Greetings and Salutations!

[HailS8n]

I'm new here and thought I'd introduce myself. My name's HailS8n and I'm a 29 year old female who's really open minded and willing to talk about anything. :rock

[Schimid]

no ur not

[HailS8n]

I'm not what?

[Jeanette X]

:newbie
Read the Rules and Guidelines, or prepare for the internet equivalent of a mob lynching. :fart :hangman :posh >: >: >: >:

[HailS8n]

Alright...thanks for the tip.

[The Retro Kat]

http://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpg


Hi, you must be new. ASL? Wanna cyber?

[HailS8n]

Alright, I read the rules and guidlines and now know what my offense was. I'm ready for my public stoning any time you want to let it ensue.

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU MUST NOT HAVE READ THEM RIGHT CAUSE YOUR SIGNATURE IS TOO BIG. :wank

[HailS8n]

I am in the process of locating a different picture....you're too fast for me.

[The Retro Kat]

http://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpg


Hi, you must be new. ASL? Wanna cyber?

[Cap'n Crunch]

I am in the process of locating a different picture....you're too fast for me.

HOW ABOUT NO PICTURE THEN UNTIL YOU GET A NEW ONE? :wank

ASL PLZ

[HailS8n]

Because that would be too logical and easy. I have to make things as difficult as possible.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Your new avatar looks like a penis now. :lol :(

[HailS8n]

I guess we're twins then, aren't we? :)

Just for the record, it happens to be the symbol for Brimstone - also known as Black Mercury.

[Supafly345]

You sure do have the make-believe world down pat! There isn't an entire periodic table for fake elements is there?

[Jeanette X]

Brimstone is sulfur, and sulfur is an element. Atomic number 16; atomic weight 32.066; melting point (rhombic) 112.8°C, (monoclinic) 119.0°C; boiling point 444.6°C; specific gravity (rhombic) 2.07, (monoclinic) 1.957; valence 2, 4, 6.
Thank you dictionary.com.

[Big Papa Goat]

And its symbol is 'S' not S8ns avatar.

[Jeanette X]

Well S8ns avatar looks a lot cooler, wouldn't you say?

[HailS8n]

I was clearly not referring to the chemical symbol when I said that its a "symbol for brimstone". Just as peace has a symbol, so does Brimstone.

[Supafly345]

So it isn't black mercury afterall? Really.
It woulden't be that smelly lava rock now could it?
I was almost convinced it was really a liquid metal.

[HailS8n]

I am speaking of Alchemy, not of Chemistry. They're the same in many ways, yet different in many as well.

[Wiffles]

Hello and welcome to the wonderful world of I-Mockery ^^

[HailS8n]

Hello and thank you, Wiffles :)

[Jixby Phillips]

:newbie
Read the Rules and Guidelines, or prepare for the internet equivalent of a mob lynching. :fart :hangman :posh >: >: >: >:

Jesus christ fuck you.

[Spooky]

I have nothing witty to say in this thread.

So, hello person.

[Jeanette X]

Jesus christ fuck you.
Mmm, You wish you could. :)

[Anonymous]

Jixby just hates Jeanette because he knows he'll never get a woman as fine as her :rolleyes

Oh sorry make that ANY woman at all :lol

EDIT: :lol @ Jeanette!! you go!

[HailS8n]

Hello, Spooky. I appreciate your civility.

[Big McLargehuge]

civility is for fags >:

[HailS8n]

Well, mark me down for the fag list then.

Being uncivil when not provoked is for immature people who feel the need to make themselves look better than they truly are.

[Big McLargehuge]

Shut the fuck up FAG

[HailS8n]

I rest my case.

[Bennett]

your fucking prince-looking avatar is faggity too

[HailS8n]

Obviously you know naught about Satanism. Thank you for the compliment, however. I am a fag, afterall. Actually, I'm a lesbian....not a fag......according to Big McLargehuge. You people seem to think I care what you think. *shrugs*

[Bennett]

diamonds and pearls, bitch!

