it's entertaining? I guarantee that if I did have self-esteem issues (which I don't), I would be busier fixing them myself than trying to impress a bunch of strangers on the Internet. I am enjoying a real life, and I would bet so is almost everyone here. It just so happens that I do all of my class work and half of my music at my computer, so I'm here pretty often.

fartymowler

Sep 26th, 2003, 07:27 PM

I tried to pose this question before "the validity of it" and I honestly like this site for what it is. I'm in my mid thirties and enjoy this site because I've alway's enjoyed the wierd thing's in life. The first royal reaming I recieved from the like's of James and Les Waste and Maxburbank had me so confused and excited I would spend my whole day thinking of rebuttals and the ramifications of my words...it was truely fun. I think that saying " I wouldn't be on here if I didn't have anything better do at work" is a fucked up analogy and a lie because this site is addictive and we know you like it. I would like to think that I'm liked and people sometimes find me funny and that is all I need from the internet and it is a form of communication that so far I find interesting and stimulating.

Anonymous

Sep 26th, 2003, 08:39 PM

I post here because Roger pays me to do it.

CaptainBubba

Sep 26th, 2003, 09:21 PM

I like the fact that all the football players are thinking of me when they jerk off.

fartymowler

Sep 26th, 2003, 11:05 PM

I think the word "Ramification" got your attention. :) shit almost forgot "Rebuttal" :/

Rev. Danno

Sep 27th, 2003, 03:39 AM

i wan to stick my dick in your mouth...
You know who I'm talking to...
Oh, and Bubba... It's not just the football players! :Wank

Mockery

Sep 27th, 2003, 08:18 PM

I post here because Roger pays me to do it.

Shit, I'm late on this month's payment. Please keep posting. I'll overnight the cash to you right away.

As for the original question asked in this thread: I'm a girl and I run this entire web site because I don't get the attention I need from my peers. :tear

glowbelly

Sep 27th, 2003, 08:30 PM

for danno...

MY ASS:

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/butt.jpg

MY TITS:

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/dressup1.jpg

ME KISSING AND HUGGING BOTTLES OF BOOZE:

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/miamore.jpg
http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/london/jd.jpg

NOW ALL OF YOU GIVE ME THE ATTENTION I DESERVE. ESPECIALLY THE YOUNGINS. I'M OLD AND NEED TO BE REASSURED OF MY YOUTHFUL BEAUTY. THANK YOU.

Nerd

Sep 27th, 2003, 09:08 PM

:wank

glowbelly

Sep 27th, 2003, 10:25 PM

loser

Sep 28th, 2003, 06:40 AM

I'VE NOTICED YOU AROUND.

I FIND YOU VERY ATTRACTIVE.

WOULD YOU, UHM.

Rev. Danno

Sep 28th, 2003, 06:52 AM

GB, this is not for me... I do it for the youth of the world...
I do have to say I love the picture of you huging the JD...
It warms my heart to see someone who truly love the drink as much as I...
http://pictures.match.com/pictures/58/60/18465860F.jpeg
To Glowbelly!

Dude, I am so going to ride my bike to Ohio,drink w/ you and throw up on your lawn...

glowbelly

Sep 28th, 2003, 06:57 AM

hooray!
can we trade glasses too?

Rev. Danno

Sep 28th, 2003, 07:06 AM

I swear I wrote a clever reply to this, or not so clever. Either way I know I replyed to this...
-RoG-, what kinda place are you running here?
Did i get a post deleted?