[Big McLargehuge]

Anton LaVey is a FAG


Satanism is for FAGS

edit: only fags are lesbians >:

[HailS8n]

Yes, I agree. LaVey was a fag. However, I'm not a modern Satanist, I'm a Traditionalist.

NEXT!

[Bennett]

All Seven and we'll watch them fall,
stand in the way of love and we will smoke them all, bitchfag.

[Big McLargehuge]

Guess what traditionalism is for?


That's right FAGS.


I win. :(

[HailS8n]

Just for the record, my husband will be quite amused to find out that I've been deemed a "fag" by a couple of people who've got nothing better to do than call names as though they're in 2nd grade. :)

[Big McLargehuge]

People who don't recognize when someone is making an ass out of themselves by repeatedly using an insult, all to gain acceptance because they are unfunny and have to resort to such means are FAGS

[Spooky]

Just for the record, my husband will be quite amused to find out that I've been deemed a "fag" by a couple of people who've got nothing better to do than call names as though they're in 2nd grade. :)

What's going to do, beat them up through the INTERWEB MACHINE?

[HailS8n]

No, and I wasn't even saying such a thing. I simply said he'd be amused. You people certainly are defensive.

Also - I haven't attempted to be funny one time thus far. Why would I possibly want to joke around with a couple of people who have superiority complexes? That's not my idea of fun.

[Big McLargehuge]

Satanism is a weak religion, and it seems to me that the only reason you practice this religion is to be "edgy" but all in all it's for fags.

edit: i don't have a superiority compelex. >: JERKY

[HailS8n]

People who don't recognize when someone is making an ass out of themselves by repeatedly using an insult, all to gain acceptance because they are unfunny and have to resort to such means are FAGS

Oddly enough, you just described yourself. If I recollect properly, it was you who deemed me a fag and continued to "bash" me. All I've done is simply reply to your asinine comments. :)

Not to fear - I've had my fill of this silly banter and shall move on. Say what you want to about a person you know nothing about....she's not going to reply anymore. I've got better things to do. Some of us have lives, afterall.

[Bennett]

you should make an electric guitar shaped like your avatar

[Schimid]

I'm a lesbian....not a fag......

My husband......

WTF?!

[Big McLargehuge]

Oddly enough, you just described yourself. If I recollect properly, it was you who deemed me a fag and continued to "bash" me. All I've done is simply reply to your asinine comments. :)

duh

[Spooky]

No, and I wasn't even saying such a thing. I simply said he'd be amused. You people certainly are defensive.

Also - I haven't attempted to be funny one time thus far. Why would I possibly want to joke around with a couple of people who have superiority complexes? That's not my idea of fun.

it's INFERIORITY COMPLEX. :)

[kellychaos]

Hail Satan ... brimstone ... That's rich. I get it. :) ... the darkness descends upon us once again. My tear streaked face is tatooed with the curse of my eternal angst. A/S/L? Cyber?

[HailS8n]

according to Big McLargehuge.

I didn't state that I am, in fact, a lesbian. I was simply correcting him....something I'm sure he's used to.

Okay, I'm seriously done with this topic now. Have fun. :)

[Spooky]

STOP THE FORUM DRAMA

THANKS >:

[Big McLargehuge]

I got all worked up and now I wanna sex her :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Spooky is pregnant with my baby :eek


:drama

[Spooky]

Spooky is pregnant with my baby :eek


:drama

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT A SECRET.

BUT THE QUESTION IS...IS IT YOURS, OR DR PHILS?



http://images.english.montrealplus.ca/feature/12433/drphil_photo.jpg

[HailS8n]

Hahahaha! I know I said I was done with this topic, but that's fucking hilarious!

[Big McLargehuge]

Dr. Phil is my arch nemesis. :eek



i think i spelled arch wrong :/

[Jeanette X]

Just for the record, my husband will be quite amused to find out that I've been deemed a "fag" by a couple of people who've got nothing better to do than call names as though they're in 2nd grade. :)

But...but you said you were a lesbian...:confused

[HailS8n]

I was correcting what's his name. He said I was gay. "Gay" insinuates a male. So, I jokingly said that I'm a lesbian so that it would be known that I'm female. I was obviously not clear enough. Sorry about the confusion.

[Bennett]

Sorry about the confusion.

that's okay, "look up in the air, it's your guitar"

[FS]

"Gay" does not insinuate a male.

"Homosexual" insinuates a male and even that's not correct.

[The Retro Kat]

http://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpg


Hi, you must be new. ASL? Wanna cyber?

[Spectre X]

Well S8ns avatar looks a lot cooler, wouldn't you say?

the letter 'S' is the most bad-ass letter the alphabet has to offer. >:

[The Retro Kat]

I can kick everyone in this threads ass in Crossfire. >:

[Rongi]

http://www.mathcs.emory.edu/~mic/images/danny/9301-kathy-jenga.jpg

This thread is now about jenga

[FartinMowler]

Jenga is cool this thread blows.

[Bennett]

*Jenga* is cool this thread blows.

[Les Waste]

LOL I get it! HailS8n is a fag! A gay queer homo fag!

:lol I like jokes!

[Rongi]

Uh les waste, what does that have to do with jenga :rolleyes?

[Marilyn666]

Well mabe it's because jenga is funny.

[Rongi]

Marry me :(

[HailS8n]

If you go to your local porn shop, you may stumble upon Sexual Jenga. I'm not sure what the object is other than the normal Jenga rules, but each piece has something sexual you have to do to the other person on it. I guess the pieces themselves could be used in a sexual manner. Who knows. *Shrugs*

[Perndog]

I really don't like this person.

[Skulhedface]

I just love how the newbs are participating in the newbie hazings now!

How quaint!

[whoreable]

Remeber that "Skulhedface sucks." thread.
I do, boy was that a classic!

[HailS8n]

I really don't like this person.

The feeling is quite mutual, Mr. LaVey the pirate.

[Perndog]

Looks like Ms. devil-worshiper can't tell the difference between a person's avatar and the person himself. :rolleyes

[HailS8n]

I would like to say a few words. First of all, I run a forum of my own, and would not condone the treatment of a new person like this. Forums are meant for people to get together and have actual meaningful conversations. (I know what you're thinking - "Wahhh....she can't handle it)

I admit freely that I was wrong by not reading the Rules and Guidlines prior to my first post. Excuuuuuuuuse me.

The mere fact that you people have nothing better to do than "haze" the new person really says a Hell of a lot about your characters, and I refuse to be part of a group where such ignorance and intolerance is the "norm."

Now, I know once I leave everyone will have a hay day going on about me and saying I couldn't hack it....etc. I really could not give a shit less what any of you think of me. Especially the moron with LaVey as his avatar. Say whatever you want - it's irrelevant to me due to the fact that I shall not return to this group of overgrown babies.

All of you (the ones who I've spoken with) seriously need to not only grow up, but also educate yourselves on proper spelling and/or grammar.

So now here I go........have fun badmouthing me! :)

[jin]

Are you waterwitch's mom?

[Supafly345]

I just love how the newbs are participating in the newbie hazings now!

How quaint!Or maybe they are just stupid... like me.

Or both... again like me.

[Perndog]

Note: lack of a sense of humor is not a sign of superiority and maturity.

And I'm sure you wouldn't pick on a newbie on your boards, because last I checked there were only 9 members total, so you're probably eager for some new idiots to talk to.

So goodbye, and have fun disemboweling animals.

[Nerd]

Are you waterwitch's mom?

OMG! That's what I thought! :eek

[Cap'n Crunch]

You weren't even around for waterwitch. >:

[Esuohlim]

If putting quotes from this board in your signature wasn't fucking stupid, Nerd's post would make the greatest sig ever. :(

[Nerd]

You weren't even around for waterwitch. >:

I have been reading these forums for a very, very long time...

[Rongi]

You guys are ruining my jenga thread >:

[Supafly345]

[center:ea92b7c47a]http://www.centralconnector.com/images/jenga.gif
JENGA ®
A Milton Bradley Game
For Any Number of Players
Remove one block at a time from the tower, and stack it on top. The last player to stack a block without making the tower fall wins the game.
[/center:ea92b7c47a]SETUP
1. One player builds the tower on a flat, sturdy surface by using the loading tray as shown below. Place three blocks in each layer, at right angles to the previous layer. When you finish you'll have a solid, 18-story tower that can more than double during play!
2. Use the loading tray to set the tower upright Then carefully slide the tray away, and put it aside.
http://www.centralconnector.com/images/jengaillus.gif
PLAY
1. The player who built the tower goes first. Play then continues to the left.
2. On your turn, carefully remove a block from anywhere BELOW the highest completed story Then stack it on top of the tower, at right angles to the blocks just below it.
3. Removing and Stacking Blocks
oRemove and stack one block per turn. To remove a block, use one hand at a time. You can switch hands whenever you wish.
oAs play proceeds and the weight of the tower shifts, some blocks become looser than others and are easier to remove. You can touch other blocks to find a loose one - but if you move a block out of place, you must fix it (using one hand only) before touching another block.
oWhile stacking, always complete one 3 - block story before starting a higher one.
4. Your turn ends 10 seconds after you stack your block-or as soon as the player to your left touches a block.
5. Keep removing and stacking blocks until the tower falls. A real pro can build a tower 36 stories high - or more!

WHO WINS?
The last player to take a turn without making the tower fall wins the game. The player responsible for making the tower, fall gets to set up the tower for the next game!
SOLO PLAY: Play alone for practice. Can you top your record height before the tower falls?

[Jixby Phillips]

I would like to say a few words. First of all, I run a forum of my own, and would not condone the treatment of a new person like this. Forums are meant for people to get together and have actual meaningful conversations. (I know what you're thinking - "Wahhh....she can't handle it)

I admit freely that I was wrong by not reading the Rules and Guidlines prior to my first post. Excuuuuuuuuse me.

The mere fact that you people have nothing better to do than "haze" the new person really says a Hell of a lot about your characters, and I refuse to be part of a group where such ignorance and intolerance is the "norm."

Now, I know once I leave everyone will have a hay day going on about me and saying I couldn't hack it....etc. I really could not give a shit less what any of you think of me. Especially the moron with LaVey as his avatar. Say whatever you want - it's irrelevant to me due to the fact that I shall not return to this group of overgrown babies.

All of you (the ones who I've spoken with) seriously need to not only grow up, but also educate yourselves on proper spelling and/or grammar.

So now here I go........have fun badmouthing me! :)

HAIL SATAN :rock :rock :rock

[Cap'n Crunch]

How clever! Satan is spelled using the number 8!

[Supafly345]

Really? I though it was a code of some sort! Damn that is one of the most original ideas I have ever heard!

Besides replacing "to" and "too" with 2. That was my idea.

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.corporate-entertainments.co.uk/images/jenga%20tall.jpg

it looks like there playing with playing with bricks of coke :lol

[Rongi]

Look at the guy on the left. He looks like he's plotting some brilliant next move :(

I'm making that my backround :picklehat

[Cap'n Crunch]

The one guy looks like he has down syndrome. :(

[Supafly345]

So I finally get to see what goes on inside of an Elk's Club Lodge Meeting. Fascinating.

When I get old and decrepid I want to join the Elks Club and play giant Jenga too.

[Jixby Phillips]

I would like to say a few words. First of all, I run a forum of my own, and would not condone the treatment of a new person like this. Forums are meant for people to get together and have actual meaningful conversations.

She's right you know. Oh god, how did we end up this way :(

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.intellectualsatanist.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=498#498

lol

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:31 pm Post subject: Hey There!
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It's Jixby Phillips from the I-mockery forums! Just thought I'd give this place a look! Nice board you got here! :)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:31 pm Post subject:
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Hey, welcome.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:38 pm Post subject:
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I would like to say a few words. First of all, I run a forum of my own, and would not condone the treatment of a new person like this. Forums are meant for people to amuse themselves and not to have actual meaningful conversations. (I know what you're thinking - "Wahhh....he can't handle it)

I admit freely that I was wrong by not reading the Rules and Guidlines prior to my first post. Excuuuuuuuuse me.

The mere fact that you people have nothing better to do than "welcome" the new person really says a Hell of a lot about your characters, and I refuse to be part of a group where such tolerance is the "norm."

Now, I know once I leave everyone will have a hay day going on about me and saying I couldn't hack it....etc. I really could not give a shit less what any of you think of me. Say whatever you want - it's irrelevant to me due to the fact that I shall not return to this group of responsible adults.

All of you (the ones who I've spoken with) seriously need to not only grow up, but also educate yourselves on creative spelling and/or grammar.

So now here I go........have fun badmouthing me! :)

[whoreable]

haha thats gold.

[Bod]

What's all the fuss about alchemy? I can turn lead into gold, peace of piss.

[soundtest]

JixbyPhillips
Lost Soul

:picklehat

[Daphne]

I would like to say a few words. First of all, I run a forum of my own, and would not condone the treatment of a new person like this. Forums are meant for people to get together and have actual meaningful conversations. (I know what you're thinking - "Wahhh....she can't handle it)

Ok...so she thinks this board is mean and harsh, but she wants to go to hell?

wow.

[Spooky]

This forum has tons of meaningful conversations, if you look past the "HAHAHA YOU DESERVE TO BE FOOTBALL PUNTED ACROSS THE COUNTRY" posts and whatnot.

[Rongi]

This thread needs to be put to sleep.

[Jixby Phillips]

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:40 pm Post subject:
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I offended someone wirth a mere two words! I am G-o-d! Bow before me!

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:10 pm Post subject:
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You dont get it dude... The same post was made by the boards owner on i-mockery..

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 4:03 am Post subject: Duh
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Basically, Ms. HailS8n is painfully uptight and pretentious. That's all we're saying. Have a nice day.

Hail Satan!
Hail Magus LaVey!

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 5:24 am Post subject:
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You people seriously need lives. :rolleyes

Just for the record, they clearly changed many words in my rant I left for them. It just proves my case even more.
I do appreciate, however, them coming here and giving me full acess to their IP Addresses....that was ever so thoughtful of them. :D

You people seriously need lives. :rolleyes

good one.

The point I'm trying to make is that there is no wrong or right way to run a message forum. There's no instruction manual on the subject. If you don't like it, it's not because we've done something wrong. As a satanist (and I'm asuming you are all actually satanists, i haven't read your site), you should be used to this kind of thinking. I'm sure you've had to defend your own beleifs in the same manner.

HailS8n, you are an ignorant cunt. now please, reply by quoting that last line and make fun of me for not being able to get my point across without name-calling.

[mburbank]

OH, GREAT, THANKS FOR RUINING THIS WHOLE GOD DAMN THREAD NOW JIXBY!

[Perndog]

I'm sure you've had to defend your own beleifs in the same manner.


I think it's a little harder to defend ritual animal sacrifices than sarcastic humor. :rolleyes

[mburbank]

You'd be surprised. Some people are really intolerant about my jokes.

[Jeanette X]

I would like to say a few words. First of all, I run a forum of my own, and would not condone the treatment of a new person like this.
This isn't your forum, so nobody cares.
Forums are meant for people to get together and have actual meaningful conversations.
mock·er·y
n. pl. mock·er·ies
Scornfully contemptuous ridicule; derision.
A specific act of ridicule or derision.
An object of scorn or ridicule: made a mockery of the rules.
A false, derisive, or impudent imitation: The trial was a mockery of justice.
Something ludicrously futile or unsuitable: The few packages of food seemed a mockery in the face of such enormous destitution.
The mere fact that you people have nothing better to do than "haze" the new person really says a Hell of a lot about your characters, and I refuse to be part of a group where such ignorance and intolerance is the "norm."
*ahem*
According to the RULES AND GUIDELINES:
10) Sarcasm is rampant throughout these boards, so don't take everything that is said on here as a personal attack on you. Chances are, the person who made the comment doesn't even know who the hell you are... and even if they do, they don't care enough to address you personally. So don't go chasing them around in a ton of different threads trying to attack them, because that will just ruin what might be a good conversation. It's a humor site, so try to develop a sense of humor. I-Mockery isn't just about making mockeries of other things, it's being able to laugh at yourself. The sarge said it best when he said, "Here you are all equally worthless."

[FS]

Just for the record, they clearly changed many words in my rant I left for them. It just proves my case even more.
I do appreciate, however, them coming here and giving me full acess to their IP Addresses....that was ever so thoughtful of them. :D

I can so imagine her writing IP addresses on a slip of paper and using it in some kind of goat/blood/pentagram ritual :(

[Spooky]

dont be scurred. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

*ahem*
According to the RULES AND GUIDELINES:
10) Sarcasm is rampant throughout these boards, so don't take everything that is said on here as a personal attack on you. Chances are, the person who made the comment doesn't even know who the hell you are... and even if they do, they don't care enough to address you personally. So don't go chasing them around in a ton of different threads trying to attack them, because that will just ruin what might be a good conversation. It's a humor site, so try to develop a sense of humor. I-Mockery isn't just about making mockeries of other things, it's being able to laugh at yourself. The sarge said it best when he said, "Here you are all equally worthless."

Hey Jeanette, you like, totally suck.

[soundtest]

I agree. JeanetteX, it is very irritating when you act like the unappointed spokesperson for this board.

[The Retro Kat]

All of you (the ones who I've spoken with) seriously need to not only grow up, but also educate yourselves on proper spelling and/or grammar.
Let's see here.

"Wahhh....she can't handle it
End your quote. Also, that was an inproper use of an ellipsis, for the sake of argument, I'll say that it did signify omitted text between a quote, you used one too many "dots."

Excuuuuuuuuse me.
Clearly excuse is spelled wrong.

really says a Hell of a lot
Hell is not a proper noun in that case (as much as you may want it to be), therefore capitalization is not necessary.

So now here I go........have fun badmouthing me! :)
That is not the proper use of the ellipsis at all. There is far too many periods and there is no omitted text or even a quote. Also, there should be a hyphen between bad and mouth. There is also no such punctuation of ":)."

[feelevil]

Jesus christ fuck you.
Mmm, You wish you could. :)

i dun wanna speak 4 jixby yo>>>

but i seen yo pic n DAMN i wudnae fuck u wit chojins dick n jin pushing

:puke

L:KJAL:JKJKL:KL:DJFKLl;;;;;;;;;;;;;

:nutinbutluvduncryplzk ;)

[Spooky]

All of you (the ones who I've spoken with) seriously need to not only grow up, but also educate yourselves on proper spelling and/or grammar.
Let's see here.

"Wahhh....she can't handle it
End your quote. Also, that was an inproper use of an ellipsis, for the sake of argument, I'll say that it did signify omitted text between a quote, you used one too many "dots."

Excuuuuuuuuse me.
Clearly excuse is spelled wrong.

really says a Hell of a lot
Hell is not a proper noun in that case (as much as you may want it to be), therefore capitalization is not necessary.

So now here I go........have fun badmouthing me! :)
That is not the proper use of the ellipsis at all. There is far too many periods and there is no omitted text or even a quote. Also, there should be a hyphen between bad and mouth. There is also no such punctuation of ":)."

amazing. :)

[Jeanette X]

I agree. JeanetteX, it is very irritating when you act like the unappointed spokesperson for this board.
I didn't see any of you volunteer. I was just fulfilling my civic duty.

[soundtest]

I don't volunteer to pointlessly shove the Rules and Regulations down the throat of someone who is not going to listen anyway because: a) I don't give a fuck, b) it's not my place even if I did, and c) I don't want to come off like some loser who thinks that they are some sort of an authority figure.

[MrAdventure]

TALES OF THE FAG PATROL :picklehat